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Joe Biden's Daughter Caught in Cocaine Scandal?

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:46:00 GMT

Ashley Biden, the cute 27-year-old daughter of the Vice President is apparently this year's Kate Moss. Remember how someone secretly filmed the supermodel doing blow at Pete Doherty's recording session? The same thing happened to Ash, only it was at a party, she knew she was being filmed, and now the tape is about to fetch six figures...

If it's true. While we do believe a tape exists, so far no one's been able to prove the cokehead in the video is the First Daughter. Even the New York Post is unsure-- although, of course they milk the story for the little it's worth:

The woman appears to resemble Ashley Biden, 27, a social worker for a Delaware child-welfare agency...

[She] makes repeated references to the drugs, said the lawyers, who said they viewed the tape about 15 times.

"At one point she pretty much complains that the line isn't big enough," said the second lawyer, who declined to identify himself. "And she talks about her dad."

Biden has been an outspoken crusader against drugs, coining the term "drug czar" in 1982 while campaigning for a more forceful "war on drugs." [NY Post]

Whoever she is, she clearly has a drug problem. According to a variety of sources, the young woman on the tape uses a big red straw to snort up a boatload of coke before lashing out at people around her and telling them to "shut the fuck up." (It's also rumored that Biden's longtime boyfriend is pictured in the same frame as her, which would make the tape appear to be genuine.)

The douchebag who filmed all this tried initially to obtain $1.2 for the original, but has scaled back his greed to a mere $400,000. One report says two companies have offered well over six figures for the tape, but not the full 400 g's. Yet...

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This Kate Was Made for Walking (On)

Emily Farris — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:26:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Whether you love or hate Kate Moss, you've got to admit that she's... Kate Moss. And now you can literally walk all over her iconic image:

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Kate Moss Stocks Up On Beer, Strips For New York Magazine

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT

Kate Moss ruffled a few feather boas this week when she did a shoot for Roberto Cavalli in Los Angeles.

The New York Post alleges Moss showed up two hours late (don't they plan for that in advance but telling her to show up at 9 when they mean 11?) Immediately, the supermodel started polishing off a steady stream of beers (seeing as how this is the Post, it was probably two cans), sat on another model's lap and didn't look at or speak to him, which must've been hot for him. Once the last photo was taken, she stormed out.

No such rumors have risen from this New York shoot, the photos from which appeared online this week. However, there was plenty more to talk about...

Moss addressed those petty pregnancy rumors in the way we hoped she would, although we wished she had just said "can't a girl drink a beer on a Saturday night in peace?!"

I’ve got a clear idea of what I want for lingerie. I’ve just started wearing bras. It’s a miracle. Not today, but I have been. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I’ve just grown breasts. I am a woman now! It’s true. No, honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever! Ever! It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying “Are you pregnant?” And I’m like, “No! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place.” Isn’t that weird? And how perfect for lingerie. [New York]

She's a woman now, just because she has to wear a bra? Don't let anyone tell you you need boobs, Kate, but please let someone do something about that hair...

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Super-Exclusive Nude Calendar Makes Us Want to Go to Africa For Some Reason

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT

These pictures have floated past us on the internet on at least a dozen different occasions, from one mysterious origin or another. At one time, Kate Moss was rumored to have participated in the 2009 Pirelli calendar, an arty nude photography review limited to 30,000 copies, but we haven't been able to find any photos from this year.

The rest, however, which involve naked models mounting elephants and their, um, rigid tusks, should suffice.

Thanks to Jalopnik and other sources for their links. Don't forget to purchase the calendar-- if you can figure out how!

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Colleen Kane — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:58:00 GMT

We aren't ones to gossip, so you didn't hear this from us. Wait, we are, and you are about to.

Kate Moss was spotted last night clutching two pill bottles that some are speculating to be the sex drug amyl nitrate, or "poppers."

Those speculating are basing this on the skull-and-crossbones icon visible on the pill bottles' lids. Her bag also contained "exclusive candles." Therefore (according to rumor-mongers) she was definitely stocked up for a evening of shagging her bf Jamie Hince of the Kills.

We feel a little dirty, and it's all the British tabloids' fault.

