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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : michelle williams</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: michelle williams</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys, And Freaks Out On Ewan McGregor</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/michelle-williams-gives-ewan-mcgregor-no-choice.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:181776</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=181776</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/michelle-williams-gives-ewan-mcgregor-no-choice.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/ewan%20m.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/ewan%20m.jpg" border="0" height="242" width="165" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/michelle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/michelle.jpg" border="0" height="239" width="182" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Michelle Williams has already bounced back from the stress nightmare and overwhelming publicity surrounding the death of her ex-fiancee, Heath Ledger. First, she nailed a terrific performance in last year&amp;#39;s gem Wendy and Lucy, sadly overlooked by Kate Winslet-crazy Oscar voters. Then, she landed the lead in the new film &lt;i&gt;Incendiary&lt;/i&gt;, which was a hit at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival and comes to DVD on May 5th.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But Nerve Video obtained a copy of the graphic and memorable sex scene between Williams and co-star Ewan McGregor (man, that guy&amp;#39;s naked in &lt;i&gt;everything&lt;/i&gt;)...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This scene takes place at the beginning of the movie. Williams&amp;#39; character has a husband and young son, whom the filmmakers apparently doesn&amp;#39;t even bother to give a name, are at a soccer match (note her character&amp;#39;s accent), so she decides to invite sexy Ewan over for a game of her own. Both fortunately and unfortunately, the scene is edited so that spoilers are removed, so we won&amp;#39;t tell you what&amp;#39;s going on at the end here, except to say that Williams had left the TV on and the channel tuned to the match... &amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.egotastic.com/includes/video/flv-player.swf" flashvars="autoPlay=false&amp;amp;flvPath=http://media.egotastic.com/media/videos//0903/michelle-williams-topless-incendiary-01.flv&amp;amp;flvTitle=Egotastic! 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It took some serious gobs of makeup and inventive hairstyling to make Christina Ricci and Charlize Theron unattractive, but somehow the sex scene survives. Perhaps this is due to the previous scene, one of our favorite romantic moments on screen, in which the stars awkwardly discover each other while rollerskating and continue making out with extreme giddiness even as the crowd becomes nauseated. (And to the strains of &amp;quot;Don&amp;#39;t Stop Believin&amp;#39;&amp;#39;&amp;quot; to boot!) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/852953/charlize_theron_kissing_girl.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. &lt;i&gt;Desert Hearts.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Thanks to a nomination in &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/07/top-5-lesbian-sex-scenes.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;our first Top 5 Lesbian Sex Scenes post&lt;/a&gt;, we&amp;#39;ve decided to include this cult classic (sex scene) in the followup, although we&amp;#39;re not sure this is the hottest of the films two sex scenes. (If anyone finds an embeddable or even a linkable version of the other sex scene in the film, we&amp;#39;ll take a look.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-drn9hX4OY8I/desert_hearts_lez_scene_2.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;3.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Wild Side&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. Anne Heche is so believably lesbian in this sex scene with the great and sorely missed Joan Chen, it&amp;#39;s no surprise she played gay in real life for a few years after. Once you&amp;#39;ve had Joan... you can&amp;#39;t go bone? Something like that... anyway, enjoy: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/804508/anne_heche_lesbian_scene_from_wild_side.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;2&lt;/b&gt;. &lt;i style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Lost and Delirious&lt;/i&gt;. By special request, we&amp;#39;ve included this very, very sexy scene here-- only because it&amp;#39;s able to overcome the whiny and distracting soundtrack tune. As Joe Cocker (a porn star name if there ever was one) said at Woodstock, &amp;quot;This title pretty much puts it all into focus.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1161222/.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;If These Walls Could Talk 2&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. Again, we can tolerate the soundtrack for the chance to enjoy Michelle Williams and Chloe Sevigny devouring each other, first to a neighbor&amp;#39;s delight (or it it horror?) and then to the strains of an obvious Melissa Etheridge song. 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&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We didn&amp;#39;t know Autism could be cured, but apparently Jenny McCarthy&amp;#39;s son is recovering just fine. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jenny-mccarthy-my-son-is-no-longer-autistic" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Boy is Guy Ritchie ever glad to have old Madge off his back. [&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3208229/Guy-Ritchie-brands-marriage-to-Madonna-a-circus.html" target="_blank"&gt;Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;How bad do we want to see &amp;quot;The Secret Life of Bees?&amp;quot; Really, really, really bad. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081016/film_nm/us_bees" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But maybe not as badly as we want to see &amp;quot;W.&amp;quot; [&lt;a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/lyons_den/b64213_josh_brolins_presidential_head_trip.html" target="_blank"&gt;E!&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Racists for Palin, everybody! [&lt;a href="http://www.mollygood.com/yet-another-video-of-racists-for-palin-20081016/" target="_blank"&gt;MollyGood&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Michelle Williams was seen out and about with director Spike Jonze. Of
