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Cloris Leachman Wears Only Cabbage for Her PETA Ad

Emily Farris — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:49:00 GMT

Last year Pamela Anderson posed for a PETA ad wearing only lettuce. Not to be outdone by a rookie, 82-year-old Cloris Leachman—who we can honestly say we want to be just like when we grow up—decided she would pose for the animal rights organization wearing only cabbage.

We had no idea Leachman was a vegetarian, and honestly we have a hard time believing she's been able to kick it for so many years without a little red meat in her diet, but if so, more power to her.

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Crazy Baby Lady to Become Crazy Sex Lady?

Emily Farris — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:33:00 GMT

This would be surprising considering the fact that all (most?) of her babies were conceived via in vitro fertilization, but Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman might have a very sexy future awaiting her.

Suleman has been offered one million dollars from Vivid Entertainment to star in a porno. If you're not familiar with Vivid, the company apparently has worked with Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.

So now we must ask: Crazy Baby Lady in a porno, hot or not?

[Via The Frisky]

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PapSmeared: Pam Anderson Mistakes Fashion Week for 'Baywatch' Reunion, Busts Out the Bedazzler

Emily Farris — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:26:00 GMT

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Pamela Anderson Forgets to Wear Pants... Yet Again

Emily Farris — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:59:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson must be getting forgetful with age. She left the house without wearing pants for the second time in two weeks. We can't decide if this time was better or worse than the last. Check out the view from behind and let us know...

Now, you might be thinking 'what are you doing showing us Pamela Anderson's ass?' Well, folks, didn't she kind-of ask for it? But in all seriousness, as gross as we think Pam is, we hope our ass looks that good at that age. We, of course, will keep it covered with pants, or maybe a skirt, but still...

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Sloppy Seconds: Is Jessica Simpson Headed for a Life of Bad Clothes and TV Dinners?

Emily Farris — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:19:00 GMT

Bangkok Dangerous star Nicholas Cage just settled with the IRS and agreed to pay hundreds of thousands in back taxes. Will you pay ours while you're at it, Nick? It's only a few hundred. [Forbes]

Josh Hartnett has filed a lawsuit against the UK's Daily Mirror after the paper ran a story claiming he had sex in the public area of a hotel. [People]

Are we seriously still talking about purity rings? [MollyGood]

We didn't even know there were rumors that Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson were dating. [Us]

If you live in New York and happen to see "the worst dressed group of young people" being followed around by cameras, you have entered The Real World, Brooklyn. [NY Press]

Another one for New Yorkers: we're going to be on TV tomorrow morning. We'll be showing you how to make your TV dinners better on Fox 5's "Good Day New York" at 8:39 a.m. Catch us if you can, or want to.

Jessica Simpson was in New York this morning to perform on Good Morning America. She stopped a live, televised performance because she couldn't hear anything. She also wore the worst outfit ever, and apparently she now has a southern accent. Except when she's "with yeeewah." [ABC]

Sophie Monk Has A KFC Relapse

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:41:00 GMT

Sophie Monk, former Baywatch co-star with/protege of animal rights activist Pamela Anderson, has been busted committing the worst kind of celebrity hypocrisy.

This scandal is so monumental, it would be like seeing Michael Jordan leaving a Foot Locker wearing a pair of Reebok's in 1991. Okay, maybe we're joking around, but check this out: Monk posed nude for PETA in 2007 and said:

"I think the message to KFC eaters (is that) you should think about what you're eating. If you're eating deformed animals that are being induced by hormones, you know, it can not be good for you."

Well, Miss Monk, you appear to have fallen off the wagon. What do you say to Kentucky Fried Chickenshits, those who gobble down god-awful-tasting, god-awful-for-you, god-awful-for-the-world meat from their establishment?

Anyway, when we were going back to being carnivores after brief stints as vegetarians, we never, ever have cravings for KFC. Not even now, years later, would we touch that total garbage. So why would Sophie Monk risk the wrath of a batshit crazy and super-vindictive operate like PETA, just for a drumstick?

Top photo and link via news.com.au. Second photo via the Deceiver.

New York Times Profiles Guy Who Processed Orders of the Pam Anderson Sextape

Bryan Christian — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:10:00 GMT

Interesting article yesterday on the complicated business dealings of we entrepreneur Richard J. Gordon, who with his company DTI has "yoked together disparate endeavors that support pornography, the Bible, and prevention of animal abuse — all by marrying the universal purchasing power of credit cards to the respectability conveyed by slick Web sites."

There are no official numbers on the pornography industry. But those who have studied its operations view DTI as a pivotal player in the world of pornography. “DTI appears to rank in the top 1 percent of adult entertainment companies in the world,” said M. J. McMahon, publisher of AVN Online, an Internet news site covering the industry.

The gist of the article seems to be that Gordon's non-smut customers may not have been aware of his involvement in companies like ClubLove, who gained prominence when they sold the Pam Anderson / Tommy Lee sextape back in the golden olden days of the web. Which, you know, OK. They don't wanna associate with that, we don't guess they have to. Still, it does seem like kind of a joke to us every time someone does business with a successful-yet-slightly-shady internet company and then they're like "Wha? Boobies?" (You guys know we get paid by the Sicilian Mafia here at Nerve, right?)

Image by Ronnie Cardell for The Beverly Hills Courier

Who Would You Rather: Pamela Anderson or Madonna?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:30:00 GMT

Scanner Bryan already exposed Madona's diabolical plan to violate the sacred celluloid known as "Casablanca" as little more than a ripoff of Pam Anderson's 1996 boondoggle "Barb Wire."

But the question remains: will these two have a catfight over their two classic films? A better question: who cares? No one is ever going to see "Casablanca," starring Madge and set in modern-day Iraq (we guess all the scenes will be in secret, underground bunkers?), so, more importantly...

This time, it's enormous fake tits + endearing sense of humor + no acting talent + married to two of the most unlikeable men ever to walk the pages of Us Weekly (not including Tommy Lee) vs. one of the coolest pop singers of all-time + not the hottest nude celebrity we've ever seen + still beautiful at 50...

Who...

would you...

rather?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: On, Off, On, Off, On, Off, Pregnant?

Emily Farris — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:33:00 GMT

It looks like everyone else in the world isn't the only one who's preggers these days. If what TMZ is reporting is true, Pamela Anderson has made it official that every single woman in Hollywood is pregnant.

[TMZ: Pam to Rick -- I'm Pregnant, Get Lost!]