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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : proposition 8</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: proposition 8</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Who Knew There Were So Many California Doctors Against Gay Marriage? [VIDEO]</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/who-knew-there-were-so-many-california-doctors-against-gay-marriage.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:39:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194237</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194237</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/who-knew-there-were-so-many-california-doctors-against-gay-marriage.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/california_doctor_gay_marriage.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/california_doctor_gay_marriage.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You know all of those anti-gay commercials featuring &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; people who are concerned for their children, their faiths, their professions, because the gays are about to infect everything and ruin the perfect lives they&amp;#39;ve created for themselves? It turns out they&amp;#39;re not average people who happen to be super awkward in front of the camera—they&amp;#39;re just really bad actors. And we have their audition clips. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ZaGks5LkkI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ZaGks5LkkI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Related:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx"&gt;&amp;quot;The Real World: Facebook&amp;quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/the-gay-marriage-debate-rages-on-in-california.aspx"&gt;The Gay Marriage Debate Rages on in California&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/05/this-week-in-gayness-we-say-no-to-that-yes-on-prop-8.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: We Say No To That Yes On Prop 8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194237" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/video/default.aspx">video</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/religion/default.aspx">religion</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ads/default.aspx">ads</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/commercials/default.aspx">commercials</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/awkward/default.aspx">awkward</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/actors/default.aspx">actors</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/faith/default.aspx">faith</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/homophobic/default.aspx">homophobic</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/anti-gay/default.aspx">anti-gay</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/advertising/default.aspx">advertising</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bigots/default.aspx">bigots</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bad+acting/default.aspx">bad acting</category></item><item><title>Gay Bishop is About to Get All "Gay Bishop" on Your Ass</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/gay-bishop-to-fight-for-same-sex-marriage.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:190964</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=190964</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/gay-bishop-to-fight-for-same-sex-marriage.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/gay_Bishop-Gene-Robinson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/gay_Bishop-Gene-Robinson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Okay, perhaps &amp;quot;on your ass&amp;quot; was a poor choice of words, but V. Gene Robinson, the first openly gay Episcopal bishop who is better known as &amp;quot;the gay bishop&amp;quot; says he no longer rejects the identity and plans to take a lead in the fight over same-sex marriage. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bishop Robinson, who lives in New Hampshire, believes that the church should simply bless a marriage and not be involved in the legality (Ed note: we agree). He will speak at Emory University in Atlanta tonight as part of the Center for the Study of Law and Religion&amp;#39;s 2008-2009 &amp;quot;When Law and Religion Meet&amp;quot; lecture series. 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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Yesterday the California Supreme Court met to deliberate on the issue of gay marriage in the state yet again, after the court&amp;#39;s May ruling to allow same-sex couples to marry was reversed when voters approved Proposition 8 in November. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The hearing lasted more than three hours and though the seven justices all seemed to agree that the 18,000 same-sex couples who married legally before Prop. 8 passed would remain legally wed, it appears the court may be leaning in favor of Prop. 8&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Here we are dealing with the power of the people, the inalienable right, to amend the Constitution,&amp;quot; Justice Joyce Kennard, who voted in favor of legalizing gay marriage in May, said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What else was heard at the hearing? And what did Kenneth Starr have to say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;A guarantee of equality that is subject to exceptions by the majority is no guarantee at all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Therese Stewart, San Francisco chief deputy city attorney, arguing that Prop. 8 violates equal-rights principles in the state Constitution&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The people established the Constitution. As judges, our power is very limited.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Justice Joyce Kennard&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;Is it for this court to limit the people&amp;#39;s power to amend the Constitution?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Chief Justice Ronald George&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Proposition 8 does not erode any of the bundle of rights that this state has very generously provided&amp;quot; to same-sex couples.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Kenneth Starr, lawyer for Protect Marriage, the sponsor of Prop. 8&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;If you&amp;#39;re in the marriage business, do it equally. If you&amp;#39;re not going to do it equally, then get out of the marriage business.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Michael Maroko, a lawyer for same-sex couples, replying to a question about whether the court should reserve the name &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot; for religious ceremonies and convert existing civil marriages to civil unions&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;It would exceed the power of this court.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;-Starr, answering the same question &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;[SF Gate: &lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/06/MNLP169S2G.DTL&amp;amp;type=politics&amp;amp;tsp=1" target="_blank"&gt;Justices seem to be leaning in favor of Prop. 8&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx"&gt;&amp;quot;The Real World: Facebook&amp;quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/sloppy-seconds-which-power-ranger-is-guilty-of-a-triple-murder.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Which Power Ranger Is Guilty of Murder?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/this-week-in-gayness-ellen-vs-the-bigots.aspx"&gt;This Week in Gayness: Ellen vs. the Bigots&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/this-week-in-gayness-guy-attacked-at-anti-proposition-8-rally.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Guy Attacked At Proposition 8 Protest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=183080" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/marriage/default.aspx">marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mormons/default.aspx">mormons</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/christians/default.aspx">christians</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gays/default.aspx">gays</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage+ban/default.aspx">gay marriage ban</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/san+francisco/default.aspx">san francisco</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/California+Supreme+Court/default.aspx">California Supreme Court</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/constitution/default.aspx">constitution</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/equality/default.aspx">equality</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage+in+california/default.aspx">gay marriage in california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/chief+justice+ronald+george/default.aspx">chief justice ronald george</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/constitutional+rights/default.aspx">constitutional rights</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/amendments+to+the+constitution/default.aspx">amendments to the constitution</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/amendments/default.aspx">amendments</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/amending+the+constitution/default.aspx">amending the constitution</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/justice+joyce+kennard/default.aspx">justice joyce kennard</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/marriage+equality/default.aspx">marriage equality</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+gay+marriage+debate/default.aspx">the gay marriage debate</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Wanda Sykes Says "I Do"</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/02/sloppy-seconds-wanda-sykes-says-quot-i-do-quot.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:181201</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=181201</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/02/sloppy-seconds-wanda-sykes-says-quot-i-do-quot.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/wanda_sykes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/wanda_sykes.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We usually wait until we have a mid-week lull to watch Flight of the Conchords (On Demand, baby!) but we&amp;#39;re going to watch it as soon as we&amp;#39;re done writing this post just so we can see the &amp;quot;Garfunkeling&amp;quot; in better quality. Also, why is it that Jemaine is the only one ever getting laid? [&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5162947/flight-of-the-conchords-and-the-art-of-garfunkeling" target="_blank"&gt;Jezebel&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A woman who was pulled over for breast-feeding her baby while driving gave a TV interview about it while breast-feeding her baby. She said the baby wasn&amp;#39;t willing to wait for the milk at that time (when she was driving, and apparently also when she was giving the interview). Um, okay. [&lt;a href="http://www.wlfi.com/dpp/news/strange/offbeat_WDTN_ohio_mom_busted_breast_feeding_while_driving_200903022231361" target="_blank"&gt;WLFI&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Umm... Skittles are now Twittering. Taste the rainbow? (Is this how Twitter is going to make money?) [&lt;a href="http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2009/03/skittles-tweet-rainbow.html" target="_blank"&gt;TechnologyExpert&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Jennifer Aniston is still talking about her divorce from Brad Pitt. But to be fair, if we were her, we probably would be, too. [&lt;a href="http://www.jossip.com/jennifer-aniston-gives-more-vague-divorce-musings-20090302/" target="_blank"&gt;Jossip&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan&amp;#39;s friends are now on Lilo death watch. [&lt;a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/88022/lindsay-lohan-dead-by-30" target="_blank"&gt;FadedYouth&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Recently-out Wanda Sykes has teamed up with a California non-profit to educate the public on equal marriage. 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garfunkel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/car+seats/default.aspx">car seats</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jemaine/default.aspx">jemaine</category></item><item><title>Video of the Day: Don't Divorce My Dads!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/09/video-of-the-day-don-t-divorce-my-dads.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:07:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:173145</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=173145</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/09/video-of-the-day-don-t-divorce-my-dads.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="302" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3089746&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3089746&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="302" width="400"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/3089746"&gt;&amp;quot;Fidelity&amp;quot;: Don&amp;#39;t Divorce...&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/couragecampaign"&gt;Courage Campaign&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This video, set to the tune of Regina Spektor&amp;#39;s &amp;#39;Fidelity&amp;#39; is put out by the &lt;a href="http://www.couragecampaign.org/page/s/divorce" target="_blank"&gt;Courage Campaign&lt;/a&gt;.... and it breaks my heart. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;[Via &lt;a href="http://www.bust.com/blog/2009/02/09/dont-divorce-them.html" target="_blank"&gt;BUST&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx"&gt;&amp;quot;The Real World: Facebook&amp;quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/this-week-in-gayness-two-major-male-movie-stars-make-out.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Two Major Male Movie Stars Make Out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=173145" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/video+of+the+day/default.aspx">video of the day</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/divorce/default.aspx">divorce</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vod/default.aspx">vod</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage+ban/default.aspx">gay marriage ban</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+divorce/default.aspx">gay divorce</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/regina+spektor/default.aspx">regina spektor</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/courage+campaign/default.aspx">courage campaign</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fidelity/default.aspx">fidelity</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/breaks+my+heart/default.aspx">breaks my heart</category></item><item><title>This Week In Gayness: Two Major Male Movie Stars Make Out</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/this-week-in-gayness-two-major-male-movie-stars-make-out.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:01:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:166473</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=166473</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/this-week-in-gayness-two-major-male-movie-stars-make-out.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/carrey%20ewan.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/carrey%20ewan.jpg" border="0" height="438" width="369" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;As we&amp;#39;ve already mentioned, Boy George was sentenced to &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090116/en_afp/entertainmentbritainmusicboygeorgenorwaycourt" target="_blank"&gt;15 months in prison&lt;/a&gt; for having sex with a male escort.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Strangest headline of the week:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;i&gt; &amp;#39;No son, your school can&amp;#39;t have that new computer because &lt;a href="http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/01/no-son-your-school-cant-have-that-new-computer-because-gay-people-eat-soup.html" target="_blank"&gt;gay people eat soup&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#39;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stan Lee &lt;a href="http://gaylife.about.com/b/2009/01/15/stan-lee-goes-gay-again.htm" target="_blank"&gt;supports&lt;/a&gt; the gays... once more. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Speaking of comic books, was &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2009/01/angry-fans-decry-tintin-was-gay-claim" target="_blank"&gt;Tintin&lt;/a&gt; gay? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above photo is of Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey about to kiss in-- believe it or not-- &lt;a href="http://defamer.com/5134515/loving-phillip-morris?skyline=true&amp;amp;s=i" target="_blank"&gt;the true story&lt;/a&gt; of two men who fall in love in prison. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Phillip Morris&amp;quot; is not the only gay-themed movie sweeping Sundance. Next up is &lt;a href="http://defamer.com/5135234/humpday-sale-makes-sundance-safe-for-gayish-indie-bromance?skyline=true&amp;amp;s=x" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;quot;Humpday,&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt; a movie about a &amp;quot;bromance&amp;quot; that turns into gay porn, and which has already been sold.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Reverend Al Sharpton lambasted the Mormon church for supporting California&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2009/01/sharpton-decries-churches-pushing-prop-8-southern-voice?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;Proposition 8&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Dan Savage is going after Rick Warren in the same manner he did with Rick Santorum. Anyone up for some &lt;a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=969486" target="_blank"&gt;saddleback&lt;/a&gt; tonight? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/the-best-thing-of-all-about-this-inauguration.aspx"&gt;The Very Best Thing About This Inauguration...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/first-gay-mayor-in-the-u-s-already-embroiled-in-major-sex-scandal.aspx"&gt;First Gay Mayor in the U.S. Already Embroiled in Major Sex Scandal&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/19/apparently-times-square-s-seedy-side-moved-to-eugene-oregon.aspx"&gt;Apparently, Times Square&amp;#39;s Seedy Side Moved To Eugene, Oregon...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/14/video-of-the-day-first-gay-love-scene-of-daytime-television-or-as-the-world-turns-gay.aspx"&gt;First Gay Love Scene of Daytime Television or As the World Turns... 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While we agree that it would be nice to know what the-f the Black Smoke Monster is and where The Island went, we know we&amp;#39;ll be lost without LOST. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/matthew-fox-its-a-relief-lost-is-ending" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;As much as we&amp;#39;re &amp;#39;meh&amp;#39; about Will Smith, we have to agree with him: he does have the ears to play Barack Obama. [&lt;a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/79786" target="_blank"&gt;Daily Express&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Somebody did a study about Axe body spray, but we don&amp;#39;t have the energy to sort out the results. [&lt;a href="http://adage.com/article?article_id=133621" target="_blank"&gt;AdAge&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Would you like to know exactly where to find those jackasses who donated money to pass Prop8 live? Look no further. [&lt;a href="http://www.eightmaps.com/" target="_blank"&gt;eightmaps&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;While we feel kind-of sorry for this kid who lost $150,000 of his parents&amp;#39; money to a Nigerian email scam we have to ask? Rly? Srsly? WTF? [&lt;a href="http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamington+loses+Nigerian+scam/1173799/story.html" target="_blank"&gt;Windsor Star&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=164620" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/axe+body+spray/default.aspx">axe body spray</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Lost/default.aspx">Lost</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mormons/default.aspx">mormons</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/abc/default.aspx">abc</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/matthew+fox/default.aspx">matthew fox</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/biopics/default.aspx">biopics</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/will+smith/default.aspx">will smith</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+island/default.aspx">the island</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+black+smoke+monster/default.aspx">the black smoke monster</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eightmaps/default.aspx">eightmaps</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nigerian+email+scams/default.aspx">nigerian email scams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eightmaps.com/default.aspx">eightmaps.com</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scams/default.aspx">scams</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dr.