course, the two just wrapped a film together, so it could be totally
platonic but don&amp;#39;t you think they make a cute couple? [&lt;a href="http://infdaily.celebuzz.com/2008/10/michelle-williams-and-spike-jonez-go-to-the-movies.html" target="_blank"&gt;INF&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Oh, wait... they were spotted making out. Do you now? [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20233539,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/michelle-williams/pictures/michelle-williams-picture-1.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=137236" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/madonna/default.aspx">madonna</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/george+_2600_quot_3B00_poppy_2600_quot_3B00_+bush/default.aspx">george &amp;quot;poppy&amp;quot; bush</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Guy+Ritchie/default.aspx">Guy Ritchie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/W/default.aspx">W</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/racists/default.aspx">racists</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/josh+brolin/default.aspx">josh brolin</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/spice+jonze/default.aspx">spice jonze</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/secrett+life+of+bees/default.aspx">secrett life of bees</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/palin/default.aspx">palin</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Matilda Rose Ledger's Big Gift</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/29/sloppy-seconds-heath-ledgers-entire-estate-to-go-to-matilda-rose.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:131738</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=131738</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/29/sloppy-seconds-heath-ledgers-entire-estate-to-go-to-matilda-rose.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/matlida_rose_ledger.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/matlida_rose_ledger.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Britney Spears sex tape. Excuse us while we go throw up the twelve pounds of crab cakes we ate in Baltimore this weekend. [&lt;a href="http://www.mollygood.com/the-britney-spears-sex-tape-is-upon-us-20080929/" target="_blank"&gt;MollyGood&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The economy may be falling to shit, but at least we can still afford Photoshop. [&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/the_treasury_has_issued_a_new.html" target="_blank"&gt;DailyIntel&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The &lt;i&gt;New York Sun&lt;/i&gt; (where Scanner Emily got her journalistic start
in New York many moons ago) was supposed to close for good today but
will put out another issue tomorrow. Maybe, Virginia, there really is a
Santa Claus. And he loves conservatives. [&lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE48S5ED20080929" target="_blank"&gt;Reuters&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Country singer Mindy McCready is headed back to jail. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/mindy-mccready-returns-to-jail-for-probation-violation" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Lawyers for Heath Ledger&amp;#39;s estate are suing over a $10M life insurance policy they claim has gone unpaid since the actor&amp;#39;s death. [&lt;a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hSgFlx4EHhiIjD6PressJdKxKxKgD93GITBO0" target="_blank"&gt;AP&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;However, when everything is settled, Heath&amp;#39;s entire estate will go to his daughter with Michelle Williams, Matilda. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20229472,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=131738" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+economy/default.aspx">the economy</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner+emily/default.aspx">scanner emily</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photoshop/default.aspx">photoshop</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/money/default.aspx">money</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/matilda+rose+ledger/default.aspx">matilda rose ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/recession/default.aspx">recession</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lawyers/default.aspx">lawyers</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mindy+mccready/default.aspx">mindy mccready</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/millions/default.aspx">millions</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/estates/default.aspx">estates</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/true+stories/default.aspx">true stories</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/law+suits/default.aspx">law suits</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/baltimore+book+festival/default.aspx">baltimore book festival</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+new+york+sun/default.aspx">the new york sun</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/estate/default.aspx">estate</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/crackb+cakes/default.aspx">crackb cakes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/suing/default.aspx">suing</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dollar+bills/default.aspx">dollar bills</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/baldtimore/default.aspx">baldtimore</category></item><item><title>While You Were Sleeping: Anne Hathaway and the Cops</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/24/while-you-were-sleeping-anne-hathaway-and-the-cops.