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Meanwhile, Back at the Nude Dude Ranch...

Colleen Kane — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Tim Clement is a 50-year-old lottery winner with a dream. He just wants to run a nude dude ranch on his secluded property. Is that so wrong? Yes, according to local policy in Brooksville, Florida.

After winning $3.3 million in the lottery in 2004, Clement was frequently hit up for money, even by people he didn't know. He closed down the day spa where he was a hairdresser and bought the 10-acre property in the woods.

Soon friends were asking when they could visit, and the onetime farm boy cooked up the dude ranch idea.

But he didn't get the right permits. Among other, more minor considerations affecting the operation of the ranch, the county forbids public nudity, even though neighboring Pasco county has several nudist properties.

"God blessed me with a gift,'' Clements said. "I just thought that all I wanted to do was have a place to play and I was so far hidden, I didn't even think about it.

"I just thought I was creating a cute little 10-acre dude ranch.''

If the proper paperwork doesn't come through, he might just close the b&b and go back to entertaining personal friends on the property.

However, as the CJ Dude Ranch website cautions, "Everyone must wear pants and boots to ride the horses." Do chaps count as pants?

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Dr. Prissy's Terror on Bird Island

Colleen Kane — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:02:00 GMT

A physician and his family were shocked by what they witnessed on a recent visit to a beach on North Carolina's Bird Island.

The horrific sight that greeted them was...NUDE SUNBATHERS!

Yep, this is one of those "prude gets offended, as prudes are wont to do, and tries to ruin something for everyone else" posts.

But in this case, the offended guy is getting his way.

Technically, public nudity is banned on this island, located close to Sunset Beach, although Bird Island has been known as an unofficial nude beach for some time. After the physician's family got their eyeful, he complained to law enforcement, who said there was nothing they could do. That wasn't good enough, so the doctor then emailed county commissioners, who discovered the beach isn't registered as a nude beach. Now, following a meeting about the matter, a sign will go up forbidding nudity on the beach.

Or, the doctor could have just chosen a different beach. What creeps us out is the fact that the man who complained is a physician. This guy is a doctor and he's that uncomfortable with the naked human form?

We'd like to file a complaint about him.

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Introducing the Australian Sex Party...

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:28:00 GMT

In response to "moral campaigners and prudish politicians," Australia's open-minded citizens have decided to strike back.

On Thursday, the Great Down Under will announce the only political news worth reporting on: the launch of the fortunately-named Australian Sex Party. And no, it's not that key-exchange game your Mom told you about.

Party convenor Fiona Patten, who is head of the national adult retail and entertainment lobby group the Eros Association, said the trigger had been the government's decision to place a mandatory filter on the Internet.
Under the plan, designed to shield children from online porn and violence, Internet service providers will have to filter out pornography and other material deemed inappropriate in their feeds to houses and schools.
Users wanting access to uncensored material would have to opt out of the service, the government said when it announced the plan in January.
Patten was scathing of the move, which she said would damage the porn industry, arguing that material that was deemed acceptable 20 years ago would now be banned.

Oh no, no the porn industry! Remember, folks, if you ban any form of pornography, you are only helping its sales numbers worldwide. Meanwhile, if you want to get in on the Australian Sex Party, you have until Thursday morning to arrive in Melbourne for the press conference and the cocktails and orgy that will surely follow...

Via the AFP.

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Cheerleaders "Streak" High School Football Game

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:08:00 GMT

We put streaking in quotes in our headline because the girls in this video are not actually naked-- they are about as naked as we feel comfortable with and can legally get away posting images of. Does that make sense?

Never mind, you'll just have to see for yourself...

Warning: this video appears to have been filmed by someone who has never operated a video camera before. You'll see what we mean:

Well, at least the beginning is all watchable. And hell, the story ain't bad, either:

Video footage obtained by CBC News shows a dozen South Delta students wearing very little run across the field and spray silly string on the opposing team during half time.

Johnson said he warned students last month not to streak at this year's final game of the season but was, obviously, ignored. Many parents and children left the game in disgust after the prank, he said.

"Our position is one that we don't celebrate this. We don't find it funny," he said.

The girls, calling what they did a "harmless prank," said streaking is a tradition at their school.

"It's just kind of like a fun [graduation] prank for our year, and it's been going on for a couple of years now," said one of the girls, who wanted to be identified only as Rochelle. "It was pretty much out of fun."

"I get older... Canadian high school girls stay the saaamme age..."

Seriously, it would be one thing if these girls were naked and molesting people, but other than that, these parents need to take a step and remember a time when they still had a pulse.

Here's a last parting shot-- a still frame from the video, about the only way you're ever going to be able to figure out what's going on in it:

Via CBC.

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Emily Farris — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:12:00 GMT

We were always surprised at how easily a whole town of dorky parents turned into swingers in that movie "The Ice Storm," but apparently that's because we're prudes -- "we" being Generation X (and we, being "I", being 25, didn't even know we qualified as Generation X). According to this article, people born between 1965 and 1985 have significantly fewer sexual partners than those who came before and after us. And we're the "least industrious lovers." Is this why dudes run the other way after we pull out The Shocker?