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PapSmeared: Linda Hogan is Stayin' Alive

Emily Farris — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:43:00 GMT

Linda Hogan steps out for the first time since her ex-husband Hulk Hogan confessed he had fantasies of killing her.

While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson's Mistresses

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Why are there snakes on this motherfuckin' plane?

Child labor is real and undeniably so after these photographs.

A woman turned the tables on a man who tried to rob her: she made him her sex slave.

Hey that woman from the Dominos story turns out to be a sex offender.

Will Ferrell did Man Vs. Wild.

The stupidest quote of the year is officially Hulk Hogan saying he "totally understands OJ."

Another reason to not get implants: the doctor might be using veterinary equipment.

Rush Limbaugh's ten dumbest quotes. How ever did they narrow it down? How ever did they listen to it long enough to hear all these?

And the Mel Gibson mistresses are starting to come out of the works.

American Woman: The Presidential Mistress

While You Were Sleeping: Britain's Next Topless Model

Barack Obama's "Gay Sex Scandal" Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

PapSmeared: Brooke Hogan Forgot Her Stripper Shoes

Emily Farris — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT

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PapSmeared: Brooke Hogan Spends Daddy's Money on More Stuff She Doesn't Need

Emily Farris — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:21:00 GMT

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Video of the Day: Linda Hogan Has a Tramp Stamp

Emily Farris — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:33:00 GMT

ICYMI: Linda Hogan's Tramp Stamp @ Yahoo! Video

On this week's Brooke Knows Best (a spin-off of Hogan Knows Best), daughter Brooke Hogan proves she does know best after her mom Linda suggests Brooke get a tattoo right where she has one. Brooke not-so-kindly informs her mother that she is the proud bearer of a "tramp stamp."

[via Best Week Ever]

Sloppy Seconds: The Pregnant Man is No Longer Pregnant

Emily Farris — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:02:00 GMT

We have to admit, we'd be pretty fucking scared if Hulk Hogan was stalking us, so we feel you Linda. We do. [People]

We don't know what you're doing this weekend, but we're going to the vagina spa. [NYT]

Rachael Ray's people want you to eat lots and lots and lots and lots of hamburgers this weekend. Or else you're fired. [TMZ

Michael Lohan sure does like stage moms. Apparently the mother of his "secret love child" is already shopping around a record deal for the 13-year-old. [dListed]

How do we get an invitation to Lindsay Lohan's gay wedding? Because why else would she be shopping at Cartier, right? [PopSugar]

What would happen if a 500-kilometer meteorite hit Earth? For starters, we'd be fucked. [Neatorama]

Mandy Moore is single again. And oh so pretty. [GabbyBabble]

Thomas Beatie, the "pregnant man," gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday. [ABC]

Sloppy Seconds: What Are Britney Spears and Mel Gibson Doing with a Cigar?

Emily Farris — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Kate Beckinsale might be the most hilarious actress in Hollywood. "You don't want your little peas sticking out, do you?" What ever could she be referring to? [GabbyBabble]

What's more precious than young people finding love? Old people finding love. Then doin' it. [Slate]

The newly-made-over, sorta-sexy Strawberry Shortcake kind-of freaks us out. [Jezebel]

If Queen Latifah is a lesbian, she might be planning to wed her long-time girlfriend in California soon. [Jossip]

Mass dolphin suicide is the saddest thing we've heard all day. [Guardian]

Vaginal reconstruction surgery in Europe sounds... painful. [NYT]

Hulk Hogan proves on Larry King that strong men also cry. [MollyGood]

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears apparently had a smokin' date at an exclusive cigar club. But it was all business, like most meetings involving an older man, a troubled young woman and a cigar. Mmhmm. [People]

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Kate Beckinsale Would Much Rather F*ck Than Cook

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What's Cuter than Old People Writing About Young Peoples' Sex Lives? Nothing

Scanner Highs and Lows: Can You Say Disappointment?

Emily Farris — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Seriously, we thought we were going to get fingerbanged and then we didn't. How do you think our week went?

Highs:

We learned that people who have more money than we do dress a lot worse than we do.

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson performed together.

We learned that you'd rather do Chrissie Hynde than Madonna.

The Top 10 Teen Pop Stars made us laugh and cry.

We learned how to make our own dildo cam.

Our suspicions about Star Wars were confirmed. Maybe.

Lows:

We were really, really disappointed by National Fingerbang day. Really fucking disappointed.

We were pretty disappointed by Scarlett Johansson's music video.

We were disappointed when Akon and T-Pain didn't invite us to this awesome lunch.

Miley Cyrus and her dad got a little too close for our comfort.

So did Hulk Hogan and his daughter.

We were very scared by the Montana Meth Project.

Would Hulk Hogan Please Step Away From the Ass

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Not right and not good. Who's ass is the Hulk lotioning in this photo?

That's right, his daughter's. First Billy Ray lurks over Miley while she's wrapped in her Annie Leibovitz sheet, and now Hulk Hogan cares a little too much about sun protection.

Shudder. We'd rather have third degree burns.

Thanks to D-Listed for sharing the horror.

Porn Stars, Hulk Hogan Endorse Democrats

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Our friend Madeline Holler over at Political Nanny is keeping up with the B-list endorsements so I can sit here and nurse a bottle of tequila all day. But do we really care who, um, Hulk Fucking HOGAN is supporting? Actually, yes. Which is why her story, which mentions that Hillary Clinton can rejoice at the support of distinguished author/deepthroater Jenna Jameson, is so enjoyable.

Madeline rattles off the endorsements: Hogan for Obama, hard-livin' poet Maya Angelou for Hillary, and Savanna Sampson for Giuliani. Woah! A porn star endorsed Giuliani? (I won't spoil Political Nanny's one-liner about Sampson possibly rescinding that endorsement.)

Sources say Mitt Romney's still holding out for Dirk Diggler's endorsement. Until then, he'll have a lot to run on with just this one Jenna Jameson quote:

The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again.

Although it's clearly an old Jenna line, it's still enough that if enough Republicans spread it around, even George Wallace could jump back in the race and win the gold.

PS I'm sorry, but... Holy fucking shit! Ric Flair is still alive?!

Who's Your Money On?: Rosie O'Donnell vs. Hulk Hogan

Emily Farris — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT

We're not even going to ask "who would you rather?" That would be wrong. In so many, many ways. But TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan wants to throw down with Rosie O'Donnell in the new "American Gladiators." We think she should do it. This would most certainly make up for her performance in the Worst Love Scene Ever.

[TMZ: Hulk Wants to Pummel Rosie...and Not in a Good Way]