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Kate Moss: Unplugged, Uncensored, Uncovered

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Kate Moss is our Girl of the Day, to be sure. First, she graces us with the news that she's going to get naked and perform in an orgy scene for her boyfriend's band's music video.

Then we get this Interview Magazine cover story, complete with outrageous quotes about men and sex, plus, of course, a stack of nude photos...

Were you ever too skinny?

Yeah, when I was doing shows and flying economy and nobody ever fed me... I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.... I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny.

So, who's more diabolical, men or women?

Men for sure. 'Cause they're cunts! Absolute bastards!

What's the first thing you notice about a guy?

Oh, his eyes? The lips? I don't know.

A woman?

The tits. I'm a tit man. [They then talk about implants.] They are awful. So many of my friends have had them, and they’ve gone wrong. One of my friends’ tits started growling like the giant peach, and blood started coming out the nipple. Then another friend of mine had one that sort of moved up to her shoulder. One tit was normal, and the other was up by her collarbone. I know only one girl who has good ones. And most of them are so hard you can knock on them like a door. I’m not into them. I mean, if I got all saggy, like the sacks some women have after they have children, I’d have them done. I’m not against them, but if you have normal ones, just to have them enlarged for the sake of having big ones… I don’t really like big tits anyway.

Also, on how women over 30 are better in bed: "I could talk (dirty) when I was 20, I'm a lot better in the sack now."

What do you think? Is she hot or what?

Via Interview.

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While You Were Sleeping: Kate Moss Doing Nude Orgy For Music Video

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:18:00 GMT

The Dalai Lama is too exhausted for a world tour-- even a world tour that involves medical testing.

The first woman to ever face bigamy charges in Kentucky is on the run. Warning: do not marry this crazy nutjob.

Led Zeppelin have returned to the studio! Oh, but there's a small catch...

Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and Jason Bonham have been working on new material - without frontman Robert Plant.
Drummer Bonham... admits the new songs could be destined for a new Led Zeppelin album...

He says, "At the moment, all I know is I have the great pleasure to go and jam with the two guys and start work on some material. When I get there (in the studio) I never ask any questions..." [Starpulse]

Dr. Dre's son died over the weekend.

Madonna compares McCain to Hitler in her new in-concert video.

The Game stepped up the rap community's attacks on Jesse Jackson.

Yes, you read that headline right: Kate Moss' boyfriend is in a band called We Are (Not) Sex People, known for their terrible name. The lead singer says that Moss will appear, in the buff but filmed discreetly, in the middle of an orgy in a brothel:

Frontman Dan Summers commented: "Jamie [Hince, Moss's boyfriend] has nothing to worry about but there will be lots of nudity.

"Kate will play a sexy, young version of Cynthia [Payne, a famous London madam.] And we’d all give our right ears to be that bunny rabbit she fools around with."

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Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:20:00 GMT

It's nice to see Donald Trump doing something selfless, especially if it involves buying property and still somehow being selfless about it.

The troops give to Obama over McCain by a six-to-one ratio. We're thinking it might have something to do with that whole "100 years in Iraq" thing.

Kate Winslet says having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio in their new movie was "weird..." Perhaps because her husband was watching her:

But is was during a love scene that Winslet suddenly felt uncomfortable having her husband directing the picture.
She says, "I just kept saying, 'This is too... weird.' And Leo was like, 'Oh, get over it.' And I'm going, 'Yeah, a little reminder: You're my best friend. He's my husband. This is a bit weird.'
"I hadn't realised how much my chemistry with him since Titanic would still stick. It's great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory."

Is the next Harry Potter movie, now delayed all the way to July, going to bomb?

Frank Sinatra, stud to the end: his one shared kiss with Kate Moss sent the model wobbling, to the point where she had to take a seat.

Miley Cyrus can't get rid of this blogger/hacker who is spreading these photos of the star in her underwear all over the web.

And Leryn Franco and Victoria Pendleton shed their cothes to get a little more attention. Just a bit more.

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While You Were Sleeping: The Last True Supermodel

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Anne Hathaway's karaoke song is rather fitting, don't you think?

The incident with his mom and sister was apparently not the only one during Christian Bale's wild Friday.

A list of the top Hollywood bachelors that in any way involves Ryan Seacrest is invalidated automatically.

Guy answers call from the cops on his cell phone by saying: "Dude, I can't talk, I'm being chased by the police," and hanging up.

