Video of the Day: Sarah Palin's Swimsuit Competition

Emily Farris — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Video of Sarah Palin competing in the swimsuit competition of the Miss Alaska Pageant was released to the Interwebs recently and while we understand she supposedly entered these pageants to pay for college, we have to wonder if there could have been a better way. Parading around in a little suit so judges can make sure she has no jibbly bits? If that got her into college, it's no wonder she thinks cuteness will get her into the White House.

And damn, it must have been cold in Alaska wearing nothing but that swimsuit!

[via Salon]

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~~Hootie~~ Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard's country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [Us]

Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn't exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [Gourmet]

We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [People]

Yes, we were right. [Radar]

Will you buy Blair and Chuck's albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch "Gossip Girl".. sigh. [MTV]

Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn't go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the "Wall Street" star can offer some hope? [Yahoo!]

If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. [Wonkette]

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