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Kama Sutra Chocolate

Emily Farris — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:47:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: What is it about chocolate and sex that go so well together? Never mind, I think I figured it out.

Anyway, want the Kama Sutra in chocolate form? So do I, but this solid milk chocolate bar only comes in one Kama Sutra position of your choice. Which is too bad, because there's an even better, naughtier version of the Kama Sutra in Chocolate:

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Today's Sun Story About Unconfirmable Russian High Jinks

Colleen Kane — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:00:00 GMT

It seems like every time we're reading a tale in The Sun of a penis bitten off or some other sex-related calamity, it happened to Russian people and there is no other mention of the incident on the Internet.

Today's such story happened to "Ivan Sokolov" and wife "Valentina" who supposedly had an unfortunate mishap while practicing a pose from the Kama Sutra.

This caught our eye because despite all the books, DVDs, and card-decks showing the Kama Sutra poses, does anyone really use the Kama Sutra? We didn't get an answer since this story is probably fabricated.

Anyhoo, the couple was in a pose called "deck chair" (or more traditionally Indriani) and got stuck when Valentina had a muscle spasm. The pose, which is rated moderately difficult, involves the woman drawing her knees up and placing her feet under the man's armpits.

The couple tried for an hour to free themselves before calling an ambulance, and while they were finally able to separate, Valentina had to be treated for her spasm.

Right.

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John & Jen's Perfectly in-Character Sexy Role Play

Colleen Kane — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:20:00 GMT

Mike Walker's National Enquirer column reported on a visit made by Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer to L.A.'s Pleasure Chest sex toy shoppe, where supposedly they made some purchases and did a little play-acting. Like Jen's movies and John's music, it sounds about as middle-of-the-road as can be, so maybe this bit of celebrity gossip, attributed to unnamed "spies," is true.

"Jennifer Aniston sashayed into The Pleasure Chest, Hollywood’s elegant sex shop, with hunky Young Stuff John Mayer in tow - and it looked like sparks were flying, romance-wise. As Jen smiled demurely at intriguing items offered by the naughty fun emporium, say My Spies, John fanned the flames by selecting: A bedside lock-box containing a copy of the Kama Sutra; handcuffs; a G-string with matching candy bra; and a “Dare Me” coupon book. As the love stud headed to the checkout counter, Jennifer slipped outside for a quick puff - then stepped back in, sidled up to John like he was a total stranger, and purred huskily: 'Do you shop here often?'…. Not missing a beat, the crooner crooned: 'No, but I’ve noticed a lot of beautiful women shop here.'… Totally into the role-play, he asked Beautiful Stranger: 'What are your plans for the day?' Smiling sweetly, she replied: 'I’m going to a children’s party.' He grinned. 'I’m great with kids.' Then, playing it brilliantly, he asked to carry her bags! The star-crossed strangers left the store together."

On second thought, the play-acting might be more comparable to John's comedy moonlighting career.

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Museum Erotica Might Be the Economy's Next Victim

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:56:00 GMT

Copenhagen, Demark's Museum Erotica may be going out of business. Sources say that a public plea failed when the new investors pulled out at the last minute (no pun intended.)

A loss of this magnitude would be have worldwide consequences-- after all, where else are you going to see all this NSFW sex-related art?

According to the Copenhagen Post, the Museum may be put up for sale as early as today:

The City Council’s cultural committee has turned down a request to support the museum and the museum’s chief executive, Hanne Stensgaard, said the museum is facing the sale of its extensive collection.
The museum is home to more than 1,500 artifacts and pictures depicting erotica through the ages. [Copenhagen Post]

If that ends up happening, you know that private pervs will keep all these glorious art pieces to themselves, so enjoy them now, thanks to Flickr and other internet sources:

1) Statue from the museum; 2) Kama Sutra painting; 3) What's up with this figurine's penis?; 4) Yes, that is a vagina cam; 5) A sex doll or the new Pamela Anderson spread for Playboy?; 6) A Marilyn Monroe exhibit was featured recently at the museum.

Check out the museum's website-- hopefully, there will be news of a last-second savior any minute now...

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The Kama Sutra Modeling Kit: Make Your Clay Go All the Way

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:41:00 GMT

For those of you who are too crafty to simply get laid and enjoy it, we present Sculpta Sutra, the clay modeling kit specifically designed so that you can sculpt "instructors" who go at it like rabbits. Because, be honest, your Barbies just aren't very sexually adventurous.

Shots of the action after the jump:

No joking, dude looks exactly like our high school Earth Sciences teacher. Maybe he posed for live-modeling class that day. (via Nerd Approved)

Gorilla Has Sex Like a Virgin on Her Wedding Night

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:13:00 GMT

If you were too busy stuffing your face with chocolate covered cherries and pink champagne this Valentine's Day, you may have missed the well-timed news item about Leah the face-to-face fucking gorilla. (OK. Fine. Scanner Nicole missed the face-to-face fucking gorilla because of chocolate cherries and pink champagne. Sue her!)

Looks like animals normally get busy back-to-back, or front-to-back, or sideways, or something. Anyway, Leah, it seems, has sex in the good old-fashioned Kshudgaga Position. Very vanilla. Your Sophomore-year health teacher would approve.