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SATC Penis Guy's Wife Loves His Sexy Dancing

Emily Farris — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:33:00 GMT

This is Gilles Marini. Like us, you may not recognize the name Gilles Marini. In fact, you might not even recognize his face. But if you saw the Sex and the City movie you probably caught a glimpse of his sizable schlong. Or if you (unlike Scanner Brian) have been watching Dancing with the Stars, you might also have seen his junk—through his dance pants, of course. And you know what? Keep looking. Look all you want. Because his wife doesn't give a fuuuuck. In fact, she's not even worried that his partner is Cheryl Burke, who was rumored* to have been sleeping with her DWTS Season One partner, Drew Lachey. So, why is Marini's wife Carole so comfortable with her husband getting other women all hot and bothered?

Because “she’s French,” said Marini. “The more sexy it is [on the show] the better it is for her. Tonight she told me, ‘I saw that shaking booty stuff, you’re going to have to show it to me [at home].”

“Imagine if you do that job and you have a wife in the house or a husband in the house who is very kind of jealous and possessive, things would collapse,” he said in an interview with the website jenandbarbmomlife.com. “If I don’t have my wife at my side I have nothing. And so she is there pushing me and always kissing me and saying, ‘I am so proud of you.’”

Apparently, she pushes real good. The couple have been married for eleven years and have two children together.

[People: Gilles Marini Says Wife Loves His Sexy Dancing]

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*We are not trying to perpetuate this rumor, only acknowlede its existence.

Rumormongering: Rihanna Gave Chris Brown Herpes

Emily Farris — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:55:00 GMT

The drama surrounding Chris Brown and Rihanna continues. Amid reports that the on-again, off-again couple is taking a much-needed break, we hear that Brown had a "reason" to beat the hell out of his girlfriend—bitch gave him herpes! Or so says a "source close to Brown." A reason to break up with someone? Sure. Beat that person up? Hell no. Of course, tthe story gets better. Because if Rihanna gave Brown The Herp, who gave it to her?

Why, none other than Jay-Z!

This story is, of course, getting more ridiculous by the day. Next thing you know Beyonce and Rihanna are going to come forward with their lesbian love affair and Brown is going to turn up preggers on the Oprah show.

[The Inquisitr: Rihanna gave Chris Brown Herpes?]

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Rumormongering: Rihanna May Not Have Been the Only One Chris Brown Beat Up

This Whole Chris Brown and Rihanna Story Is Getting Sicker By The Day

Sloppy Seconds: What Will Rihanna Say to Chris Brown?

While You Were Sleeping: The Rihanna Nightmare Continues

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Rumormongering: Rihanna May Not Have Been the Only One Chris Brown Beat Up

Emily Farris — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:23:00 GMT

Just in time for people to stop talking so much about the Rihanna-Chris Brown "incident" word is slowly spreading around the Interwebs that when Brown was (allegedly) beating his girlfriend, he may have also been harming the couple's unborn child.

Apparently, earlier this week Rihanna visisted a gynecologist at Ceadars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles only days before she was assaulted.

“She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an eyewitness at the doctor’s office told Star Magazine*.

An insider said that Rihanna was scared of how Brown would react to the news. “She was scared he would react badly,” said the source.

Rihanna is reported to have told friends after the beating: “All I could think was, ‘Oh, my God, I could lose the baby!’”

Sure, maybe she's pregnant. Or maybe she found out her BF gave her some STD and he got angry when she confronted him and proceeded to beat the shit out of her?

[Inquisitr: New Rihanna Pregnant Rumors]

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Kanye Porn Update

Colleen Kane — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:40:00 GMT

The Internets were abuzz with news that quoted Kanye West as ready, willing, and able to totally do pornos, even bixesual porn.

False! At least that's what Kanye's saying now....

Kanye writes on his blog:

YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST

This quote didn't get cut off, that's the end of that thought, Kanye then goes on in all caps to talk about various other subjects. I don't know, this so-called authentic Kanye blog seems more dubious to me than the news that he would do porn. Maybe he should let his assistant type out his thoughts.

Oh wait, then he gets back on topic:

PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS.... SIDEBAR... NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS... LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!

Nuff said indeed.

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This Week In Gayness: Gay Leader Assassinated

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Amazingly, Google (as a corporate megapower) is stepping into the debate over gay marriage: they claim they will do everything they possibly can to insure it stays legal in California.

Almost ten years to the day of his death, the Matthew Shepard memorial has been publicly unveiled at the murder victim's former university.

