Sloppy Seconds: Which Olsen Twin Would Like You to Put a Baby in Her?

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:23:00 GMT

A reader sent us this video about what will happen if we don't vote on November 4. It's like our own worst nightmare. Really. [CNNBC]

What happens when a bunch of really smart women (including some Nerve writers) get together to talk about online dating? Utter hilarity. And sad, sad truths. [The Morning News]

Philip Seymour Hoffman is the proud papa of a baby girl. That's going to be one cool kid. [DailyIntel]

Unfortunately even Gay Aiken couldn't save "Spamalot" from closing down at the end of the year. [Yahoo!]

We're sure you've heard about Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe by now, right? [People]

Ashley Olsen wants to get married, Mary Kate, on the other hand, does not. [Us]

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Sloppy Seconds: Name That Lohan

Emily Farris — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:07:00 GMT

14-year-old Ali Lohan wants to be famous just like her big sister, Lindsay. Maybe she should wait until her breasts fully develop.

Note to "Big Brother" contestants: it's probably best not to call kids with autism "retards" while you're being recorded. Or at all.

The Olsen twins are going to write a book about fashion. We're guessing it will be ghost written. And we're totally available for the right price.

Ultra-conservative commentator/columnist William F. Buckley kicked the bucket today.

Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment of her marriage to hubby of two months, Rick Salomon, based on "fraud."

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Sloppy Seconds: Which Olsen Twin Would Like You to Put a Baby in Her?

Sloppy Seconds: Name That Lohan