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Real or Fake? Katy Perry Nude Photo

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:26:00 GMT

This supposed Katy Perry nude candid has been floating around the internet today. Our immediate reaction was "absolutely not her," but then we started to second guess ourselves...

Has the "I Kissed A Girl And I Figured No One Would Remember Jill Sobule" singer had a nose job? That could explain that minor problem. Of course, then you'd have to figure this was taken at least two years ago, maybe three, to account for how her body has, um, completely changed. Normaly, we wouldn't even bother with this if not for the fact that 50% of blog comments we've come across claim "with absolute certainty" that it's the Brit pop artist.

What do you say?

One thing we can say with relative certainty: this was not Photoshopped. And now if someone would please leak the Zooey Deschanel sex tape to us-- you all know it's gotta be out there...

Top photo via CNET.

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Carmen Electra's Latest Playboy Shoot Explains Why The Magazine Is Failing

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:12:00 GMT

Carmen Electra enjoys wire coat hangers. Not in the Joan Crawford kind of way... at least, we don't think...

The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers.
She teases, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she's a big collector of sex toys and visits the world's top boutiques to stock up. [Starpulse]

This is honestly the most interesting thing this "actress"/absurdly famous person has to say in her promotional tour for this month's Playboy. And we'd almost still be in these photos; however...

Ain't Photoshop incredible? Not only can it make your ass appear twenty years younger, it can apparently take your head and seamlessly dump it over another model's body.

Seriously, though, Playboy claims to loathe fake boobs (although they recently killed an in-house story that would've lambasted women who receive boob jobs) and yet the magazine is nothing but Photoshopped or implanted boobs. No wonder they are about to go offline and become internet only-- if you want to see tasteful, exciting, titillating, or just plain interesting naked women, you have to head to the internet...

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Exclusive: The 2009 Playboy Calendar Revealed

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:33:00 GMT

I know, I know... wall calendars are already on the bargain shelves at Barnes & Noble, so how is this new?

Hey, if you don't want to save $10 and see the photos for free, don't click the "Read more..." next time. Here are a few of our favorite ~~thongs~~ Miss Monthlies, beginning with June, then hitting up September, October, and December.

You can purchase the full calendar for a mere ten George Washington's, via this link, at Playboy.com.

Harry Potter, Most Kids Today: Unabashed Pre-verts*

Colleen Kane — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:46:00 GMT

In the wake of news that barely legal Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame is ready to drop knicker on film, and that teens in Washington state are flashing for the camera, comes more news along those same pert, dewey, and youthful lines.

Emma's colleague Daniel Radcliffe played Harry Potter and then did the play Equus where he famously appears nude on stage. He recently mentioned that a friend asked him if he was worried about getting an erection on stage. Au contraire.

"I said, 'No, that would be great! Rather the opposite takes place actually." China Daily further reported that Daniel would prefer the audience to see his "manhood in all its glory."

In further nudes, it has come to the attention of the entire media today thanks to a poll and numerous news stories that most of the nation's high-schoolers are a writhing, teeming mass of naked youthful abandon, and it's all being documented and passed around via pix messages sure to come back and haunt them later in life. See a rundown of the stats and stories here.

* Not a typo: a "prevert" is someone who is preverted.

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Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Performers from the Royal Opera House are losing the costumes for a good cause. This pin up calendar raises money for Macmillan Cancer Support and gives these divas a chance to show off their, ahem, gifts. That's award-winning ballet dancer Sian Murphy...more below:

What an artfully placed violin!

Because what nude pin up calendar would be complete without a pregnant ballet dancer?

PETA Gets Women's Clothes Off Faster Than a $50 Bill at the Bunny Ranch

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:07:00 GMT

PETA's got your 15 guilt-free minutes naked in the spotlight right here.

Next up to the stage, Japanese actress Aya Sugimoto. We've gone ahead and posted her new naked PETA ad after the jump.

Oh. Wow. Looks exactly like a self-congratulatory ad for PETA. Who would have thunk?

Says Sugimoto about the ad.

"I stopped wearing fur two years ago after I learned how fur products are being produced," said the actress, who is also a dancer and erotic novelist.

