http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/madonna+sarah+palin/default.aspxTags: madonna sarah palinenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/10/scanner-highs-and-lows-is-it-really-ever-about-anything-but-boobs.aspxFri, 10 Oct 2008 21:25:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:135348Emily Farris1http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=135348http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/10/scanner-highs-and-lows-is-it-really-ever-about-anything-but-boobs.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/08-15/madonnaradio1XP_450x464.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/08-15/madonnaradio1XP_450x464.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">What you don&#39;t know yet is that our mom flashed our friends at our book party...&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Highs:</b></font></p><p><font size="2">We <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/casserole-crazy-by-emily-farris.aspx" target="_blank">wrote a book</a>!&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">And if it doesn&#39;t sell well, we may have found a way to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/10/seminole-casino-solves-the-economic-crisis-with-strip-poker.aspx" target="_blank">get through</a> the economic crisis.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">We <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/co-ed-magazine-picks-the-52-best-all-natural-breasts.aspx" target="_blank">looked at boobs</a>, natch. </font></p><p><font size="2">And then we put our Barack <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/boobs-for-barack.aspx" target="_blank">where our boobs are</a>. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Is it actually possible <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/google-launches-quot-mail-goggles-quot.aspx" target="_blank">we&#39;ll stop</a> drinking and emailing?&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Instead of punching you in the face next time you say &quot;that&#39;s so gay,&quot; we now <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/video-of-the-day-that-s-so-gay-psa-ad-council-think-before-you-speak.aspx" target="_blank">have a short video</a> to show you. </font></p><p><font size="2">When most people get $6 million book deals, we hate them; we&#39;re happy about <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/sloppy-seconds-tina-fey-6-million-dollar-book-deal.aspx" target="_blank">this one</a>.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">You still have time to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/scanner-giveaway-josh-henkin-matrimony.aspx" target="_blank">win some free shit</a>.&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">We actually <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/and-esquire-s-sexiest-woman-alive-is.aspx" target="_blank">agreed with</a> one of those &quot;sexiest women alive&quot; lists.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Crazy cat ladies, you&#39;re <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/06/the-new-york-times-like-these-quot-cat-men-quot-should-probably-get-a-life.aspx" target="_blank">not alone</a>! </font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Lows:</b><br /><br />We decided we <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/madonna-calls-sarah-palin-a-bitch-disinvites-her-from-concert.aspx" target="_blank">like Madonna</a> again. For a little while, at least. </font></p><p><font size="2">Sarah Palin told us that she and Jesus and mosquitoes will <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/sarah-palin-proves-that-sparkles-are-just-as-important-as-foreign-policy-experience.aspx" target="_blank">save the world together</a>, while wearing sparkles. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">And we thought we needed to hide those <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/those-lasers-really-bring-out-the-hot-pink-in-your-eyes.aspx" target="_blank">elementary school pictures</a>.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">We also thought our mom was crazy for flashing our friends at our book party; boy, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/mom-sent-12-000-texts-to-and-tried-to-blackmail-her-daughter-s-ex-boyfriend.aspx" target="_blank">were we wrong</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2">Scanner Brian missed it because he left to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/debate-3-it-s-better-to-fade-away-than-to-burn-out.aspx" target="_blank">watch the debates</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2">This kid made us <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/06/boy-7-sneaks-into-zoo-feeds-animals-to-giant-crocodile.aspx" target="_blank">sad for the world</a>. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/08/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnant-again-allegedly.aspx" target="_blank">Fuck</a>.&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/madonnaradio1XP_450x464.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=135348" width="1" height="1">boobsgoogletina feyhalle berrybooksBarack Obamahighs and lowsemailpicturesdrunk emailingdebatesemily farrisbook dealssarah palincraczy cat lady action figurescanner emily's mommadonna sarah palinchildrenncasserolele crazyneonscanner emily's mom's boobshttp://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/madonna-calls-sarah-palin-a-bitch-disinvites-her-from-concert.aspxThu, 09 Oct 2008 20:52:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:135107Ina Maier3http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=135107http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/madonna-calls-sarah-palin-a-bitch-disinvites-her-from-concert.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/0-madonna.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/0-madonna.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Madonna, no doubt incurring the wrath of Republicans, Conservatives, and born-again Christians everywhere, went off on Sarah Palin during the Madison Square Garden Show of her Sticky and Sweet Tour on Monday night...And that was after berating a bored man in the front row for not payiing attention. Video clip after the jump... </font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;Palin-bashing starts about at about 1:50.&nbsp; </font></p> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tNXYf-8lFE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tNXYf-8lFE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></object> <p><b><font size="2">Related:&nbsp;</font></b></p><p><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/07/a-rod-brainwashed-by-hot-madonna-or-religious-madonna.aspx">A-Rod Brainwashed By Hot Madonna or Religious Madonna?</a></font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/05/rumors-we-d-like-to-start-about-sarah-palin-but-won-t.aspx">Top 5 Rumors We&#39;d Like to Start About Sarah Palin... 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