+jack+shephard/default.aspx">dr. jack shephard</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eight+maps/default.aspx">eight maps</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nigerian+email+schemes/default.aspx">nigerian email schemes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jack+shephard/default.aspx">jack shephard</category></item><item><title>This Week in Gayness: Being Gay Is A Choice, Say Repuglicans</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/13/this-week-in-gayness-being-gay-is-a-choice-say-repuglicans.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:17:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:164180</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=164180</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/13/this-week-in-gayness-being-gay-is-a-choice-say-repuglicans.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/brangelina.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/brangelina.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;We&amp;#39;re really sick of Tim Kaine. First, he botches the Democratic response to the State of the Union in a year when he could have turned the tide away from that dreadful President of ours; then, he decides he wants to be the next DNC chair. Now, this ass-backwards dweeb is going to help lead the party away from progressive values like, for example, marriage equality. Kaine, according to &lt;a href="http://queersunited.blogspot.com/2009/01/anti-gay-democrat-tim-kaine-selected-as.html" target="_blank"&gt;Queers United&lt;/a&gt;, &amp;quot;has endorsed an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Click &lt;a href="http://www.democrats.org/page/s/welcomekaine" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; to ask why LGBT democrats should support a party whose chair is anti civil unions and more anti-gay than John McCain.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The guy who stole the 2004 Presidential election in Ohio thinks &lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/405398/ken-blackwell-could-resist-being-gay-if-he-had-gay-symptoms-which-he-doesnt" target="_blank"&gt;being gay is a choice&lt;/a&gt;. We don&amp;#39;t even know where to start with his fucking scoundrel. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Speaking of elections, a &lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0109/17340.html" target="_blank"&gt;gay bishop&lt;/a&gt; is to open Obama&amp;#39;s inaugural weekend festivities. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two hotel staffers in Tennessee were fired shortly after a former employee &lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/GoodAsYou/%7E3/bjcCXaioevw/do-not-disturb-our-heterosexuality-nashville-hotel-forcibly-checks-out-gays.html" target="_blank"&gt;informed the boss&lt;/a&gt; of their homosexuality. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don&amp;#39;t miss the &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2009/01/national-lesbian-health-summit-march-6-9th-2009?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;National Lesbian Health Summit&lt;/a&gt; in March. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not satisfied with a statewide ban on same-sex marriage, one assmunch is attempting to outlaw domestic partnership benefits for gays in Tampa, &lt;a href="http://www.watermarkonline.com/content.php?cid=4620" target="_blank"&gt;Florida&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brad Pitt reiterated his support for gay marriage and reminded us &lt;a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2009/01/09/brangelina-won-t-marry-until-the-gays-can.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;he and Angelina&lt;/a&gt; won&amp;#39;t get married until everyone can. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Proposition 8 supporters are freaked out about &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2009/01/anti-gay-donors-spooked?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;boycotts&lt;/a&gt;-- they&amp;#39;re suing to try to keep the donation info private. In fact, we wish we could publish a complete list here of all the people who donated-- it&amp;#39;s freedom of information, they shouldn&amp;#39;t be ashamed...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/we-changed-our-mind-we-are-against-gay-marriage.aspx"&gt;We&amp;#39;ve Changed Our Minds, We&amp;#39;re Against Gay Marriage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/06/This-Week-in-Gayness-The-New-Transgender-Minister.aspx"&gt;This Week in Gayness: The New Transgender Minister&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/30/this-week-in-gayness-sean-penn-and-mickey-rourke-get-personal.aspx"&gt;This Week in Gayness: Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke Get Personal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/23/this-week-in-gayness-wait-freddie-mercury-was-gay.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Straight Man Sues Over Homophobic Taunting&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/16/this-week-in-gayness-the-coming-out-tv-series.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: The Coming Out TV Series&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=164180" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lesbian/default.aspx">lesbian</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lgbt/default.aspx">lgbt</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/angelina+jolie/default.aspx">angelina jolie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brad+pitt/default.aspx">brad pitt</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/florida/default.aspx">florida</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boycott/default.aspx">boycott</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ohio/default.aspx">ohio</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/this+week+in+gayness/default.aspx">this week in gayness</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/democrat/default.aspx">democrat</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gayness/default.aspx">gayness</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dnc/default.aspx">dnc</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/presidential+election/default.aspx">presidential election</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/2004/default.aspx">2004</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/inauguration/default.aspx">inauguration</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/inaugural+ball/default.aspx">inaugural ball</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/inauguration+day/default.aspx">inauguration day</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+bishop/default.aspx">gay bishop</category></item><item><title>In Which We Finally Put The Lid on 2008: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of Last Year</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/in-which-we-finally-put-the-lid-on-2008-the-top-ten-scanner-posts-of-last-year.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:22:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:163156</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=163156</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/in-which-we-finally-put-the-lid-on-2008-the-top-ten-scanner-posts-of-last-year.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley_kristen_dupre.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/abortionshirt.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin_small.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ed note: Yes, we&amp;#39;re running it every day this week. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now
that we&amp;#39;re settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to
reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we
be if we didn&amp;#39;t compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs,
Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it
would be and more. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/top-10-scanner-posts-of-2008.aspx"&gt;Read more... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
							    
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src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley_kristen_dupre.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/abortionshirt.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin_small.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ed note: Yes, we&amp;#39;re running it every day this week. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now
that we&amp;#39;re settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to
reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we
be if we didn&amp;#39;t compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs,
Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it
would be and more. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/top-10-scanner-posts-of-2008.aspx"&gt;Read more... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
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isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:161795</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=161795</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/06/in-case-you-missed-it-yesterday-the-top-ten-scanner-posts-of-2008.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley_kristen_dupre.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/abortionshirt.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin_small.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now
that we&amp;#39;re settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to
reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we
be if we didn&amp;#39;t compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs,
Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it