A teenage boy upset that his friend was apparently spreading rumors of his gayness has confessed to the murder of said friend.

The Orlando Fox affiliate first claimed it would film at Come Out With Pride 2008, now they're acting all Fox News and turning their backs on the community...

The trans Top Model continues to raise positive interest in this so-called "alternative lifestyle."

A Lowell, Massachusetts man is guilty of beating another man for being gay.

A 27-year-old university student in Bagdhad, who was leading the LGBT movement there, was assassinated while getting a haircut:

He was one of the organisers of safe houses for gay men in Baghdad and was co-ordinator of Iraqi LGBT in the city.

Peter Tatchell of LGBT human rights group OutRage! said:

"On 25th September, I received the sad news from Iraq that the coordinator of Iraqi LGBT in Baghdad, Bashar, aged 27, a university student, was assassinated in a barber shop.

Trying to end on an upnote for a change... the South African health minister, who thought it was wise to suggest vitamins over drugs for HIV patients, has been removed from office, thanks to AIDS and/or LGBT activists.

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Rumor Mongering: The Palin Kids

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Now, we're not ones to start rumors, or spread them. Nor do we believe in picking on the innocent children of politicians we despise.

Okay, lies! If there is a Hell, we are most certainly going. In a hand basket. However, we were specifically asked to spread this rumor, so here goes...

Hi,
With Palin involved, it's hard not to want to spread rumors [Ed note: true dat!]. Here's a note from a friend who is a major producer at [redacted] & is working on an hour segment on Palin for this [redacted] on [redacted].

"here's two little good gossip nuggets we can't confirm but think are true:

Bristol pregnancy is her second time around... (so much for that abstinance [sic] plan, eh?)

Track busted a few years ago for cutting brakes on a SCHOOL bus had to choose jail or enlisting- judge ultimatum- now all records sealed. YOWSA! "

If you can't help forwarding this, I understand!

And that is all. And we fully admit if these were children of Democrats we liked, we probably wouldn't be so excited to share this. At least we're not pretending to be impartial, right? There's definitely a warm spot in Hell waiting for us.

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More Fun With Photoshop: McCain-Palin Beauties

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:14:00 GMT

We imagine that Rosie the Riveter (or Geraldine Boyle, the Michigan factory worker upon who Rosie was based) would probably not be so pleased that her image is being used to promote Sarah Palin, who many say is a woman not for women (and we sadly have to agree). As the ladies at Jezebel pointed out, it is nice to see her photoshopped into something other than a bikini, but to make us feel a little better about all of the undeniably sexist photoshopping gracing the blogosphere these days, we give you this user-submitted photo of John McCain.

[Deep Glamour: More Sarah Palin Photoshop Fun: Poster Repurpose]

[Jezebel: Palin Supporters Ask Area Teen To Help "Make A Photoshop"]

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Top 5 Rumors We'd Like to Start About Sarah Palin... But Won't

Emily Farris — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:58:00 GMT

After all the Sarah Palin rumor mongering that swept the blogosphere—and then the mainstream media—in the last week, we got a little scared by how easy it would be to start a rumor when one has a blog with a decent readership. Then we got a little excited by the idea. We were turned on by the power. But then we realized it would be wrong. Okay, we always knew it was wrong, but we realized we could get in trouble. In the end, though, making up rumors about someone we don't like is just too much fun to pass up. But it's wrong. So instead of starting rumors about Sarah Palin, we'll just tell you the rumors we thought about starting.

Ladies and gentleman, here you have it: the top 5 completely untrue (to our knowledge), absolutely false rumors we would make up about about GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin, but won't.

5. When the McCain camp got in touch with Palin about the vice-presidency, they told her she'd have to get rid of her Hummer. She was super upset, she said, because she felt like it was the only place she could get some alone time on her way to and from work and Wal-Mart.

4. Sarah married Todd Palin because she was pregnant with Track (okay, this one might actually be true, but we have no proof).

3. Sarah has a tattoo of Alaska right where her ass meets her back, on the left side.

2. Sarah once made out with Anne Heche while Heche was in town filming "Men in Trees." Palin later wrote Heche an email telling her how much she liked it.*

1. The media has it all backwards. Trig isn't the son of Bristol, he is Sarah's baby. But he is the son of Levi Johnston (Bristol's boyfriend). Sarah has been having an affair with Johnston since he was 13. Palin became pregnant with Johnston's child in the summer of 2006, but aborted it in the first trimester. When she got pregnant again, she felt too guilty to abort, especially considering it was conceived in her favorite place ever: her Hummer. Eventually, Johnston fell in love with Bristol and Sarah thought it would be a good idea to let the two date. Johnston claims he was always in love with Bristol and that Sarah Palin seduced him (against his will) one summer; Sarah claims otherwise.