"I want to play a role in the 'No Fur' movement and let more people know of the cruel and grim reality for animals," Sugimoto said. "I don't mind at all -- even if my naked photos are posted all over."

What bravery in the face of shameless exposure and exploitation! Here's hoping those soft, cuddly animals worship you like the goddess you are.

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin

Emily Farris — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson the next Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins?

Last week, the couple made sure we took a few minutes to recognize the seventh anniversary of September 11, and yesterday, Lilo and Sam posted a joint MySpace blog post ranting on the GOP veep nominee, Sarah Palin.

Full text after the jump...

UH OH!
Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be... Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she's FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land.... Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play...

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the "lipstick on a pig" comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president...

Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays"-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the "conversion of Gays" -- no kidding.

Here's the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You'll be encouraged by the power of God's love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality," according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin's conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain's candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html

I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies... And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..

--

Lindsay- "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!"

Samantha- "I love this country- however i wasn't born here and don't have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november.... and if you're in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"

xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha

So far, the post has generated more than 1,000 comments. And we never thought we'd say this, but we couldn't agree more with LiLo.

[MySpace via Faded Youth]

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Christina Aguilera Gets Naked for David LaChappelle

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Peep Xtina on the left on that barrel. It was bound to happen. What? You think just because she has a baby and a (relatively) new squeaky clean image David LaChappelle couldn't get Christina Aguilera to take her drawers off? Dude is better than Spencer Tunick at getting ladies to drop trow.

Nipplier close up after the jump.

[via Lossip]

Look Out! Olympic Swimmer Amanda Beard Is Naked Again. This Time for PETA, Not Playboy

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Gold medalist in the 200-meter breaststroke, Amanda Beard is no stranger to the nudie pic. She's posed for Playboy and FHM, but now, in Beijing of all places, she's put those gams to work for a good cause.

According to Beard's PETA ad below, she'd rather go naked than wear fur.

See, and the whole time we thought Beard would rather go naked, period. But, no, this is a protest, dudes. Not just another chance to show off her very impressive stomach muscles.

She unveiled the poster outside the Athlete's Village in Beijing because Amanda Beard is, like, a total activist for, in her words, "animals who don't have a voice."

Sure, there are Tibetans, Chinese journalists and writers who kind of don't have a voice, we guess, but if Beard protested against their persecution she'd have no reason to take her clothes off.

Eva Mendes Does Incredibly Hot Vogue Photo Shoot

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Thank God, these are so NSFW it's not even funny...

First off, what are these pictures supposed to be of? Some 1950s Italian movie stars? We're very confused by magazines like Vogue-- they always seem to be unsure what their own point is.

As for Eva, if she's trying to become the next Paris Hilton (or Sasha Grey), these will surely help raise her to that status-- a tart. Not that we mind that-- after all, she's in movies like We Own the Night and Ghost Racer or whatever it's called, so we don't actually respect her as an actress anyway...

Don't miss this photo, which is mind-blowingly hot and involves lingerie, heels, and being bent over a table... don't say we didn't warn you!

All of these and many more via No Watermark.

New York Gets Nekkid

Emily Farris — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:34:00 GMT

When we saw the call for New Yorkers to get naked for an upcoming issue of Time Out New York, we flipped on past. We've had enough of their bad Photoshopping, but seven brave readers got naked and made the cut.

[TONY: Flesh direct for more nakeness]

Why We're Bad Sex Bloggers

Emily Farris — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:48:00 GMT

Because we saw this painting on ponyXpress a while ago, and bookmarked it, and keep going back to it, and all we can think is one thing...

"I want her hair."

[ponyXpress: the amber woods]

Harry Potter A Failure With Real Girls As Well

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:23:00 GMT

Daniel Radcliffe fell in love with a girl last year, although he never learned her name. On Monday, he pulled one of those "The Girl Of My Dreams" stunts and announced his affections in a Daily Telegraph interview. By this morning, the same paper was reporting it had located the exact girl the butt-naked boy wizard star of "Equus" had been pining for...

But there's a catch... and no, it's not "this might not even be the right girl," which might also turn out to be true...