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:25:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:111794</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=111794</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/24/while-you-were-sleeping-anne-hathaway-and-the-cops.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/Braces.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/hathaway.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/hathaway.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&amp;amp;ct=:ePkh8BM9EwLbwQq0w4CFOFuMBH716fstWxUc4sHDJN9X6aMIAE3ADQE/2-2-0&amp;amp;fp=4888ea79957437f9&amp;amp;ei=HImISLXQL5TAlgTMvbCHDQ&amp;amp;url=http%3A//www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-me-budget24-2008jul24%2C0%2C2620443.story&amp;amp;cid=1229194958&amp;amp;npp=POP&amp;amp;sig2=4o2eRiKGtJ5kw44gwqGfSg&amp;amp;usg=AFQjCNFOY1C4Bcd1wpZWnO5dOPJIKLRt4g" target="_blank"&gt;Arnold Schwarzenneger&lt;/a&gt; took 200,000 people hostage today. It sounds like one of his terrible movies from 1980s but actually, it&amp;#39;s part of an ongoing budget crisis in California. Blah.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Headline of the Day: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0266238/" target="_blank"&gt;Alba Bans Honor From Acting&lt;/a&gt;. If you&amp;#39;ve ever seen &lt;i&gt;Dark Angel&lt;/i&gt;, you will agree with us in saying she may have also banned Talent.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who is Michelle Williams seeing now that the media won&amp;#39;t pounce on her for it?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931329/"&gt;Michelle Williams&lt;/a&gt; has sparked rumours of a new romance with filmmaker &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005069/"&gt;Spike Jonze&lt;/a&gt; - six months after the death of her ex-fiance &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/"&gt;Heath Ledger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The former &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118300/"&gt;Dawson&amp;#39;s Creek&lt;/a&gt; star has been repeatedly spotted with Jonze, the ex-husband of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335266/"&gt;Lost In Translation&lt;/a&gt; director &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001068/"&gt;Sofia Coppola&lt;/a&gt;, near his Manhattan apartment in recent weeks.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The pair first met in 2006 when Williams auditioned for Jonze&amp;#39;s film adaptation of the classic children&amp;#39;s story &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386117/"&gt;Where The Wild Things Are&lt;/a&gt;. She won a role, but later withdrew from the project.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nope, nothing is sacred anymore: MTV is working on a remake of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0266236/" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;quot;The Rock Horror Picture Show.&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two Danish lesbians making more than $100K a year &lt;a href="http://www.theage.com.au/national/twins-lesbian-mums-lose-compo-case-against-ivf-doctor-20080724-3kce.html" target="_blank"&gt;lost their lawsuit against the doctor&lt;/a&gt; who implanted one of them with two embryos instead of one, thus giving them twins and doubling the cost of child rearing expenses. Yep, they wanted the doctor to pay half their expenses. Apparently forever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0266232/" target="_blank"&gt;Anne Hathaway&amp;#39;s journals&lt;/a&gt; may have been seized by the police in their ongoing prosecution of her ex-boyfriend. Unfortunately, this is not the plot of the next &amp;quot;Princess Diaries&amp;quot; movie...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And &lt;a href="http://rawstory.com//news/2008/Lewis_Black_Weak_dollar_makes_America_0723.html" target="_blank"&gt;Lewis Black&lt;/a&gt; is, as usual, the go-to-guy for sane insanity in these, well, crazy times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=111794" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lesbian/default.aspx">lesbian</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/daily+show/default.aspx">daily show</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jessica+alba/default.aspx">jessica alba</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rock+and+roll/default.aspx">rock and roll</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/MTV/default.aspx">MTV</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arnold+schwarzenegger/default.aspx">arnold schwarzenegger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ex+boyfriends/default.aspx">ex boyfriends</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Breakup+of+the+Week/default.aspx">Breakup of the Week</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/anne+hathaway/default.aspx">anne hathaway</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lewis+black/default.aspx">lewis black</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Heath Ledger's Birthday</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/04/sloppy-seconds-xxxx.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:19:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:83053</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=83053</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/04/sloppy-seconds-xxxx.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/heathmichelle081606-thumb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/heathmichelle081606-thumb.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="253" hspace="" width="397" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This piece of art is almost entirely composed of naked bodies. &lt;a href="http://www.dumpt.com/img/viewer.php?file=k22ahlzo6c89hzpomsjo.