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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : miss information</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+information/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: miss information</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Which Olsen Twin Would Like You to Put a Baby in Her?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/22/sloppy-seconds-which-olsen-twin-would-like-you-to-put-a-baby-in-her.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:23:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:139114</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=139114</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/22/sloppy-seconds-which-olsen-twin-would-like-you-to-put-a-baby-in-her.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/olsen-twins-nose-job.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/olsen-twins-nose-job.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A reader sent us this video about what will happen if we don&amp;#39;t vote on November 4. It&amp;#39;s like our own worst nightmare. Really. [&lt;a href="http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/taf.html?nid=9IDU00M84FXXZGvcWxPICDY1MDQz" target="_blank"&gt;CNNBC&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What happens when a bunch of really smart women (including some Nerve writers) get together to talk about online dating? Utter hilarity. And sad, sad truths. [&lt;a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/roundtables/love_lies_and_online_dating.php" target="_blank"&gt;The Morning News&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Philip Seymour Hoffman is the proud papa of a baby girl. That&amp;#39;s going to be one cool kid. [&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/10/philip_seymour_hoffman_had_a_b.html" target="_blank"&gt;DailyIntel&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately even Gay Aiken couldn&amp;#39;t save &amp;quot;Spamalot&amp;quot; from closing down at the end of the year. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_en_ot/theater_january_closings" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re sure you&amp;#39;ve heard about Sarah Palin&amp;#39;s $150,000 wardrobe by now, right? [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20234976,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ashley Olsen wants to get married, Mary Kate, on the other hand, does not. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/mary-kate-ashley-wants-marriage-and-children-not-me" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://three65.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/olsen-twins-nose-job.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=139114" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+information/default.aspx">miss information</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/philip+seymour+hoffman/default.aspx">philip seymour hoffman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sarah+hepola/default.aspx">sarah hepola</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mary+kate+olsen/default.aspx">mary kate olsen</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/voting/default.aspx">voting</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/olsen+tiwns/default.aspx">olsen tiwns</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/clay+aiken/default.aspx">clay aiken</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sarah+palin/default.aspx">sarah palin</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ashley+olsen/default.aspx">ashley olsen</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+aiken/default.aspx">gay aiken</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/spamalot/default.aspx">spamalot</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/erin+bradley/default.aspx">erin bradley</category></item><item><title>Miss Appropriate: Send Us Your Burning Questions</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/01/misappropriate-send-us-your-burning-questions.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:23:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:82210</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=82210</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/01/misappropriate-send-us-your-burning-questions.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/images.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/images.jpeg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="260" hspace="4" width="195" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We have a special treat in store for Scanner readers today.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:scanner@nerve.com" target="_blank"&gt;Send us an e-mail&lt;/a&gt; or leave a comment on this post with your question. What kind of question? Examples: Is Scanner Brian single? What is Scanner Emily&amp;#39;s address and security code? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seriously, ask us anything: advice, the capitol of West Dakota, who won the 1986 World Series (it&amp;#39;s not who you think), what we&amp;#39;re wearing, etc. Just &lt;a href="mailto:scanner@nerve.com" target="_blank"&gt;send us a message&lt;/a&gt; or comment by 4pm Tuesday, EST.  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;ll do a video response by the end of the day...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=82210" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+information/default.aspx">miss information</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/video/default.aspx">video</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/advice/default.aspx">advice</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/misappropriate/default.aspx">misappropriate</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/questions/default.aspx">questions</category></item><item><title>Miss Information for Miss Understood</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/11/07/miss-information-for-miss-understood.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:50635</guid><dc:creator>Nicole Pasulka</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=50635</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/11/07/miss-information-for-miss-understood.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/bigicon_sans.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="121" hspace="4" width="150" /&gt;As always, Miss Information schools us on the ways of
love, romance, and how to delicately navigate the sloppy situations
they cause. &lt;a target="_blank"&gt;This week&lt;/a&gt;,
what to do when a psycho ex tarnishes your name on the Internet. What&amp;#39;s
Miss Info&amp;#39;s solution? Hint: It does not involve a crowbar, an ice pick,
or a computer virus. &amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=50635" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+information/default.aspx">miss information</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/internet+psycho/default.aspx">internet psycho</category></item><item><title>Hot Damn, We Want That Bacon Wallet</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/09/hot-damn-we-want-that-bacon-wallet.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:44539</guid><dc:creator>sarahhepola</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=44539</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/09/hot-damn-we-want-that-bacon-wallet.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2007/10/08-15/baconwallet.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2007/10/08-15/baconwallet.gif" align="right" border="0" hspace="4" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Our buddy Erin Bradley, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/Regulars/MissInformation/128/"&gt;Nerve columnist&lt;/a&gt; and former Scanner cohort, is hosting a &lt;a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&amp;amp;friendID=56565875&amp;amp;blogID=315577837"&gt;contest&lt;/a&gt; in honor of national pork month. (That is October. Didn’t you know?) She needs hot, eligible single people to hook up with a fine romance. You&amp;#39;re a hot, eligible single person, right? Let&amp;#39;s sweeten the pot: There’s a bacon wallet involved. We are so totally there. Read all about it &lt;a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&amp;amp;friendID=56565875&amp;amp;blogID=315577837"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=44539" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bacon/default.aspx">bacon</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+information/default.aspx">miss information</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/contests/default.aspx">contests</category></item></channel></rss>