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PC World Picks The 11 Worst Blogs

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:19:00 GMT

Strangely enough, there are no LOLCat-related sites on this list... although we'd certainly nominate them.

Bad Hair Day. Seriously, this one's so boring we won't even trouble you with an analysis.

The Michael Sandecki blog. It seems the answer to every "Who the hell is ____?" question we ask these days can be answered with "American Idol."

The Pepsi-KFC Blog. What ever do they talk about? Whatever it is, it's not interesting enough to research further.

The Adventures of Pat O'Neil. Despite the fact that we are bloggers, we were unaware that fictional historical characters have absurdist blogs.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Jack in the Box has a fucking MySpace blog.

Paris Hilton: A Paris Hilton Fan Blog, which was probably created by Paris Hilton or one of her BFF fembots.

Kim Kardashian's blog, which is somehow more pathetic than any fan blog about Kim Kardashian.

Rosie O'Donnell's blog, which is somehow more pathetic than Kim Kardashian's blog. Ouch.

CheckOut, which is really a big ad for Wal-Mart, according to PC World.

And the winner is... The Dullest Blog in the World. No comment.

Via MSNBC.

Scanner Roundtable: The Worst Sex You Ever Had

Emily Farris — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Without being so graphic as to be shot down by our commenter SPAM filter, we want to know about the worst sex you ever had.

This Week in Gayness: American Idol Is Queer

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:40:00 GMT

THIS WEEK IN GAYNESS

March 6, 2008:

The gay penguins book is back on elementary school bookshelves.

Soap opera fans are apparently so into gayness they'll raise a whole heap of stink when they don't see more of it.

"Do me a favor," coos Buffy the Vampire Slayer to her naked lover in a new comic, "Don't mention this to anyone." Scanner Bryan has more.

NASCAR is picking up some non-straight white male supporters, thanks in part to star driver Evan Darling. Seriously-- a gay man named Evan Darling? We didn't see his "coming out" coming, did we?

Great Britain is withdrawing three specific gay porn titles after questions were raised about the risks of unprotected sex. Jeez-- welcome to the 1980s, slowpokes.

Canada and the UK want to bump off homosexuals by deporting them to awful places like Iran, Malaysia, and Kansas City.

Canada is sure to welcome this tour: Cyndi Lauper, the B-52's and... Rosie O'Donnell?

Is America ready for a gay "American Idol"? Apparently, America has forgotten everything it never knew for sure about Clay Aiken.

As promised, the scary-ass video about the 2nd Amendment. It's by open-minded, Jesus-loving, open-armed, sweethearted gay bashers:

Who's Your Money On?: Rosie O'Donnell vs. Hulk Hogan

Emily Farris — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT

We're not even going to ask "who would you rather?" That would be wrong. In so many, many ways. But TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan wants to throw down with Rosie O'Donnell in the new "American Gladiators." We think she should do it. This would most certainly make up for her performance in the Worst Love Scene Ever.

[TMZ: Hulk Wants to Pummel Rosie...and Not in a Good Way]

Rosie O'Donnell Tops Maxim's Worst Sex Scenes Ever

Emily Farris — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:01:00 GMT

We tried to block the memory of the episode of Nip/Tuck where Christian had to screw Rosie O'Donnell's character, Dawn Budge. She just wouldn't stop talking and it made us really uncomfortable and we just wanted it to be over. Apparently so did the guys at Maxim who named it the Worst Love Scene Ever.

Full list after the jump.

1. Nip/Tuck - Julian McMahon and Rosie O’Donnell
2. Crash - James Spader and Rosanna Arquette
3. National Lampoon’s Van Wilder - Ryan Reynolds and Cynthia Fancher
4. Gigli - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
6. Kingpin - Woody Harrelson and Lin Shaye
6. The Shininh - Jack Nicholson and Billie Gibson
7. The Cooler - William H. Macy and Maria Bello
8. Casino - Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone