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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : owned</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/owned/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: owned</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Photo Essay: Revenge of the Cheated</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/photo-essay-never-cheat-on-anybody.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:88409</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=88409</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/photo-essay-never-cheat-on-anybody.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/revenge+%281%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/revenge+%281%29.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And no, that&amp;#39;s not Scanner Emily&amp;#39;s revenge billboard (she&amp;#39;s even more creative than that-- although you gotta love the postscript on that one)...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;After &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/ohio-democrat-flashes-topless-photos-during-high-school-class.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;today&amp;#39;s earlier story on a cheating politician&lt;/a&gt;, we wondered if there were any other boneheaded dudes who not only couldn&amp;#39;t keep it in their pants but also got owned, publicly. Yep. Quite a few... quite a few...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/revenge+%282%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/revenge+%282%29.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;That car was an ugly old Ford anyway... but this one...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/cheating.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/cheating.jpg" style="width:663px;height:326px;" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;...that&amp;#39;s just fucking wrong.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Speaking of wrong, what do we think of publishing full fronto photos of the cheater in question&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; on the internet&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;, emphasizing their almost total lack of naughty bits&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Too late! (Don&amp;#39;t worry, we cropped the face out here-- you know, for privacy.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/stanlycock.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/stanlycock.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;For more cathartic photos of cheaters feelin&amp;#39; the burn, Jackass style, check out &lt;a href="http://35mm.instantfundas.com/2008/04/this-is-what-happens-if-your-girlfriend.html" target="_blank"&gt;35 millimeter&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=88409" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheating/default.aspx">cheating</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photos/default.aspx">photos</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+of+the+day/default.aspx">photo of the day</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheapdom/default.aspx">cheapdom</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jackass/default.aspx">jackass</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheaters/default.aspx">cheaters</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hilarious/default.aspx">hilarious</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/owned/default.aspx">owned</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+essay/default.aspx">photo essay</category></item></channel></rss>