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Don't Miss the Awesomeness on Late Night's Goodbye Week (VIDEOS)

Colleen Kane — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:56:00 GMT

Hard to believe, but after 16 years on the air, this is the last week for Late Night With Conan O' Brien, one of my all-time favorite shows. As Late Night draws to its close, Conan's been inviting back some favorite guests and friends of the show (like Martha Stewart, who brought along Taco Bell and 40s), and running hilarious greatest hits and montages along with some new sketches. They're all on the Conan website, but here are some especially good ones: Conan shooting guns and drinking whiskey in upstate New York with Hunter S. Thompson (which was the only way he would agree to be on the show), Triumph the Insult Comic Dog taking on Star Wars nerds, and bidding adieu to The Masturbating Bear (with a Star Wars theme and guest star).

Hunter Thompson:

Triumph vs Star Wars Nerds:

Masturbating Bear Bye Bye:

*sniff*

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Sloppy Seconds: Ellen Degeneres is on the Prowl

Emily Farris — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:15:00 GMT

Ellen Degeneres is set on finding Anne Hathaway a new boyfriend. Um, can she find us one while she's at it? [People]

Oh! R. Kelly was married? Could have fooled us. [Us]

What did Martha Stewart say when she walked in on some lesbians having sex in prison? [DailyIntel]

We love this new PlanB commercial. Conservatives? Not so much. [AdAge]

Aaaaaaand the guy who lost the Minnesota state Senate seat is suing him. [Radar]

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Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Mash the Potatoes

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:44:00 GMT

Just in time for Thanksgiving! Martha Stewart shows (who else?!) Snoop Dogg how to make mashed potatoes. The pair hit it off swimmingly discussing a wide range of topics from Snoop's made up language that "no one understands" to the merits of black versus white pepper. (Black pepper is better.)

Martha's sort of condescending and awkward, but what else is new? Everything seems to proceed according to plan until Snoop decides to add a special ingredient to the potatoes that even we, derelicts that we are, can't really defend.

Seriously, congac in the mashed potatoes?! Oh, well, it's Snoop-designed congac, so that makes sense. They should just give this guy his own channel on QVC and let him sell sell sell.

Top 10 Celebrity Pets

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:51:00 GMT

On April 12, Martha Stewart announced the heart-breaking news that her beloved dog Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow had passed away (Check the perfectly tied ribbon on the doggie body bag). Paw Paw, may you rest in peace and receive a slightly less humiliating name in the afterlife. Martha’s news brought to mind some of the other pets who share the limelight with their celebrity owners. And so, a list was born: the Top 10 Celebrity Pets.

You can tell a lot about a person by his or her pet, be it garishly groomed, pathetically spoiled and puppy-farmed (Ahem—Tinkerbell), or unique and adorable. Since we’ve already covered number 10-- Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow, we’ll move on to the rest of the list.

9. Foxxy Cleopatra, Nicole Richie’s Pomeranian. Named after Beyonce’s character in Austin Powers, Foxxy Cleopatra and the also unfortunately named HoneyChild are often paraded around town wearing weaves and hairbows. Here’s hoping they haven’t felt displaced since Nicole squeezed the bun out of her oven.

8. Millie, Barbara and George H.W. Bush’s Spaniel. Barb used to take this bitch everywhere. Plus she’s the only First Pet who has written a book. Pet lovers that we are, we’d much rather have Bush dog as Prez than Bush son.

7. Atticus and Boo Radley, Jake Gyllenhaal’s dogs. Not only are this German Shepard and puggle cute, they prove that their owner has read a book! Or at least heard of one.

6. Bit Bit, Britney Spears’ Chihuahua. Dude, its name is Bit Bit and it lives with Brit Brit. This is a pity ranking.

5. Tinkerbell, Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua. Paris’ designer dogs may come and go from the public eye, but Tinkerbell will always be the one who had the good sense to try and escape.

4. Norman, Jennifer Aniston’s dog. After her breakup with Brad Pitt Aniston was rarely seen without Norman by her side. So Jen got her dog and Brad walked away with his.

3. Snoop Dogg’s Doggs. Obviously there are many Doggs at Tha Pound. This video introduces us to a few of them. If we had to choose a favorite it would probably be Cindy, the brightest dog in the house who, in Snoop’s words, “actually goes outside to shit.”

2. Max, George Clooney's pig. This 300-pound pot belly pig who died in 2006 (may he rest in peace) used to sleep in the bed with his owner George Clooney and was once run over by George's friends in the dark.

1. Tina, Jessica Biel’s pitbull. Number one solely because we want to be this animal. Oh god, what if it gets to sleep in the bed with THE BIEL???!! Amazing!