would be and more. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/top-10-scanner-posts-of-2008.aspx"&gt;Read more... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=161795" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerve/default.aspx">nerve</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/al+gore/default.aspx">al gore</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hillary+clinton/default.aspx">hillary clinton</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/tacky/default.aspx">tacky</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/amy+winehouse/default.aspx">amy winehouse</category><category 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Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=153073</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/top-10-scanner-posts-of-2008.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley_kristen_dupre.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/abortionshirt.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin_small.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now that we&amp;#39;re settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn&amp;#39;t compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;10. &amp;quot;The Real World: Facebook&amp;quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/proposition_8.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/proposition_8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The joy of being a blogger, as opposed to a reporter or newspaper writer (you know, &amp;quot;real journalists&amp;quot;), is that we have the freedom to throw whatever the hell we want up on the web for everyone to see. Sometimes it&amp;#39;s a picture or a video, but in November we were so incensed by a discussion over Proposition 8 that happened on a former classmate&amp;#39;s Facebook page, we had to share it with you. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/posterc.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/posterc.gif" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="256" hspace="4" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/16/the-room-the-best-bad-movie-we-ve-never-seen.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" size="4"&gt;9. The Room: The Best Bad Movie We&amp;#39;ve Never Seen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Another great thing about being a blogger is that as long as we can make them funny, we are free to write about things that are not exactly relevant, or even timely. But we consider &amp;quot;The Room,&amp;quot; a five-year-old box office flop, to be totally worth a few hundred words and a few minutes out of our day. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/16/the-room-the-best-bad-movie-we-ve-never-seen.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" size="4"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;b&gt;8. Review: Mail Goggles&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/google-launches-quot-mail-goggles-quot.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;At first&lt;/a&gt; we really thought Google&amp;#39;s Mail Goggles were a good idea—nay, a great idea. Then we realized we&amp;#39;re better at math when we&amp;#39;re drunk. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/27/review-mail-googles.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/04/rnc-day-three-sarah-palin-makes-dick-cheney-look-like-al-gore.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;7. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;RNC Day Three: Sarah Palin Makes Dick Cheney Look Like Al Gore&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Originally, we brought Scanner Brian on to cover politics. When he could no longer deny his fondness for boobies and tabloid news stories, however, things got a little more exciting for all of us. But that didn&amp;#39;t keep him from going to the RNC and reporting back to us each day. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/04/rnc-day-three-sarah-palin-makes-dick-cheney-look-like-al-gore.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;6. 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The La Pequeña Series&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/la_pequena_sarah_palin.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="246" hspace="4" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;You may think the Internet is for porn, but we &lt;i&gt;know&lt;/i&gt; that it was really created for this tiny man and his big videos. &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;a) &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/11/video-of-the-day-peque-241-a-amy-winehouse.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Video of the Day: Pequeña Amy Winehouse&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;b) &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/18/video-of-the-day-pequena-hillary-clinton.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Video of the Day: The Only Thing Better than Pequeña Amy Winehouse...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;c)&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/15/video-of-the-day-la-pequena-sarah-palin.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Video of the Day: La Pequeña Sarah Palin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;3. 10-Year-Old Boy Is the Lone Protester of Nude Sunbathing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Nothing warms our hearts more than 10-year-old neocons with misspelled, homemade signs. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/27/10-year-old-boy-is-the-lone-protester-at-nude-beach.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/27/10-year-old-boy-is-the-lone-protester-at-nude-beach.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Roe v. Wade 35 Years Later &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On the 35th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we wrote what was, by far, the most personal and revealing post (save for &amp;quot;we got drunk and did something stupid&amp;quot; posts) we&amp;#39;ve ever written on Scanner. While there was definitely a &amp;quot;we got drunk and did something stupid&amp;quot; element, we wanted to write about abortion without being preachy. And we&amp;#39;ll admit, we were pretty bummed this post got so little traffic. &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/22/roe-v-wade-35-years-later.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. An Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We&amp;#39;re Gonna Write a Book!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley-alexandra-dupre-topl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ashley-alexandra-dupre-topl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;We sometimes wonder if we&amp;#39;re in the wrong business. Because while we often crack ourselves up as bloggers, other times we imagine we could help people profit from their seemingly unfortunate situations. For example, earlier this year when it was revealed that then New York Governor Eliot Spitzer had been seeing a high class call girl from New Jersey, we stepped in almost immediately to make sure one Miss Ashley Alexandra Dupre didn&amp;#39;t become Joe &amp;quot;Boobies&amp;quot; Francis&amp;#39; newest meal ticket. While she didn&amp;#39;t &lt;i&gt;exactly&lt;/i&gt; heed our advice, we sincerely hope she&amp;#39;s doing okay.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/19/an-open-letter-to-ashley-alexandra-dupre-we-re-gonna-write-a-book.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Read more...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:
		        
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domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/i+had+an+abortion/default.aspx">i had an abortion</category></item><item><title>The Human Herp: Ken Starr Returns To Defend Marriage Against People Who Want It</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/22/the-human-herp-ken-starr-returns-to-defend-marriage-against-people-who-want-it.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:27:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:158639</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=158639</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/22/the-human-herp-ken-starr-returns-to-defend-marriage-against-people-who-want-it.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/KenStarr.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/KenStarr.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ken Starr serves as a shining example for all those who believe lawyers deserve their own special circle of hell: he&amp;#39;s arrogant, blows through cash like a 93-year-old lottery winner, has no sense of justice or fairness, and is utterly oblivious to his own hypocrisy.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Take for example his latest endeavor: he currently finds himself at the center of the gay marriage battle in California, a closeted homosexual (you heard it here first!) &amp;quot;defending&amp;quot; marriage from people who actually want to have it. This guy&amp;#39;s hypocrisy never ceases to amaze us...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;From the Los Angeles Times:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Kenneth W. Starr, the former U.S. Solicitor General who led the
inquiry into President Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica L. Lewinsky,
will argue the case in favor of upholding a ban on gay marriage before
the California Supreme Court. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Starr was today named lead counsel for the official proponents of
Proposition 8. This afternoon, the group filed court briefs defending
the legality of the proposition, which was approved by 52% of
California voters last month throwing into question thousands of
marriages performed during the five months the practice was legal in
the state. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Opponents of the proposition argued that it amounted to a constitutional revision instead of a more limited amendment.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;There out to be some equivalent of the &amp;quot;asshole tax&amp;quot; for guys like Ken Starr: only it should be for not knowing their history. In other words, people like Starr, who are constantly on the wrong side of history, humanity, and the Bill of Rights should be fined every time they stick their noses in everything. (Of course, &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; would be unconstitutional, but Starr doesn&amp;#39;t even know what that means, so fuck him.)&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Let&amp;#39;s just make sure this is Kenny&amp;#39;s Last Hurrah, and send him, Rick Warren, Rush Limbaugh, to whichever circle of imaginary hell they are most afraid of ending up in...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Read more at &lt;a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/12/kenneth-w-starr.html?fark" target="_blank"&gt;the LA Times&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/dumbest-person-ever-pregnant-woman-gives-birth-on-rollercoaster.aspx"&gt;Dumbest Person Ever? 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Though we can&amp;#39;t quite bring ourselves to bury our profile next to the Friendster grave, we knew that a long time ago. But it seems Lindsay Lohan just got the memo. What does this mean for the world? Well, for one, maybe she won&amp;#39;t be posting so many &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/lindsay-lohan-blogs-about-travis-barker-and-dj-am.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;newsworthy&lt;/a&gt; MySpace blog posts and two, maybe she&amp;#39;ll be our friend on Facebook.