Happy Ending To This Naked Man's Prank

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:41:00 GMT

ABOVE: Unrelated photo for illustrative purposes.

Two drunk young Australian men stood outside a cafe, daring each other to strip and saunter into the late-night takeout place as if nothing were amiss.

Before one of them decided to walk in, he enlisted the aid of a passerby to make sure the moment was captured for historical history...

Luckily, 23-year-old Steven Bastick agreed to partake in the Jackass-inspired experiment and snapped the below photo for the world's continuing amusement. But the best part of all, and our entire reason for sharing this, is the quote he's been handing out to the endless stream of reporters ringing him up, describing the reaction the naked man received from the lone cashier:

"The lady was just smiling," he said.

"It didn't bother her at all...."

We have to wonder if she was grinning because he was naked or because of the one "bit" of information we're unable to ascertain from this photo...

Via this link and this link.

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Photo Essay: Revenge of the Cheated

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

And no, that's not Scanner Emily's revenge billboard (she's even more creative than that-- although you gotta love the postscript on that one)...

After today's earlier story on a cheating politician, we wondered if there were any other boneheaded dudes who not only couldn't keep it in their pants but also got owned, publicly. Yep. Quite a few... quite a few...

That car was an ugly old Ford anyway... but this one...

...that's just fucking wrong.

Speaking of wrong, what do we think of publishing full fronto photos of the cheater in question on the internet, emphasizing their almost total lack of naughty bits?

Too late! (Don't worry, we cropped the face out here-- you know, for privacy.)

For more cathartic photos of cheaters feelin' the burn, Jackass style, check out 35 millimeter.

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Happy Ending To This Naked Man's Prank

Mini-Me Makes Up For Size With Stamina In Bed

Reader Round-Up: Penises, Pining and PDA

Photo Essay: Revenge of the Cheated