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PapSmeared: Mischa Barton Almost Does it Again

Emily Farris — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Mischa Barton Takes Her Top Off... Yet Again

Emily Farris — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:51:00 GMT

Since her departure from The O.C. Mischa Barton has become infamous for one thing: taking her top off. Sure, we recall a little something about drinking and driving, and there was that whole crotch shot business, but those incidents have been overshadowed by the fact that the girl just likes to show us her boobs. So she does it. Over and over and over again. This is probably due, in part, to the fact that she has been consistently chided by the media about her body after some unflattering swimsuit pictures appeared in tabloids last year. And in the May issue of UK Cosmopolitan, the actress strikes back at body bullies by taking her top off, yet again.

“It’s human nature to be self-critical, but it’s possible to like the way you look,” she says. “I’m happy now – I wouldn’t change my body, and I couldn’t anyway. The only way to be happy and be a more enjoyable person to be around is to embrace what you’ve got. Everyone has issues about their body, but I feel confident now. I’m healthy and happy. Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite?”

Yes, Mischa, there certainly are.

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Mischa Barton Forgets to Cross Her Legs (Apparently This is News) We Have Pictures

Emily Farris — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:19:00 GMT

So just what color underwear does a young starlet like Mischa Barton wear to Paris Fashion Week?

Those are pretty.

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While You Were Sleeping: Khloe Kardashian Looks Weird Naked

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:09:00 GMT

The Golden Globe Award nominations will be announced today. We'll have that story for you as soon as we can get it together.

There's trouble at Miss Porter's School, alma matter of Jackie O and Gloria Vanderbilt, site of some of this Scanner blogger's most notorious teenage escapades. Let's hope everything gets cleared up real nice... so not-so-nice boys can continue to bother females there for years to come.

Ugly Betty added a new, annoying celebrity to add to its roster...

Former The O.C. star Mischa Barton looks set to be returning to TV screens - the actress is reportedly in talks to join the cast of Ugly Betty.

Our favorite excerpt of the morning:

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In lots of anatomy textbooks, the vagina is portrayed as a gaping black abyss, but in real life, the vaginal opening looks more like a fold of tissue...

Will Ferrells' Bush mockery revue will play HBO.

Best Picture of the Year? According to the NY critics, it's Milk.

And Khloe Kardashian's bizarre appearance in a PETA ad has nothing to do with how her body looks-- that hair is just freaking us out.

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Top 5 Nude Scenes of 2008

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Mr. Skin released his Top 10 Sex Scenes of 2008, but to see what that dirty old man is raving about, you have to sign up and give your credit card to a bunch of perverts.

Or you could see them all for free, thanks to the beauty of Google and our embedding, um, tool...

5. Neve Campbell. We took some flack for ragging on (a photo of) Neve Campbell's nipples in a screencap from I Really Hate My Job, but seeing them in action here, they like quite normal to us. That's the problem with screencaps, of course: they're never as titilating as the real thing.

4. Asia Argento. Picking a favorite nude scene from Asia Argento is like picking your favorite $100 bill-- they're all equally fantastic, as well as a wonder to behold. Here's one from some Italian or Spanish movie-- but what do you care?

3. Heather Graham. When we first caught Heather Graham in Swingers, we never suspected that every movie since would feature her getting nailed in the nude. You'd think she'd go the Julia Roberts route and Neve Campbell would end up more of a Denise Richards type. But nope... and not that we're complaining. When was the last time you enjoyed seeing a Julia Roberts sex scene?

2. Mischa Barton. We can't believe we're saying this, but how adorable is a crying, curly-haired Mischa Barton dubbed in Spanish in this scene from Closing the Ring?

1. Sophie Monk. The catchphrase of the year is not "Change" or even "Pancakes." It's "foreplay is for losers." See why, with this clip:

The rest of the top 10, according to Mr. Skin: Anna Farris in the House Bunny; Mena Suvari in Stuck; Amy Smart in Mirrors; Penelope Cruz in Elegy; and Aneglina Jolie in Wanted, which we may post next week if you have those.

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While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can't Keep Her Clothes On

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Once you read this family's story, you won't have much to complain about anymore.

Joe Biden's mother-in-law died. The Senator has canceled most of his upcoming events. Meanwhile, seven members of the Palin administration (gack! no, we mean her administration in Alaska, don't worry) agreed to testify in the Troopergate investigation. They'll probably say they didn't know anything about the unethical firing; after all, everyone who actually knows something is refusing to cooperate.

Tonight, VH1 broadcasts the Hip Hop Honors, with awards going to Cypress Hill, Isaac Hayes, Naughty By Nature, and De La Soul, among other legends.

Kimbo Slice got knocked down... and out... in a few seconds.

Mischa Barton hasn't learned anything from her most recent nipple slip.

This 25-year-old teacher learned the hard way that you shouldn't send people naked photos over the internet for any reason. Well, you should, but you shouldn't be surprised if people don't keep them private.

And it sounds like Indiana Jones 5 may be on. Not that it's going to be any good, but hey... somebody's still watching this nonsense...

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Mischa Barton's Nip Slip

Emily Farris — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Misha barton had a little trouble getting out of the car at Fashion Week...

Going, going...

Gone!

We sure have been seeing a lot of Mischa Barton lately...