Disclaimer: We had nothing to do with the creation of the above graphic.

Yep, she's taken. He's some spiky-haired Sydney electrician (we're betting you're relieved it's not Corey Worthington) and has been stuck with her wandering eye for three years.

So what? Harry couldn't get with Cho, but he does end up with [NAME REMOVED IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK 7, SLACKER] at the end of the series, so maybe this isn't the end of this particular saga. After all, 23-year old Cassi McKay will be visiting Radcliffe's Britain for four weeks... and the boyfriend is either the coolest guy on the planet or the most clueless:

"It doesn't really worry me if Cassi wants to meet him (while she's overseas). I trust her."

Via the Daily Telegraph.

Sloppy Seconds: "I Need Sex"

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT

A Baltimore teacher was attacked by her student as a classroom full of "Lean On Me" extra wannabes cheered the student on, while another student filmed the assualt on a cell phone. Apparently, the teacher missed Season 4 of "The Wire," with its explicit lesson: "Never move to Baltimore." (See the YouTube video here.)

Hugh Hefner's "The Girls Next Door" makes us believe in Heaven. Check out this totally awesome gif.

A wacky attention-starved Swedish professor thinks wearing a bra can cause saggy boobs. Wait-- he's advocating going braless? Oh, then he's a genius, no question.

Apparently people will get naked for no reason at all these days: somebody in Vienna is going to fill a football field full of 2,008 naked people. Really, you can get away with anything if you mumble long enough about "art" and "having a girlfriend, so I'm not going to look."

And woman on Facebook claims her group "I need sex" got her laid by 50 men. Only fifty men? With a name like that, you'd have to be uglier than Ashlee Simpson (the newly engaged Ashlee Simpson, by the way) not to get double that.

Thanks Tiffany and Paddy for the links!

Hot or Not: Jamie Lee Curtis At 50

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Jamie Lee Curtis is celebrating her fiftieth birthday by going topless for... the American Association of Retired Persons magazine?!

We thought maybe it was in honor of the upcoming 25th anniversary of her nude scene in Trading Places...

...but no matter: she's possibly even hotter now. In any case, whenever JLC shows some skin, we'll be there, even if it's in a magazine geared to senior citizens and there are no nipples to be seen.

As the wife of mockumentarian Christopher Guest tells the magazine in an interview published today, "If I can challenge the old ideas about aging, I will feel more and more invigorated." Well, the photos of a non-doctored Curtis with her natural hair color are certainly challenging our immature ideas about what fifty-year-old women can inspire in us.

One more thing: ABC News points out that for Curtis's 2002 profile in MORE, the actress posed without the aid of makeup artists, stylists, trick lighting, or agreeing to have her thirty-year-old face Photoshopped in:

The resulting photos showed Curtis as more middle-aged mom than glamour queen — complete with a sagging belly and chunky thighs.

Is it sexy for a woman to show it all, even if all means some features that could be considered turnoffs?

[Top Photo: Associated Press; Middle Photo: MORE Magazine]

Starpulse's Celebs Who Should Go Nude: Who's Missing?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Eva Longoria's obvious. For those of you into that kind of thing, apparently Milo Ventimigla is on their list as well. But what about who was left to languish in the slums of decency?

The list, so far:

Jessica Alba

James Marsden

Eva Longoria

Jensen Ackles

Jessica Biel

Taye Diggs

Tricia Helfer

Milo Ventimiglia

Sharon Leal

Brad Pitt

...and who are they missing? We vote for Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson, Thandie Newton, and Daniel Craig.

Girl Gone Wild: The Ashley Alexandra Dupree Video

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Rarely has a story ever been so nauseating... or appropriate for Scanner: an eighteen-year-old girl, subjected to the whims of Girls Gone Wild douchebag and ex-con Joe Francis, is exploited, celebrated, then ditched when her usefulness gets stale. The teenage girl goes on to become a Julia Roberts/"Pretty Woman" prostitute-- well paid but nevertheless a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. A runaway soul. And eventually the fatal flaw in the rise and fall of the former First Jewish President of the United States...

