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They Grow Up So Fast

Colleen Kane — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:50:00 GMT

It's almost prom time, time for various high-schoolers to f up their post-high school lives in various ways.

And what better way for a young prom-going girl to say "YOO-HOO boys!" than with the following dress? It could have been designed by Georgia O'Keefe...

The catalog this appeared in has since pulled the photo once the bloggers took note.

Woman Has Stillborn Baby After Putting Drugs In Her Vagina

Eve Ensler Celebrates "Vagina Day" in New Orleans

This Week in Gayness: Aubrey O'Day May Be Gay

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Ha ha-- Ken Starr is now forced to argue "whether it's legal to divest rights from a group of people." In this case, straight, married Californians.

Married Massachusetts lesbians made national news this week when one, clearly intoxicated, attacked the other with a turkey baster allegedly containing the attacker's brother's "sperm," in an attempt to impregnate her by force.

The religious wacko Obama appointed is meeting with Concerned Women for America and the Family Research Council-- guess who they're concerned about?

In a bold move yesteday, 38 graduates of West Point Military Academy came out of the closet to help support the gay movement in the army.

Bob Dylan's new album comes out at the end of April. Until then, we can only stare at that surprising, teasing cover and its already-famous gay kiss.

Nigeria, instead of fighting ripoff artists, wants to focus on punishing married gays and lesbians with three-year prison terms.

There were was an all-inclusive St. Patty's Day Parade in NYC over the weekend.

Aubrey O'Day may have come out of the closet to MTV.

Ending on a positive note as usual, the high school lesbian who was banned from wearing a tux to her prom will get her wish after all.

The Gay Marriage Debate Rages on in California

Moran Suggesting We Need To Get Rid Of Obama

This Week In Gayness: Sean Penn vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sloppy Seconds: What Two Actors Are Cruising Gay Bars Together for "Research?"

Emily Farris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT

File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [National Geographic]

Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that's over. [Yahoo!]

Why didn't we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [The Smoking Gun]

Just in case you haven't already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [Us News & World Report]

Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [People]

So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... [Stuff]

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Sloppy Seconds: Guess Who Has a Brand New Vagina!

Emily Farris — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Filmmaker John Waters thinks the gays could do a better job of fixing up voting booths. Glory holes, anyone? [Queerty]

Ladies, or gentlemen, if you've ever wanted Obama in your pants, here's your chance. [Political Nanny]

If we could go back and do high school all over again, we'd 1. not lose our virginity to our manager at Just for Feet, "the world's largest athletic shoe store" and 2. wear a dress made out of condoms to prom. [White Trash Mom]

We hate it when teenagers with bad teeth and questionable talent make more money than we do. [US Weekly]

Singer Alicia Keys is discovering her sexual side, at age 28... obviously she never worked at Just for Feet. [US Weekly]

If you don't watch The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson you probably didn't know that Roseanne Barr had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. You sure do know now. Do you wish you still didn't know? Also, she calls her new vagina her "va-junior." Mwhahaha. [The Superficial]

Somehow, Ferguson still beat Conan O'Brien in a ratings contest. [NYT]

America's Next Dumb Stupidest Prettiest Girl of America's Next Real America

Emily Farris — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:47:00 GMT

Mark your calendars. ABC Family is coming to New York City on or around December 12 to conduct a casting call for its newest reality show America's Prom Queen:

"Living together in a storybook mansion, these high-school-aged girls will face a new prom-related challenge each week, and then hope to make the Prom Committee's cut."

You go round up every over-tanned, underfed high school senior you know and become their manager before someone else does. We'll sit by and wish this show was about real high school queens.