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Look closely&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Billionaire/ media mogul/ environmentalist Ted Turner is worried that if global warming continues at its current rate, we&amp;#39;ll either be dead or &lt;a href="http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html" target="_blank"&gt;cannibals in 30 to 40 years&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We just wanted to remind you that John McCain voted against &lt;a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/mccain-regrets.html" target="_blank"&gt;the creation of MLK Day&lt;/a&gt;. Politically motivated message complete, we now direct you to a serious, &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joseph-a-palermo/april-4-1968_b_95046.html" target="_blank"&gt;moving tribute&lt;/a&gt; to the man who was shot down in Memphis forty years ago today.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Annnnd&lt;/i&gt; back to trivial matters. Warning: next week we&amp;#39;ll be posting exclusively in &lt;a href="http://www.didntyouhear.com/2008/04/02/your-facial-hair-is-trying-to-tell-you-something/" target="_blank"&gt;the beard typeface&lt;/a&gt;. Do not adjust your monitors.&lt;p&gt;And actor &lt;a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0005132/" target="_blank"&gt;Heath Ledger&lt;/a&gt; would have turned 29 today.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;-Scanner Brian for the broken Scanner Emily&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=83053" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photos/default.aspx">photos</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+bodies/default.aspx">naked bodies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/assassination/default.aspx">assassination</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Martin+Luther+King/default.aspx">Martin Luther King</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bearded+men/default.aspx">bearded men</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/global+warming/default.aspx">global warming</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ted+turner/default.aspx">ted turner</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Star Jones' Split, Sienna Miller's Engagement and Heath Ledger's Will</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/10/sloppy-seconds-this-bud-s-for-you.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:57:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:77030</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=77030</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/10/sloppy-seconds-this-bud-s-for-you.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/03/08-15/HeathLedgerMichelleWilliams.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/03/08-15/HeathLedgerMichelleWilliams.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even though we&amp;#39;re back in New York, we just can&amp;#39;t seem to get away from Missouri. State Rep. Curt Dougherty wants to make St. Louis-based Budweiser the &lt;a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/08/ap/strange/main3919328.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;official state beer&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Pussycat Dolls: &lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20183066,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;one down&lt;/a&gt;... how many left to go?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Star Jones and Al Reynolds &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23550952/" target="_blank"&gt;may be calling it quits&lt;/a&gt;. See? Some men don&amp;#39;t like it when their women get all skinny and scary. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even if you missed &lt;a href="http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/03/09/Blow-Out-the-Candles_2C00_-Barbie.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Barbie&amp;#39;s birthday&lt;/a&gt; yesterday, you can still celebrate the &lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/happy-birthday-telephone/" target="_blank"&gt;telephone&amp;#39;s birthday&lt;/a&gt; today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sienna Miller is &lt;a href="http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2008/03/10/sienna-rhys-engaged/" target="_blank"&gt;engaged to actor Rhys Ifans&lt;/a&gt;, the naked dude from &lt;i&gt;Notting Hill&lt;/i&gt;. He had proposed twice before. Uh, third time&amp;#39;s a charm?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Heath Ledger&amp;#39;s will reveals that his money &lt;a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/zap-heathledgermatildawill,1,6582894.story" target="_blank"&gt;will go to his parents&lt;/a&gt;. Note to people with drugs problems and children: just because you think you&amp;#39;re invincible, update your will next time you refill your stash. Luckily for Michelle and Matilda (who probably aren&amp;#39;t hurting for money), the Ledger family plans to take care of Heath&amp;#39;s ex and daughter.&amp;nbsp;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=77030" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/drugs/default.aspx">drugs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/barbie/default.aspx">barbie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sienna+miller/default.aspx">sienna miller</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/star+jones/default.aspx">star jones</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/missouri/default.aspx">missouri</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/telephone/default.aspx">telephone</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rhys+ifans/default.aspx">rhys ifans</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/budweiser/default.aspx">budweiser</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pussy+cat+dolls/default.aspx">pussy cat dolls</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/matilda+ledger/default.aspx">matilda ledger</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Is Valentine's Day Over Yet?