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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : nameyourwang.com</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nameyourwang.com/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: nameyourwang.com</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Claim Your Wang Name</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/12/name-your-wang.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:58:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:92774</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=92774</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/12/name-your-wang.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/08-15/logo-name-your-wang.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/08-15/logo-name-your-wang.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Calling all men &lt;strike&gt;who name their penises&lt;/strike&gt;! For a measly $17 you can now register Mr. Big Stuff or The Coochie Monster at &amp;quot;the only authorized site to issue certified 
	wang certificates.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NameYourWang.com offers a certificate of the highest quality featuring your wang name, and once you&amp;#39;ve registered your name, no one else can take it. Unless, of course, you choose to sell it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We wonder if The Coochie Monster is acceptable considering profane names aren&amp;#39;t allowed. &amp;quot;Anyone can come up with vulgar or profane names.&amp;nbsp; We 
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