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;If the rumor mill is right (and when is it not?) Lilo is posting on the &amp;quot;Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson&amp;quot; group on Facebook under the pseudonym &amp;quot;Bella Vita&amp;quot; and she would like you to know that she and Sam are not breaking up.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;With the subject line &amp;quot;not breaking up&amp;quot; one Miss Vita posted the following message:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Tabloids and people tell lies- they always wanna see everything and anything good come to an end. duh&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sounds like Lindsay to us.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We think &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=15014518366" target="_blank"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; is the group in question. 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Meanwhile, grade-A pollster Nate Silver claims &lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/jossip/%7E3/aFvvWno3FMQ/" target="_blank"&gt;seniors&lt;/a&gt; are to blame for the initiative&amp;#39;s success. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A &lt;a href="http://queersunited.blogspot.com/2008/11/catholic-school-kicks-lesbian-mother.html" target="_blank"&gt;mother with a five-year-old in Catholic school&lt;/a&gt; was forced out of the PTA after it was revealed that she had protested at one of those rallies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ellen Degeneres referred to &lt;a href="http://defamer.com/5091564/ellen-hoping-to-avoid-chris-matthews-handsy-hardballs" target="_blank"&gt;straight man Chris Matthews&lt;/a&gt; as &amp;quot;grope-y.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Prince is pissing everyone off these days: his neighbors are upset that he wants them to join his religious cult, while the gays are miffed that &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/%7Er/TheFrisky/%7E3/456564548/" target="_blank"&gt;he said homosexuality is not okay in God&amp;#39;s eyes&lt;/a&gt;. Pretty much every blog and media outlet has made the same joke about &amp;quot;how could Prince hate the gays, with the way he dresses-- and that mustache!&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Our favorite story of the week, by far:&lt;a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/animals/news/article.cfm?c_id=500834&amp;amp;objectid=10425714" target="_blank"&gt; female koalas in Australia &lt;/a&gt;no longer want to mate with males and are having lesbian orgies, with up to five partners, to the horror and/or amusement of everyone. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;In the future, if a gay person in California wants to get hitched,
he&amp;#39;ll have to do it the way God intended, to Liza Minnelli&amp;quot; - &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11132008/gossip/pagesix/endquote_138393.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Stephen
Colbert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Wanda Sykes is so pissed about Prop 8 passing, she &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081116/ap_en_ce/people_wanda_sykes" target="_blank"&gt;came out of the closet&lt;/a&gt;. 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A black president? Pregnant men? The ability to put our own faces inside of our vaginas? Welcome to the future, baby. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Highs: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Did German doctors discover a cure for &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/today-in-the-future-can-bone-marrow-cure-hiv.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;HIV&lt;/a&gt;? Or was it &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/breaking-news-cure-for-aids-discovered.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;AIDS&lt;/a&gt;?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Speaking of the future, it is now possible to have our own face &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/12/customized-myface-condoms-fda-approved.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;inside our own vagina&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The pregnant man is &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/quot-pregnant-man-quot-thomas-beatie-breaks-some-news-to-barbara-walters.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;pregnant again&lt;/a&gt;... yay?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Scanner Brian and his cronies &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/new-york-times-iraq-war-ends.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;pulled a prank&lt;/a&gt; on New York. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Men, you can keep it up longer with a little &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/11/spray-away-your-premature-ejaculation.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;help from a spray&lt;/a&gt;... as long as you don&amp;#39;t mind the fact that you won&amp;#39;t be able to feel your penis.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But post-menopausal women can now feel everything thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/11/new-lady-gel-is-going-to-make-your-mom-feel-funny-quot-down-there-quot.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;a new gel&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Didn&amp;#39;t you know we like it &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/10/we-like-it-fast-from-behind.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;from behind&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lows:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;got in a fight&lt;/a&gt; with some Mormons over Proposition 8.... over Facebook. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We decided we&amp;#39;re &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/justin-timberlake-moves-to-new-york-we-leave.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;leaving New York&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/12/video-of-the-day-the-tailgating-stripper-pole.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Is this our future&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Either way, it&amp;#39;s a damn good thing we wear &lt;a 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domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/c+ure+for+hiv/default.aspx">c ure for hiv</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bone+marrow+marrow/default.aspx">bone marrow marrow</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/leaving+new+york+city/default.aspx">leaving new york city</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/moving+out+of+new+york/default.aspx">moving out of new york</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/aerosol/default.aspx">aerosol</category></item><item><title>"The Real World: Facebook" or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:51:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:146184</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>16</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=146184</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/proposition_8.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/proposition_8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We grew up in Independence, Missouri, which has one of the largest Mormon populations in the country—second only to the Salt Lake City/Provo area of Utah, if we are correct. We can honestly say that some of our best friends are Mormon, and even though we don&amp;#39;t agree with their religion—at all— some of the nicest people we know are Mormon, and that makes it hard for us to &amp;quot;blame the Mormons&amp;quot; for Proposition 8 passing in California. Well, it did make it hard for us until we got into this little Facebook argument with a Mormon friend who lives in California when he updated his status to say he was &amp;quot;so glad that Proposition 8 passed!&amp;quot; and were further attacked by five of his cronies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&amp;#39;s what happens when people stop being nice, and start getting real on &amp;quot;The Real World: Facebook&amp;quot; or Scanner Emily vs. the Mormons... if you can follow it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND is happy that Prop 8 passed!!!&amp;nbsp; 8:15am&lt;br /&gt;- 23 Comments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 1 at 8:20am November 5&lt;br /&gt;So it did pass? Sweet!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY FARRIS at 8:23am November 5&lt;br /&gt;Let hatred and discrimination reign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND at 8:25am November 5&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s too bad you feel that way Emily. If you only understood the real issue here... It&amp;#39;s unfortunate that so many people are so misguided.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY FARRIS at 8:26am November 5&lt;br /&gt;What&amp;#39;s the issue? That people want to love each other?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND at 8:29am November 5&lt;br /&gt;So you&amp;#39;re saying that because gay unions don&amp;#39;t fit under the definition of traditional marriage they can&amp;#39;t love each other? That&amp;#39;s pretty pathetic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY FARRIS at 8:31am November 5 via Facebook Mobile&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m saying that it never ceases to amaze me how so many Christians preach love and paractice hate. why is it any of your concern or business if a man marries another man?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 3 at 8:35am November 5&lt;br /&gt;I never saw as much hatred as I saw in the faces of those who were screaming at me while I was holding up a sign. Or as much theivery as those who repeatedly stole my signs, 3 an hour at one point. This is about the meaning of a word, thats all. Homosexuals enjoy ALL the same rights as everyone else, Thats the law. But redifineing a word is not a right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND at 8:44am November 5&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s interesting you should accuse Christians of practicing hate when that is not the underlying motive at all. Christians and non Christians alike are protecting a union that is sacred and that was instituted by God for the benefit of mankind in bearing and raising children. Proposition 8 in no way denies the rights of gays to civil unions or ...&amp;nbsp; Read Morethe benefits enjoyed by heterosexual couples.