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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : jim carey</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jim+carey/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: jim carey</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: What Two Actors Are Cruising Gay Bars Together for "Research?"</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/sloppy-seconds-what-two-actors-are-cruising-gay-bars-together-for-quot-research-quot.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:88504</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=88504</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/sloppy-seconds-what-two-actors-are-cruising-gay-bars-together-for-quot-research-quot.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/gay_20bar_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/gay_20bar_small.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [&lt;a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080425-AP-penguins.html" target="_blank"&gt;National Geographic&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s over. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_en_ce/people_gary_coleman" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why didn&amp;#39;t we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0424081prom1.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Smoking Gun&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just in case you haven&amp;#39;t already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [&lt;a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/the-collar/2008/04/25/movie-stars-cant-save-wesley-snipes-from-prison.html" target="_blank"&gt;Us News &amp;amp; World Report&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20195382,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... 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It&amp;#39;s especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who&amp;#39;s a great dad, a great husband, and a great friend.&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other stars putting on the eyeliner? 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