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"Gossip Girl" Takes on Rolling Stone in Sweet, Sexy Photoshoot [VIDEO]

Emily Farris — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:16:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: They may have made us wait six weeks for a new episode, but now that they're back, they're everywhere—in n our TV screens and on our newstands...

Click through for video of the photoshoot and a look at the cover shot after the jump...

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Rolling Stone Turns to Gossip Girl to Remain Semi-Relevant

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Rolling Stone is desperate to stay afloat. This is not news. They reduced the size of their magazines to cut production costs, featured Barack Obama (America's #1 celebrity!) on its cover, and generally tried to appease the again hippies that still subscribe while attracting lame Britney Spears fans that dominate the culture.

This month, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and the rest of the Gossip Gals are featured on the cover and are interviewed in the most tiresome fashion ("get the dirt on what it’s like starring as beautiful young people in New York while being beautiful young people in New York.")

The photo shoot, though, is at least the usual skanky jamboree...

Here are our favorite excerpts from the excerpts of the forthcoming article:

“No one’s going to accuse Gossip Girl of being The Wire or Mad Men, but if you roll with the fantasy/absurdity, it’s fun to watch, from the infighting to the insane clothes and snappy dialogue.”
“They’ve all reached the point where they’re in the public eye, but they’re not rolling around in blacked-out SUVs or being chased around like Madonna. A lot of them take the subway and they still complain about the price of rents and monthly car parking,” Gay reveals. “They’re in a nice place in their careers. They’re now recognizable enough to get interest for other things, but not so recognizable that daily life is a drag.”

Bummer, dudes. Check out the rest here.

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Since When Were Any Pictures of Anyone Born After 1990 Considered "Vintage?"

Emily Farris — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:22:00 GMT

Or.... when did we get old?

Is it us, or should the words "vintage" and "MySpace" never, ever appear in the same headline?

If you watch Gossip Girl (like we do, with no shame, thank you very much), you might be nominally interested in these "Vintage MySpace Pictures" of Taylor Momsen on this blog apparently put together by a 13-year-old. If like us, you were born before the 90's, you might be interested in why they're called "vintage?"

Maybe you're just a creepy old dude who wants to look at pictures of a 12-year-old-girl. In that case, stop right here, Mister!

[OceanUp: Taylor Momsen MYSPACE VINTAGE PICTURES]

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Sloppy Seconds: More Fun With Sarah Palin Affair Rumors

Emily Farris — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

~~Hootie~~ Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard's country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [Us]

Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn't exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [Gourmet]

We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [People]

Yes, we were right. [Radar]

Will you buy Blair and Chuck's albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch "Gossip Girl".. sigh. [MTV]

Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn't go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the "Wall Street" star can offer some hope? [Yahoo!]

If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. [Wonkette]

Cultural Clusterf*ck: Gossip Girl Meets 30 Rock

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:42:00 GMT

In what will surely finally give 30 Rock the huge ratings boost it deserves, the NBC comedy series has announced a series of high profile guest stars, including Jennifer Aniston and Oprah Winfrey.

But what should really do it for them is this idea for a guest appearance, which is apparently confirmed by the producers...

How about the ladies of Gossip Girl showing up on MILF Island, as sort of "foils" for the MILFS? While that problem won't happen, Blake, Leighton, and possibly other players of uppity snots will show up at Rockefeller Center in some capacity:

Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester have reportedly signed a deal to guest-star on U.S. TV show 30 Rock.
The actresses, who play spoiled students in their hit TV series, will feature in a Gossip Girl-inspired flashback sequence on 30 Rock during main character Liz Lemon's 20-year high school reunion, according to Ew.com.
But fans of the programme will be in for a shock as the sequence will reveal geeky Lemon, who is played by the sitcom's creator Tina Fey, was actually a bullying teenager.

That isn't reall much of a twist-- we've already seen that Liz has a much crazier side that she wants us to believe... but either way, this should be a great third season, don't ya think?

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While You Were Sleeping: Leighton Meester's Jail Story

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:46:00 GMT

Would this have been a good or bad thing? Jessica Simpson claims to have considered giving up singing publicly after her widely panned performance at the Kennedy Center Honors tribute to Dolly Parton.

The boys at school must've loved her: A woman named Yvonne Topless got into a fight with her boyfriend on a public bus in England.

The world's luckiest bastard Daniel Radcliffe lost his virginity at the age of sixteen in a manner we can still appreciate...

The 19-year-old actor confessed in a revealing interview to losing his virginity to an older woman - whose age would raise eyebrows.
Radcliffe admitted he celebrated reaching the age of consent, 16, in the customary manner with a much older girlfriend.
But although he insisted the age difference 'wasn't ridiculous', he did say it 'would freak some people out'.

Is Putin the world's most dangerous human being? Even fucking tigers are scared of this guy now.

One of the world's most wonderful people, Stevie Wonder, is to receive a Gershwin Award from the Library of Congress.

Leighton Meester's mom gave birth to her in a Federal prison, according to a shocking new report. (Talk about humble beginnings-- nice work, girl!)

The actress' mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas when she gave birth, and although baby Leighton was born in a halfway house, her mom returned to prison after her daughter turned three months. According to America's Star magazine, Meester was raised by a relative while her mother completed time for her role in an illegal drug enterprise.

And Jennifer Aniston is set to become Alec Baldwin's 30 Rock stalker when the funniest show on TV returns. (Let's just enjoy the fact that Alec Baldwin and 30 Rock are returning and forget about whether or not Aniston was the best casting choice...)

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"Gossip Girl" Takes on Rolling Stone in Sweet, Sexy Photoshoot [VIDEO]

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