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is my concern and business when gay relationships are promoted in public schools; schools that my children will attend. Where is the equality in forcing me as a parent to stand idly by as my child is indoctrinated with, as I see it, unmoral principles? Should I be forced to home school my child because I disagree with that which is being taught in a school that my tax monies pay for?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or how about the hate that is being practiced as you have mentioned? Those opposing proposition 8 preach tolerance and equality. Why then were so many &amp;#39;Yes on 8&amp;#39; signs desecrated, stolen, or defaced?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND at 8:47am November 5&lt;br /&gt;Why was the property of the &amp;#39;Yes on 8&amp;#39; supporters destroyed? Cars were keyed, buildings were &amp;#39;tagged&amp;#39;, houses were ruined. Why also was there physical harm done to &amp;#39;Yes on 8&amp;#39; supporters by the opposition? Is that tolerance? Is that love? Is that freedom of speech? Most definitely not. It is evident on numerous levels that the tolerance and equality touted by those opposing prop 8 is clearly a facade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 4 at 9:05am November 5&lt;br /&gt;Well said Emily&amp;#39;s Mormon Friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY&amp;#39;S MORMON FRIEND at 9:20am November 5&lt;br /&gt;Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 2 at 9:44am November 5&lt;br /&gt;Wow, well said!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 3 at 11:23am November 5&lt;br /&gt;you the man Emily&amp;#39;s Mormon Friend!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMILY FARRIS at 4:43pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;Emily&amp;#39;s Mormon Friend, I know you&amp;#39;re a nice guy, but you and I can&amp;#39;t have a real conversation about this when you base your moral system on a god I don&amp;#39;t believe exists, because I sure as hell can&amp;#39;t believe in a god that would create people with love and feelings and urges that &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; then deems wrong or immoral—which, as I noted before, are frankly none of your concern or your business. I respect that you believe in God, but I can&amp;#39;t respect the fact that your &amp;quot;morals&amp;quot; lead you to discriminate against men who happen to have sex with men and women who happen to have sex with women. Most of the gay people I know have more love in their little pinkies than the so-called Christians who think that their way is the only way and everyone else should have their human rights taken away! Taking away the human rights of gay people is no better than taking away the human rights of Black people or Jews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This country was founded on the principle that all men are created equal and if you&amp;#39;re so afraid the gays are going to infect your kids, then I&amp;#39;m sorry you&amp;#39;re so thirsty that you have to chug whatever Kool-Aid your church is serving up. I bet there are Black people at school, too. Scary! Oh, and what if there are Jews? God forbid!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you&amp;#39;re so scared of difference, and so worried that you can&amp;#39;t instill enough sense of self in your children that they&amp;#39;ll be so easily &amp;quot;indoctrinated&amp;quot; by society, perhaps you should go find a compound that shares your milieu. And stay there. This is the real world. People are different. Men who to stick their penises in each other&amp;#39;s assholes are no different from you, except they like to have sex with men instead of women. And frankly, I would much rather my kids be around intelligent, loving gay people (many of them happen to be Christians, by the way) than brain-washed, hateful, discriminating people who call themselves Christians any day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Basically, all you&amp;#39;re telling me is that you want your kids to grow up thinking that it&amp;#39;s okay to discriminate against people who are different. Don&amp;#39;t you know it&amp;#39;s 2008?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to Mormon 3, I don&amp;#39;t want to waste my time arguing morals with someone who has the audacity to go to the trouble of creating and holding up signs spewing such discrimination and hatred. If you were trying to take away my human rights (that in no way affect you or your offspring), I&amp;#39;d probably want to steal your signs and get in your face, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing personal, Emily&amp;#39;s Mormon Friend. I just get incredibly passionate when it comes to discrimination. I&amp;#39;ve said my peace and you won&amp;#39;t hear anything else from me on this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. God didn&amp;#39;t institute anything. Perhaps you&amp;#39;re referring to the church? Or the people who wrote the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 2 at 5:03pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;Dang, I could feel the hate coming from you as i read this. Don&amp;#39;t forget the forefathers of this country were Christian. Not atheists. And even the founding fathers felt they were inspired from God. So you cant use Christians as a point of reference if you are then going against what they believed. As well, that is a Christian principle that men are equal. I feel as though there is equal persecution from gay and lesbians towards families. We don&amp;#39;t want to be indoctrinated from our government and told what to believe. Had this Proposition 8 failed, that is exactly what would have happen. You and the government would be forcing your beliefs on those who believe marriage is between a man and a woman. We would have been forced to allow our children in public schools to be taught what YOU think is right. I am glad this country was founded on Christian principles. I hope you can find peace in your heart. God loves you even though you may not feel he exists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON (?) 5 at 10:25pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;Erm..., John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson were known to be opposed to mixing religion and governance. Benjamin Franklin is quoted as saying, &amp;quot;Lighthouses are more useful than churches.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Emily, you&amp;#39;re not alone! I proudly voted against Prop 8. Don&amp;#39;t worry, they haven&amp;#39;t heard the last from opponents of Prop 8!.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 6 at 10:29pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;Marriage has been the institution that has perpetuated humanity for millenia. Sure it doesn&amp;#39;t always work perfectly, but it has worked better than anything else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, a homosexual cannot get married. That doesn&amp;#39;t mean they can&amp;#39;t be together, that they can&amp;#39;t enter civil unions, or even be &amp;quot;married&amp;quot; in a civil ceremony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, some Christians can...&amp;nbsp; Read More be hateful. That doesn&amp;#39;t make all of us like that. Saying so is stereotyping. Your arguments seemed crude and hateful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I often see those that tell people to be open-minded really mean they want&amp;nbsp; people to think their way. Everyone has a right to their opinion and vote.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to be with someone of your own gender, that&amp;#39;s your choice. So far most Americans choose not to call that marriage. Maybe someday that will change...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 2 at 10:44pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;a few more quotes from the founding fathers...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Henry, the great orator who said on the floor of the House of Burgesses in Virginia, &amp;quot;Give me liberty or give me death&amp;quot; also said,&amp;quot; It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ! For this very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum, prosperity, and freedom of worship here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;John Adams of Massachusetts, a lawyer and the second president, wrote in a letter to Jefferson on June 28, 1813. He said, &amp;quot;The general principles on which the Fathers achieved independence, were . . . the general principles of Christianity.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 2 at 10:45pm November 5&lt;br /&gt;Thomas Jefferson...said, &amp;quot;The reason that Christianity is the best friend of government is because Christianity is the only religion&lt;br /&gt;that changes the heart.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;George Washington, the father of our nation said, &amp;quot;It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 3 at 10:57pm November 6&lt;br /&gt;Emily, you don&amp;#39;t have the right to redefine a word to make it mean whatever you want it to mean. YOU DON&amp;quot;T HAVE THAT RIGHT! I don&amp;#39;t either. That&amp;#39;s like me saying that an apple is an orange. They might be similar, but they are different. I don&amp;#39;t have the &amp;#39;right&amp;#39; to marry: My mom, sister, father,cousin, multiple people, someone with STD&amp;#39;s, a minor, etc. Marriage is well regulated for a reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How dare you say your destruction of the word &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot; will not effect my children. Only I have the RIGHT, yes my RIGHT of what to teach MY children. If someone ever tried to take that RIGHT away, they would find out very quickly that my FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS were protected by the next amendment. The people spoke, you lost, AGAIN, sorry you are sad, but stop cramming your homosexual lifestyle down my throat. You have no valid arguements, so you just label everyone as &amp;quot;haters&amp;quot;. Take a look in the mirror and see where the real hatred is coming from before you accuse others of hating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORMON 2 at 8:50am November 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;amp;pageId=80220&lt;br /&gt;Who is trying to force their views on us? Even to the point of doing so with violence!!! Very interesting. Check out the site. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/San_Francisco_marriage_protest.