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Scanner Highs And Lows: Nudie Shoot City

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:02:00 GMT

This week we welcomed Verena Von Pfetten to the Scanner fold, although this photo and caption has nothing to do with nudie shoots or this post.

There were a couple of nude photos, including rugby players and supermodels, but more memorably... there were animal sex photos!

HIGHS:

Scanner Nicole may have found the love of her life. A few readers will be fighting her for him, for sure.

We found some gay animals. Better yet-- we found pictures of gay animals fucking!

We took it from behind while playing Super Mario Bros.

A porn star solved the Catholic crisis.

A whole shitload of British tourists were busted after an oral sex contest went so, so right.

We fawned over the greatest pet story ever told.

Mischa Barton almost looked kind of hot (sort of) in her latest almost-nude attempt at relevance.

LOWS:

We dug some mispellings. Not just in our posts-- in tatoos!

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up. Should this one be in the "Highs?"

Officer Dick would fine Gisele Bundchen for her droopy pants. Although we're not going to stop her from taking these photos.

We found that 63% women have been unnecessarily groped on the subway. We would put "getting jizzed on" under "unnecessary" as well.

Sienna Miller stole a husband... and our hearts. Well, not really, she just kind of rubbed us the wrong way while going topless.

We were disappointed British lesbians did not pick Susan Sarandon as their "dream date." However, the winner is still pretty tantalizing at 62.

And the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Dad" was arrested. Wanna guess what he's in for?

Mischa Barton Strips For Nylon, Three More Minutes Of Fame

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:07:00 GMT

Mischa Barton tells Nylon she'd rather not be grouped with her fellow DUI damsels Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, saying that would be the "biggest bummer" to come out of her drunk driving arrest.

Just a piece of advice: if you want to disassociate yourself from a bunch of spoiled, drunken, scantily-clad hussies, people will probably take you much more seriously if you're wearing more clothing...

Mischa Exposed - more of the starlet then you've ever seen before.

Things you can learn from the August article on Mischa Barton:

1. She's a clothes-hoarder, and owns racks of vintage stuff.

2. She's still really, really close to her mom.

3. Those with O.C. withdrawal can catch the actress in two new movies out this month (finally!).

4. She's really, really embarrassed about her DUI.

For everything else, check out NYLON's August denim issue, with a giant Mischa article by Kate Williams. For now, here are some photos of Ms. B that you can't see anywhere else - not even in the magazine!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... oh wait, the pictures! (By the way, that whole "more of the starlet than you've ever seen before" line? Yeah, we've seen a helluva lot more...)

More photos here. Story via the Telegraph.

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Sloppy Seconds: And Who Do These Glorious Breasts Belong To?

Emily Farris — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Yet another reason (beyond Scanner Emily's blind love) that ABC should not have canceled "Men in Trees?" Anne Heche is now too broke to pay child support. [Gabby Babble]

Jodie Foster and her undercover lover of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have split. We wonder if the trouble began before or after Foster thanked Bernard publicly. [Defamer]

Enough with the stupid celebrity couple names already! Johnifer? Really? [Us]

Uh, here's an idea to solve America's obesity problem? Food should be priced at 1-cent per calorie. We have to say, we'd be happy to pay less for kale these days, it's so damn expensive. [CalorieLab]

No need to explain, Mischa. If we could afford to move to Paris, we would, too. [People]

Why those are Angelina Jolie's glorious pregnancy breasts. And it appears all of her baby weight has gone there and to her belly, because she is still thin as a rail. [Yahoo!]

Closing the Ring: The Movie that Shows Mischa Barton's Boobs

Emily Farris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:15:00 GMT

We never would have heard of "Closing the Ring," the movie that shows Mischa Barton's boobs if it weren't for the fact that it's the movie that shows Mischa Barton's boobs. In case you don't want to see the movie, we have a screen grab and a link to the (NSFW) video after the jump.

2007's "Closing the Ring" tells the story of a young man trying to return a ring to a WWII bomber pilot. In case you don't want to watch the entire thing to see Barton's boobs for 45 seconds, The Sun has the clip.

[The Sun: Watch Mischa's topless romp]

People We Probably Shouldn't be Writing About: Hania Barton

Emily Farris — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:50:00 GMT

Hey People, isn't a story about a story that's "morally reprehensible" just as morally reprehensible?

Today, People reported that the spokesperson for the Barton family (of Mischa fame) "blasted a tabloid report that the actress's sister was hospitalized for a drug overdose." They went on to quote the family spokesperson who said writing a story about lil' Barton was inappropriate, as she's not putting herself in any kind-of spotlight.

But isn't People kind-of slyly doing the same thing by writing about it?

Now we're probably just as bad for writing about it, too, huh?

[People: Mischa Barton Family Rep Rips Tabloid Story About Sister]

Celebrity Crime Round-Up: Mischa Barton, Rebecca De Mornay and Amy Winehouse

Emily Farris — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Mischa Barton was arrested Thursday morning for maybe, possibly driving drunk and/or having marijuana on her person. [Yahoo!]

Rebecaa De Mornay: in trouble yet again, still OK in our eyes. But only because of that subway sex scene in Risky Business. Not that we condone drunk driving (we don't) we'll just never get over that particular moment. Ever. [Yahoo!]

Oh, Amy Winehouse. She's been summoned to appear in a Norwegian court on charges of marijuana possession. Blah, blah. Drugs, beehive, drugs, blah, blah. [MTV News]