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/14/sloppy-seconds-is-valentine-s-day-over-yet.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:71897</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=71897</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/14/sloppy-seconds-is-valentine-s-day-over-yet.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/1142.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/1142.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still haven&amp;#39;t quite found the closure you needed from that last break-up? How about writing an &lt;a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/02/14/4846835-ap.html" target="_blank"&gt;obituary for the relationship&lt;/a&gt;?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Planned Parenthood reminds us that condoms are an essential part of any Valentine&amp;#39;s Day love making with the &lt;a href="http://www.plannedparenthood.org/issues-action/birth-control/national-condom-week-2008.htm?source=valentine08ppol" target="_blank"&gt;most unsexy video ever&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Fashion victim&lt;/strike&gt; actress &lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178104,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;Bai Ling was arrested&lt;/a&gt; at LAX for shoplifiting celebrity magazines and batteries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Has Amy Winehouse sobered up enough to &lt;a href="http://www.celebrityrumors.com/amy-winehouse/amy-winehouse-has-new-lover.html" target="_blank"&gt;take a lover&lt;/a&gt; while her hubby &amp;quot;Blake Incarcerated&amp;quot; is, uh, incarcerated?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We have such a &lt;a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/02/14/michelle-williams-magazine-cover-beautiful.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;girl crush on Michelle Williams&lt;/a&gt; (and no, not just because her ex-BF died; we&amp;#39;ve been stalking her for &lt;i&gt;years&lt;/i&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=71897" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/video/default.aspx">video</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/amy+winehouse/default.aspx">amy winehouse</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/obituaries/default.aspx">obituaries</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/breakups/default.aspx">breakups</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/airports/default.aspx">airports</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/condoms/default.aspx">condoms</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/valentine_2700_s+day/default.aspx">valentine's day</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/how+to/default.aspx">how to</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/shoplifting/default.aspx">shoplifting</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bai+ling/default.aspx">bai ling</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/closure/default.aspx">closure</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/blake+fielder+civil/default.aspx">blake fielder civil</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/planned+parenthood/default.aspx">planned parenthood</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arrested/default.aspx">arrested</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Britney's Makeover, Nerd Love, Heath Ledger, Brad Renfro, Roy Scheider and Crack</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/11/sloppy-seconds-britney-s-makeover-nerd-love-heath-ledger-brad-renfro-roy-scheider-and-crack.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:70791</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=70791</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/11/sloppy-seconds-britney-s-makeover-nerd-love-heath-ledger-brad-renfro-roy-scheider-and-crack.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/britneymakeover.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/britneymakeover.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="421" hspace="4" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Our not-so-slutty sister FameCrawler weighs in on Britney&amp;#39;s... &lt;a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/02/11/britney-s-makeover-part-two-even-sexier.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;makeover&lt;/a&gt;?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nerd love. Ain&amp;#39;t it sweet that &lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/09/nerdy-valentine-wii.html" target="_blank"&gt;Wii belong together&lt;/a&gt;?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger&amp;#39;s family and other mourners &lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20177222,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;took a dip in the ocean&lt;/a&gt; as they said goodbye to the actor.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another young actor who died earlier this year, Brad Renfro&amp;#39;s death was caused by an &amp;quot;&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1581246/20080208/story.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank"&gt;accidental overdose&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Actor Roy Scheider, famous for &amp;quot;Jaws&amp;quot; and not so famous for &amp;quot;SeaQuest&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/11/movies/11scheider.html?_r=1&amp;amp;ex=1360472400&amp;amp;en=0177d72c238050b5&amp;amp;ei=5088&amp;amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss&amp;amp;oref=slogin" target="_blank"&gt;died yesterday&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/10/police-found-crack-in-mans-butt/" target="_blank"&gt;Police found crack in a man&amp;#39;s butt&lt;/a&gt;. Yes they did.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And if you stand us up &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/11/tuesday-night-you-us-and-a-bottle-of-red.