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=146184" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mormons/default.aspx">mormons</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+real+world/default.aspx">the real world</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+mormons/default.aspx">gay mormons</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/what+mormons+have+to+say+about+proposition+8/default.aspx">what mormons have to say about proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mormons+and+gay+marriage/default.aspx">mormons and gay marriage</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Guy Ritchie's Death Threat </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/sloppy-seconds-guy-ritchie-s-death-threat.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:142789</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=142789</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/sloppy-seconds-guy-ritchie-s-death-threat.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/alg_guy_ritchie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/alg_guy_ritchie.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know, tomorrow isn&amp;#39;t all about Obama vs. McCain; it&amp;#39;s also about discrimination and hatred. Comedian Ben Lerman would like all cocksuckers (both male and female) to unite in opposition to Proposition 8. And he wrote a little song about it. [&lt;a href="http://www.benlerman.net/mp3/CocksuckersOfTheWorldUnite.mp3" target="_blank"&gt;Ben Lerman&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pete Seger just discovered the Internets. &amp;quot;An internet magazine! So you don&amp;#39;t have to cut down trees. I&amp;#39;ll be damned.&amp;quot; [&lt;a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/146734-interview-pete-seeger" target="_blank"&gt;Pitchfork&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zack and Miri&amp;#39;s attempt to make a porno for some dollar bills failed movie executives miserably. [&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/11/zack_and_miri_make_very_little.html" target="_blank"&gt;Vulture&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Are you at all surprised that Sarah Palin&amp;#39;s SNL episode got better ratings than the angry grandpa&amp;#39;s? We&amp;#39;re not. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sarah-palin-beats-john-mccains-snl-ratings" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, Joaquin Phoenix is really quitting acting for good this time. For real. Seriously. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20237507,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, did Bert and Ernie make the timeline of landmark gay moments in television? [&lt;a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10858827" target="_blank"&gt;Mercury News&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A crazed 16-year-old Madonna fan stormed the set of Guy Ritchie&amp;#39;s newest film with a knife, screaming, &amp;quot;I love Madonna, where&amp;#39;s Guy? I am going to kill him! I&amp;#39;m Madonna&amp;#39;s biggest fan! I&amp;#39;m going to kill Guy.&amp;quot; [&lt;a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/11/03/guy-ritchie-receives-death-threat-from-madonna-fanatic.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;FameCrawler&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=142789" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/john+McCain/default.aspx">john McCain</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/money/default.aspx">money</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/songs/default.aspx">songs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/discrimination/default.aspx">discrimination</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/comedy/default.aspx">comedy</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Guy+Ritchie/default.aspx">Guy Ritchie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/zack+and+miri+make+a+porno/default.aspx">zack and miri make a porno</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hatred/default.aspx">hatred</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pete+seger/default.aspx">pete seger</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/death+threat/default.aspx">death threat</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ben+lerman/default.aspx">ben lerman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/protest+songs/default.aspx">protest songs</category></item><item><title>This Week In Gayness: Guy Attacked At Proposition 8 Protest</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/this-week-in-gayness-guy-attacked-at-anti-proposition-8-rally.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:141038</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=141038</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/this-week-in-gayness-guy-attacked-at-anti-proposition-8-rally.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/23-End/samuel_l_jackson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/23-End/samuel_l_jackson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There was too much gay sex in the &lt;a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/10/27/howard_stern_s_rest_stop_is_shut_down" target="_blank"&gt;Howard Stern&lt;/a&gt; Public Restroom, so the State of New Jersey is shutting it down. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Church of England may be getting soft: the pastor who carried out &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/10/church-of-england-priest-who-carried-out-gay-wedding-escapes-censure?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;an unauthorized gay marriage&lt;/a&gt; will not be censured. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a weird one for ya. A guy was arrested after a foot chase &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/%7Er/GoodAsYou/%7E3/430883914/say-gay-people.html" target="_blank"&gt;during which he stripped off his clothing&lt;/a&gt;. The photographer turns out to have been taking pictures of kids on behalf of... an anti-gay website. Wha? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out this complete assface who &lt;a href="http://lezgetreal.com/2008/10/no-on-prop-8-rally-assault-video.html" target="_blank"&gt;blatantly steals &amp;quot;No On Prop 8&amp;quot; signs&lt;/a&gt; and then assaults a guy who tries to stop him. Then the accused jerk, a Ken Mettler, says he was &amp;quot;acting in self-defense.&amp;quot; Apparently, trying to get your signs back is now an &amp;quot;attack.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the full video:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4cTRSKwvvVE&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4cTRSKwvvVE&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson says he is against Prop 8, which should help with the state&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;amp;source=web&amp;amp;ct=res&amp;amp;cd=1&amp;amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Feonline%2F20081027%2Fen_movies_eo%2F65755&amp;amp;ei=N14HSZLyII32ugXRqpmoBA&amp;amp;usg=AFQjCNHs8-gvhgm8PBGyeCs1L3NlHOIkkg&amp;amp;sig2=GXD1c1wTDDJ92FU3KIJDlg" target="_blank"&gt;African-American vote&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;And two elderly gay men were&lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/10/elderly-gay-couple-murdered-in-home-365-gay-news?fromrss=1"&gt; murdered &lt;/a&gt;in their Indianapolis home. Friends say both were targeted for months-- their power lines were cut and homophobic graffiti was found on the property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=141038" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage/default.aspx">gay marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/church/default.aspx">church</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/england/default.aspx">england</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arrested/default.aspx">arrested</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/this+week+in+gayness/default.aspx">this week in gayness</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gayness/default.aspx">gayness</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+rights/default.aspx">gay rights</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/anti-gay/default.aspx">anti-gay</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/samuel+l.+jackson/default.aspx">samuel l. jackson</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Which Power Ranger Is Guilty of Murder?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/sloppy-seconds-which-power-ranger-is-guilty-of-a-triple-murder.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:54:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:138716</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=138716</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/sloppy-seconds-which-power-ranger-is-guilty-of-a-triple-murder.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/power.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/power.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feeling like you want to do something about Proposition 8 but aren&amp;#39;t a card carrying Calinfornia voter or don&amp;#39;t have a million dollars to give? Check out 8 Against 8, a group of eight lesbian bloggers who have launched an eight-day collaborative fundraising drive to help defeat the proposition that, if approved, would overturn the ruling that allows gay marraige in California. [&lt;a href="http://8against8.com" target="_blank"&gt;8 Against 8&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What would happen if John McCain hired Wes Anderson to make his ads? [&lt;a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5065" target="_blank"&gt;FilmDrunk&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Any idea who Anne Hathaway&amp;#39;s sexy new mystery man is? [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20234726,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh that Jewel. Now that she&amp;#39;s a country star she&amp;#39;s such a prankster. She had her tour mate Brad Paisley (who&amp;#39;s never done anything wrong in his life, apparently) arrested at an airport. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/brad-paisley-arrested-early-tuesday-morning-in-nashville" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reporter Judith Miller (of going to jail/Valerie Plame fame) has joined the Fox News channel as a contributor. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081020/tv_nm/us_miller" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And one of the Power Rangers is guilty of one of the most horrific homicides we&amp;#39;ve heard about in years. Three homicides, in fact. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20234728,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=138716" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/new+york+times/default.aspx">new york times</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wes+anderson/default.aspx">wes anderson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fox+news/default.aspx">fox news</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boyfriends/default.aspx">boyfriends</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+marriage+ban/default.aspx">gay marriage ban</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/anne+hathaway/default.aspx">anne hathaway</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/john+mccain+has+skin+cancer/default.aspx">john mccain has skin cancer</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/8+against+8/default.aspx">8 against 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/valerie+plame/default.aspx">valerie plame</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/judith+miller/default.aspx">judith miller</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brad+paisley/default.aspx">brad paisley</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jewle/default.aspx">jewle</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jewel/default.aspx">jewel</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Where Joe Biden Stands on Prop8</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/20/sloppy-seconds-where-joe-biden-stands-on-prop8.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:22:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:138399</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=138399</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/20/sloppy-seconds-where-joe-biden-stands-on-prop8.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/IMG_1380.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/IMG_1380.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Attention &lt;i&gt;Mad Men&lt;/i&gt; fans, the show has been renewed for a third season. [&lt;a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/mad-men-third-season-amc-renewed.php" target="_blank"&gt;Radar&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lil&amp;#39; Wayne is expecting an even lil&amp;#39;er Wayne in just a couple of days. [&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1597409/20081018/lil_wayne.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank"&gt;MTV&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Maybe it&amp;#39;s just the hair in this picture (and the bad facial hair and hats in other pictures) but are we the only ones who think Brad Pitt is not getting better with age? [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20234508,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Scarlett Johnansson will host the 15th Annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert on December 11 in Oslo, Norway. Set to appear are Diana Ross and Feist. [&lt;a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/58584/scarlett-to-host-nobel-bash/" target="_blank"&gt;Faded Youth&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Apparently Sarah Silverman is not so popular in the U.K. [&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7680076.stm" target="_blank"&gt;BBC&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Our Internet was out for most of the day, so we watched a lot of television and we heard it with our own ears: Joe Biden said he&amp;#39;d vote &amp;quot;No&amp;quot; on Proposition 8 if he lived in California. So, just because he may think personally that a marriage should be between a man and a woman, he doesn&amp;#39;t want to inflict that on other people. And we can at least live with that, we guess. Also, we&amp;#39;re pretty sure he kissed Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the lips.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/09/brad-pitt-not-as-hot-as-he-used-to-be-american-idol-fight-club.aspx"&gt;Is it me, or is Brad Pitt not as hot as he used to be?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="BlogPostHeader"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/17/sloppy-seconds-colin-powell-to-endorse-barack-obama.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Has Colin Powell Finally Made Up His Mind?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/26/video-of-the-day-sarah-silverman-the-great-schlep-jews-barack-obama.aspx"&gt;Video of the Day: Sarah Silverman Would Like You to Schlep Your Jew Ass To Florida and Save the F*cking World Already&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://blog.4president.org/2008/WindowsLiveWriter/IMG_1380.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=138399" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/babies/default.aspx">babies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mad+men/default.aspx">mad men</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+UK/default.aspx">the UK</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brad+pitt/default.aspx">brad pitt</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scarlett+johansson/default.aspx">scarlett johansson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sarah+silverman/default.aspx">sarah silverman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lil+wayne/default.aspx">lil wayne</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ellen+degeneres/default.aspx">ellen degeneres</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/joe+biden/default.aspx">joe biden</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/feist/default.aspx">feist</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nobel+peace+prize+dinner/default.aspx">nobel peace prize dinner</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/julia+louis+dreyfus/default.aspx">julia louis dreyfus</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nobel+prize/default.aspx">nobel prize</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/joan+holloway/default.aspx">joan holloway</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/diana+ross/default.aspx">diana ross</category></item><item><title>Video of the Day: Vote No on Prop 8</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/20/video-of-the-day-vote-no-on-prop-8.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:137761</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=137761</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/20/video-of-the-day-vote-no-on-prop-8.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b9T7ux8M4Go&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b9T7ux8M4Go&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Okay, we think it finally makes sense now... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Part 2, &amp;quot;And She&amp;#39;s the California Constitution&amp;quot; after the jump. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yU4udzEbcdQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yU4udzEbcdQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.noonprop8.com/%20" target="_blank"&gt;noonprop8.com&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/06/this-week-in-gayness-sean-penn-s-next-movie.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Sean Penn&amp;#39;s Next Movie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/17/sloppy-seconds-colin-powell-to-endorse-barack-obama.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Has Colin Powell Finally Made Up His Mind?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 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Is that, like, the equivalent of sleeping with his best friend? [&lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/movies/17filt.html?8dpc" target="_blank"&gt;NYT&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The lead singer of the Four Tops, Levi Stubbs, is dead at 72. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081017/ap_en_mu/obit_stubbs;_ylt=AowVlf38jVaBahtm.5c0sKtxFb8C" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We imagine this guy will vote against the McCain/Palin ticket after Sarah Palin tried to take away his skate park. [&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1597276/20081016/index.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank"&gt;MTV&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Joe Biden will appear on Ellen Degeneres&amp;#39; show to talk about his opposition to Proposition 8. But proposition 8 will overturn California&amp;#39;s law that overturned the ban on gay marriage, right?. So... he supports gay marriage? We think. We&amp;#39;re so confused by all of this. [&lt;a href="http://www.queerty.com/biden-comes-out-against-prop-8-20081017/" target="_blank"&gt;Queerty&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;What we wouldn&amp;#39;t give to see Kathy Griffin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck duke it out on TV. [&lt;a href="http://defamer.com/5064735/kathy-griffin-on-elisabeth-hasselbeck-she-is-a-fucking-survivor-reject" target="_blank"&gt;Defamer&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Could it be that Colin Powell is about to come out in support of Obama?
And if our mom says she&amp;#39;d vote for Powell and not Obama, will this
change her mind? Here&amp;#39;s hoping! [&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/10/17/2008-10-17_signs_that_republican_colin_powell_will_.html" target="_blank"&gt;NYDN&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/27/colin-powell-to-back-obama.aspx"&gt;Colin Powell To Back Obama?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/14/while-you-were-sleeping-colin-powell-to-endorse.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Colin Powell To Endorse?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/16/colin-powell-shakes-that-ass-in-london.aspx"&gt;Colin Powell Shakes That Ass in London&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=137537" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+view/default.aspx">the view</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/john+McCain/default.aspx">john McCain</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/madonna/default.aspx">madonna</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/kathy+griffin/default.aspx">kathy griffin</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/elisabeth+hasselbeck/default.aspx">elisabeth hasselbeck</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Guy+Ritchie/default.aspx">Guy Ritchie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ellen+degeneres/default.aspx">ellen degeneres</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/joe+biden/default.aspx">joe biden</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/colin+powell/default.aspx">colin powell</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sarah+palin/default.aspx">sarah palin</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/levi+stubbs/default.aspx">levi stubbs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prop+8/default.aspx">prop 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gary+marriage/default.aspx">gary marriage</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/proposition+8/default.aspx">proposition 8</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+four+tops/default.aspx">the four tops</category></item></channel></rss>