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South African Lovers Pick The Wrong Place To Have Sex

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:49:00 GMT

Everyone remembers the classic sex scene on the train in Risky Business. This South African couple may have seen the movie and misunderstood the actual location of the screen couple in relation to their train...

Details have begun to emerge from South African newspapers about a deceased couple, alleged prostitute Sibongile Radebe and her john, Mduduzi Michael Bandezi. (The rundown: the lovers were having sex on the train tracks by an abandoned railroad station when a train came along. The driver claims to have alerted the couple via the ol' whistle method, at least several times, but they were so into it, they either didn't hear him or didn't care.)

Bandezi died at the scene... he was wearing a condom, thankfully... while Radebe made it to the hospital, where she passed on.

The weirdest part of this entire story? This is apparently the local hotspot for sex with prostitutes: the cops found an undetermined amount of of condoms and their wrappers scattered all over the station.

Read the initial story here.

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Rebecca De Mornay on Probabtion for Drunk Driving

Emily Farris — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Rebecca De Mornay was sentenced to three years probation on a drunk driving charge yesterday. She should have just taken the subway. Even if she was in L.A. Rebecca De Mornay plus the subway equals all good.

Celebrity Crime Round-Up: Mischa Barton, Rebecca De Mornay and Amy Winehouse

Emily Farris — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Mischa Barton was arrested Thursday morning for maybe, possibly driving drunk and/or having marijuana on her person. [Yahoo!]

Rebecaa De Mornay: in trouble yet again, still OK in our eyes. But only because of that subway sex scene in Risky Business. Not that we condone drunk driving (we don't) we'll just never get over that particular moment. Ever. [Yahoo!]

Oh, Amy Winehouse. She's been summoned to appear in a Norwegian court on charges of marijuana possession. Blah, blah. Drugs, beehive, drugs, blah, blah. [MTV News]