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;tomorrow night&lt;/a&gt;, we&amp;#39;ll never forgive you. OK, we&amp;#39;ll forgive you, but we&amp;#39;ll be really heartbroken. And do you really want to do that to us right before Valentine&amp;#39;s Day? Scanner Emily was already dumped right before Valentine&amp;#39;s Day once. You can hear all about it if you show up tomorrow. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=70791" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/britney+spears/default.aspx">britney spears</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dead+people/default.aspx">dead people</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/drugs/default.aspx">drugs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/love/default.aspx">love</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerds/default.aspx">nerds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Wii/default.aspx">Wii</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner+emily/default.aspx">scanner emily</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/valentine_2700_s+day/default.aspx">valentine's day</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/overdose/default.aspx">overdose</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brad+renfro/default.aspx">brad renfro</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/crack/default.aspx">crack</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/readings/default.aspx">readings</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/events/default.aspx">events</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rififi/default.aspx">rififi</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/accidental+overdose/default.aspx">accidental overdose</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/seaquest/default.aspx">seaquest</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/makeover/default.aspx">makeover</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jaws/default.aspx">jaws</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/roy+scheider/default.aspx">roy scheider</category></item><item><title>Were Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams About to Engage in a Custody Battle?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/28/were-heath-ledger-and-michelle-williams-about-to-engage-in-a-custody-battle.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:07:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:67344</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=67344</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/28/were-heath-ledger-and-michelle-williams-about-to-engage-in-a-custody-battle.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/01/23-End/HeathLedgerX17_468x683.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/01/23-End/HeathLedgerX17_468x683.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As a child of a pretty amenable divorce, we&amp;#39;re saddened by the allegations that Heath&amp;#39;s drug problems were worsened by the fact that Michelle Williams was about to wage a custody case against him. We&amp;#39;re going to stop there because we don&amp;#39;t want to believe it, but our big little sister &lt;a href="http://babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/28/custody-battle-waged-a-war-within-heath-ledger.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;FameCrawler picks up where we left off&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=67344" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/drugs/default.aspx">drugs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/custody/default.aspx">custody</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/custody+battles/default.aspx">custody battles</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/children/default.aspx">children</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/matilda+rose+ledger/default.aspx">matilda rose ledger</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: The Internets Continue to Mourn Heath Ledger, And So Do We</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/23/sloppy-seconds-the-internets-continue-to-mourn-heath-ledger-and-so-do-we.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:66026</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=66026</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/23/sloppy-seconds-the-internets-continue-to-mourn-heath-ledger-and-so-do-we.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/01/23-End/michelle_williams.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/01/23-End/michelle_williams.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bush rescheduled a White House event scheduled for today where he was set to &lt;a href="http://www.pagesix.com/story/heath+s+death+causes+prez+reschedule+drug+announcement" target="_blank"&gt;launch a campaign aimed at preventing prescription drug abuse&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ledger&amp;#39;s autopsy is, so far, &lt;a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/23/ledger-autopsy-is-inconclusive-official-says/index.html?hp" target="_blank"&gt;inconclusive&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, &amp;quot;drug packets&amp;quot; were found in his apartment, including a $20 bill will &lt;a href="http://wcbstv.com/local/heath.ledger.autopsy.2.635880.html" target="_blank"&gt;narcotic residue&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Michelle Williams is obviously devasted. &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/michelle-and-matilda-going-home/" target="_blank"&gt;Get the camera out of her face&lt;/a&gt;, already.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;[Image of Michelle Williams and daughter Matilda &lt;a href="http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u295/maddies_abb/Ledgerfamily/michelle_williams.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=66026" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dead+people/default.aspx">dead people</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michelle+williams/default.aspx">michelle williams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/matilda/default.aspx">matilda</category></item></channel></rss>