Now Girls Gone Wild is selling a nudie video or two of our favorite Republican plant in the State House. The New York Post has a censored overview of the material; really, what more do you need to see of this overexposed star? Can't we leave her alone to her music career?

Hold it-- you do want to see more? Well, if someone wants to waste $29 to become a GGW member, download the offending material, and somehow get it to us via an embed code... we will reluctantly post it.

In the meantime, here are some more pics from the video.

Previously: Sloppy Seconds...

Photos/links via the New York Post.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: The Last Nude Hurrah

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Did Ash sign a contract with the New York gossip rags to pose nude for them every day? It sure seemed that way over the last week. Well, the fun we've been having waking up in the morning to rampant nakedness at the newsstand appears to be over, with one final photo for the Post...

1) Over the weekend, smut peddler/First Amendment hero Larry Flynt offered the skanksta 1,000,000 American pounds if she would spread her legs... in his pages. Why doesn't he just pay her what he has in his wallet and get this whole thing over with? After all, the below photo is enough for us-- we don't need much more.

2) Ashley's friends are helping her lay low, which probably means no more jetting to Midtown to take nude photos like the one below.

3) She may be turning into a respectable recording artist. Even ig'nant record execs must be foaming at the mouth at the popularity, however kitsch, over her songs on the internet. As her vocal coach puts it in a MySpace comment:

"We wIll bE on yoUr side forever these events reinforce the poWer of mUsic to overcome obstacles in our lives."

Judging by the quality of said music, these events also reinforce the poWer of mUsic to BEcome obstacles in our lives. Barf.

4) Spitzer and his soon-to-be-estranged family are in hiding these days. Without their mopey mugs at more news conferences, the press is likely to go sniffing elsewhere for fresh blood, with their interest in Ash dissipating in the process. Perfect time for her to hit the nudie mags up for a million bucks, just as she senses the public's attention waning.

In any case, we can at least enjoy the below photo and speculate on why her boobs look so weird in every picture we've seen:

Previously: Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300, Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer's Lady Friend Can Rock Your World Too; and Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

[Photos: New York Daily News]

Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:00:00 GMT

As if teasing the publishers of Penthouse and Playboy, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the most famous hooker of the week, is butt-naked on the cover of today's New York Post. The "aspiring singer," a charge as yet unproved, had five million hits on her MySpace page yesterday, prompting some dumbass who doesn't want to make any money to take it down.

The whirlwind of publicity that made Ash an overnight star may, however, have unintended consequences... such as subjecting us to a music video (see below.)

Radar and the Huffington Post speculate on whether "Kristen" will hit the of your favorite bodega nudie mag ASAP:

Penthouse publisher Diane Silberstein tells Radar that she'd be "very, very interested" in talking to anyone who had naked pics of Dupré, particularly if said pics were taken recently and of good quality. "We've already discussed some options--obviously, we'd be thrilled if we could land an exclusive," Silberstein says....When asked for a ballpark dollar amount the magazine would be willing to shell out, Silberstein said that any negotiation between the magazine and Dupré would be kept confidential.

A representative of Playboy told the Huffington Post, "We are not commenting on the Spitzer girl or what her photos would be worth at this time," though a source at the magazine reportedly told Radar that she could fetch somewhere in the "high six figures" for posing in the magazine.

As for those godawful songs, we're thinking that they could actually help make her the new Paris Hilton. The media is desperate for new angles and stories of girls gone wild, and with Paris seemingly toning it down a little, Ash could easily step up to the proverbial plate.

Now, for the video: Scanner Brian is pretty sure he saw this being filmed a while back and he laughs at its amateurish production even now.

Hot or Not: Michael Musto's Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe

Emily Farris — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Michael Musto—Village Voice columnist, bicycle rider and VH1 talking head—has re-created Lindsay Lohan's photoshoot re-creating Marilyn Monroe's Last Sitting. So what do you think, hot or not? More shots after the jump.

Just in case you're wondering where we stand on this: hot and hilarious. Michael has a much better body than we expected him to... actually kind-of Lohan-esque. Also, we really want some cantaloupe right now...

More shots of Michael doing the nasty LiLo at The Village Voice.