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Food We'd Like To F*ck: Scanwiches

Ina Maier — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:15:00 GMT

We really love food. Mostly, we like to eat food. But in those miraculous moments when we're not eating, we like to read about food. Or better yet, look at photos. Well, we've got a new favorite site for your food porn fix. Who knew sandwiches could be a work of art?

The guys behind Scanwiches, that's who! They had the genius idea of taking their lunchtime meals, and squashing them onto a scanner...or something. We can't quite figure out how they do it, but it's sure fun to look at! Here are our favorites.

Because, hello, it's lobster!

Ed’s Lobster Bar: Lobster Roll, on toasted bread

Because who knew messy could be so delicious?

Katz Deli: Lox, Cream Cheese, Tomato, on an everything bagel

And, lastly, because who knew a breakfast sandwich could be so depressing?

Grocery Deli-Pizza: Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on a roll

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Skinny Dip Sandwich Free To All Plungers

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Three hungry people are in trouble with John Q. Law after taking a nude dive for a free "Skinny Dip Sandwich" outside the Greenville, Maine's Black Frog Restaurant...

Our first thoughts: They should probably call it the Jerk Chicken or the Pulled Pork Sandwich and include a Matzoh Ball soup...

Last weekend, three amigos in their 20s and 30s, two males and a female, in fact, entered the Black Frog and asked proprietor Leigh Turner if they could have the free Skinny Dip Sandwich. Turner told them, "Sure, just let me check with the 40 or 50 diners..."

Remarkably, they all said yes...

Of course, that never stopped party poopers like the Greenville Police, led by crusading Chief Scott MacMaster[bater!], who is making sure the trio get a court date next month. He said a lone family that just happened to be standing right right there

was offended and contacted police.

Whiners. They remind us of the one woman in Michigan or someplace who represented most of the complaints that led to all of Howard Stern's million-dollar fines. Hey Puritans-- suck on this NSFW!

...NSFW penises ahead!

Via WMTV.

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Scanner Highs and Lows: Michael McDonald Still Hasn't Called

Emily Farris — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Damn, this was a busy week. We fell in and out of love, we traveled, we encountered racism, and as always, we saw some boobs. Oh, and story of our lives: he never called.

Highs:

Susan Sarandon's boobs.

A sandwich that we want to make love to (even if we might throw up a little after).

You can now get a double dildo in Texas!

If you like "The Wire," you'll love "Wire You Laughing?"

Coolio has a cooking show and we want in on that shit.

Michael Musto does Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe... a little better, if you ask us.

A pro-Barack Obama video not made by Will.I.Am.

Ellen Page might have come out on Saturday Night Live. Or maybe not.

Lows:

As much as we'd like to think otherwise, we learned that Kansas City—Scanner Emily's hometown, which is in Missouri—is still a little racist.

Women running in high heels to prove that "shopping is a sport."

At least we get something out of bad movies: great reviews.

We're not sure if this is actually a good or bad thing, but Italian men are being fined for grabbing their crotches in public.

Outer Space can suck it. So there.

Can we just wrap-up this Democratic primary already?

Michael McDonald never called Scanner Emily. We're still waiting!

We learned that Hooters will survive the apocalypse.

Today in Sandwich Porn: The Lady's Brunch Burger

Emily Farris — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Paula Deen's Lady Brunch Burger: a beef patty, two slices of bacon and a fried egg between two glazed donuts. We pretty much want to make love to this sandwich, rub it all over ourselves, then eat it off of our own bodies—all while somehow maintaining its structural integrity. But maybe that's just us?

This sandwich, however, evokes the opposite reaction.

Ladies and gentlemen, the White Castle Surf & Turf:

[Food Network: The Lady's Brunch Burger]

(Thanks to Jeff for the photo of the Surf & Turf!)