Speaking of police, they arrested a man for stealing money from a fountain in a Florida mall. His total haul? 42 cents.

You're not gonna believe who Forbes magazine thinks is the best investment in Hollywood. (You were right if you said "whoever it is, it's definitely not Tom Cruise.")

And Naomi Campbell says she wasn't the "last true supermodel":

"Models need to earn their stripes - I just think the term is used a little too loosely.
"Kate Moss is obviously a supermodel but, after Gisele [Bundchen], I don't think there's been one."

Via IMDB.

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Sloppy Seconds: Topless Chicks Arrested At KFC

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Miss USA fell down during the evening wear competition at the Miss Universe pageant.... for the second year in a row. USA! USA! USA!

A student protester in Iran was beaten, tortured, and imprisoned there after appearing on the cover of The Economist. Two things: People actually read The Economist? And how did the guy get from Iraq to America? The followup doesn't say-- he just escapes from Iran, then makes it to Iraq and... the next thing you know, he's here. Does anyone smell another Bush Administration manipulation here?

Kate Moss, topless on vacation, is apparently trying for the Amy Winehouse-Doing-Kate Moss look these days. Make it stop!

Princess Anne apparently enjoys something called "lighthouse bagging." We read the whole article and still can't get our original idea of what that means out of our heads.

A twenty-eight-year-old female sheriff's deputy has to register as a sex offender in Colorado after getting it on with a prisoner. Who was a man. A man, as in, he was well over the age of 18.

Best spam headlines of the day: "Moulin Splooge," "Tiffany accessories at never before prices," and, from a Capt. Mr. Chidpong: "ASSIST ME OUT OF IRAQ URGENTLY." Good luck, Captain, but I think George Bush wants you there until we die of old age.

And then this:

The topless women from animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) were arrested on Monday afternoon while protesting outside the CBD restaurant over KFC's alleged treatment of chickens in factories and slaughterhouses.

The women - naked apart from lacy, yellow bikini bottoms - were inside a large cage, holding signs that read "Chicks Agree: Boycott KFC".
One of the protesters claimed they were "roughly-handled" by police...

Not that we're condoning police brutality, but is anyone surprised that a bunch of cops manhandled (what a sexist term) a bunch of naked activists?

Agent Provocateur Wants You to Eat Kate Moss and Buy Crotchless Underwear

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:48:00 GMT

Here is Kate Moss in the new Agent Provocateur ad campaign. It has some sort of bridal/anti-bridal theme and begs you to stop crucifying Kate Moss in the media because celebrities aren't role models, yadda, yadda.

Dude, how does Kate Moss manage to be at the front of every single advertising campaign in existence. If she and Orange Glo ad man Billy Mays teamed up they could very likely rule the world.

Oh wait, sorry, we were talking about underwear. Didn't mean to get sidetracked. Peep the highlights of the campaign below.

If We Had Millions of Dollars, We Would Have the Best Nudie Collection in the World

Bryan Christian — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Yeah. We know what you're thinking: "Um,,, um,,, wow... um... holy... (drool)." We had the same thought.

Christie's in New York will soon be host to what we're thinking might be the greatest single collection of naked women since the Wu-Tang Clan toured Iceland. (You ain't heard those stories?) These are the basics:

-- The collection was owned by Gert Elfering and contains works by Irving Penn, Richard Avedon, Helmut Newton, Diane Arbus, Robert Mapplethorpe, Guy Bourdin, and Horst P. Horst.

-- Featured subjects include Gisele Bundchen, Kate Moss, Brigette Bardot, Lauren Hutton, and -- we're guessing -- a bunch of women in masks ('cause that's Helmut Newton's thing, right?)

-- The sale takes place April 10, at Christie's at Rockefeller Center, NYC and is expected to fetch $3 million or so.

-- When the dust settles, none of us will own any of these photos.

Great, got that out of the way. Let's get to the pics!

Click for hi-res versions, suitable for framing (if that's what you want to call it).

Moss, adopting a classic pose.

Let us all pause to reflect upon the powerhouse that is Lauren Hutton.

We find Bardot to be an enigmatic figure. This picture makes it even more so.

See what we mean about those masks?

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Emily Farris — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:37:00 GMT

[Image via Gossip Girls]