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*This one's for you, Baron von Monkeychow.

Ashlee and Pete Finally Come Clean on Pregnancy Rumors

Emily Farris — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:13:00 GMT

So... is she or isn't she?

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," they wrote on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com. "This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Congrats, kids. How much liquor and tuna fish did you have to give Jess when you broke the news to her?

More on Ashlee Wentz this afternoon... Stay tuned.

[Us: Ashlee and Pete Wentz confirm pregnancy]

"Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie" Still Happily Married, Says Madonna's Publicist

Bryan Christian — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:46:00 GMT

.... which, you know, being the close news readers that we are, makes us wonder: is there some sort of technicality at play here? Like, maybe "Mrs. Guy Ritchie" is happy and married, but "Lady Madonna" is growing tired of being around Justin Timberlake's top shelf all day and not being able to sample the goods? Oh, who are we kidding... Madonna will be able to fuck anyone she wants when she's a disembodied Futurama head. At any rate, here's the original Daily Mail article questioning the sitch, and here's a People article with Madonna's people's response. Hey, does Guy Ritchie have people? A person?

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Rumor Mongering: Did Justin Timberlake Impregnate Kate Hudson?

Emily Farris — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Before you say anything, we need to get a few things straight. 1. We're not even sure Kate Hudson is pregnant. 2. Isn't Justin Timberlake dating Jessica Biel? But while our rumor-mongering big little sister FameCrawler is speculating that JTimb might have planted his seed in the spawn of Goldie Hawn, we're happy to oblige, or at least get in on the conversation.

According to our sister site, the two were spotted getting cozy at a Hollywood club back in January. Apparently people even saw them kissing. But we've kissed lots of people who haven't impregnated us. Lots. Lots and lots.

What do you think? No way or will we dismiss it now only find out on Baby Hudson's E! True Hollywood Story twenty years from now that it's true?

[FameCrawler: Justin Timberlake Impregnated Kate Hudson?]

John McCain Believed To Have Had An Affair 8 Years Ago

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Wednesday night, the New York Times finally broke the news of John McCain's affair, which it had been sitting on since at least December. Sources close to McCain have basically confirmed the story is true.

Just a few months ago, this "rumor" was believed to have been unsubstantiated, but it appears now that the Times just chickened out after pressure for McCain's attorneys. No one is entirely sure why they chose to run the story now, although it does give plenty of traction to the McCain campaign's new talking point: the New York Times is trying to bring down the Republican nominee, merely a day after he basically ended any discussion of a Huckabee comeback.

From the New York Times story, as it was on the NYT blog last night:

"In interviews ...two former associates said they joined in a series of confrontations with Mr. McCain, warning him that he was risking his campaign and career. Both said Mr. McCain acknowledged behaving inappropriately and pledged to keep his distance from Ms. Iseman. The two associates, who said they had become disillusioned with the senator, spoke independently of each other and provided details that were corroborated by others.

"Separately, a top McCain aide met with Ms. Iseman at Union Station in Washington to ask her to stay away from the senator. John Weaver, a former top strategist and now an informal campaign adviser, said in an e-mail message that he arranged the meeting after 'a discussion among the campaign leadership' about her."

More on this potentially damaging bit of news, which features a photo of the lobbyist (certainly a dead ringer for his wife if there ever was one), click here. For another angle, check out the story that broke the story.

[Photo: Free Republic]

Photoshopped or Not? Britney Spears' Possible Pregnancy Pics

Emily Farris — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:14:00 GMT

The Mirror is speculating that Britney might be pregnant, based on this picture. We're skeptical. It looks a little Photoshopped to us. And even if it's not, maybe she just let her tummy hang out for a minute. Who hasn't had an accidental slip of the gut in front of the camera? Maybe she took off her girldle because she just ate a bacon cheddar burger with fries (extra crispy!) and needed to breathe. Either way, here's to hoping she's not preggers, which is probably the case, because we imagine her body would reject a pregnancy at this point. But, you know, crack whores and people with serious diseases get knocked up, so it's not impossible.

[Mirror.co.uk: Britney Spears pictured looking pregnant as judge refuses child visit]