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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : sasha grey</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: sasha grey</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson Is In Trouble Now</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/11/while-you-were-sleeping-mel-gibson-is-in-trouble-now.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203363</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203363</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/11/while-you-were-sleeping-mel-gibson-is-in-trouble-now.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/sasha.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/sasha.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;
Everyone&amp;#39;s saying Obama brought down the house at the &amp;quot;nerd prom,&amp;quot; aka
the White House Correspondents Dinner, but really, it was &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m2ubJYJXUo"&gt;Wanda Sykes&lt;/a&gt;
who killed. She even landed good terrorism and abstinence jokes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ashton Kutcher got &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05102009/gossip/pagesix/prank_victim_168535.htm"&gt;punk&amp;#39;d&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Star Trek&lt;/i&gt; shocked the movie industry by grossing over &lt;a href="http://rss.cnn.com/%7Er/rss/cnn_topstories/%7E3/1Pwft7Rtmyc/index.html"&gt;$72 million&lt;/a&gt; in its opening weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Justin Timberlake &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/jezebel/full/%7E3/t9ne2FZpf6o/can-justin-timberlake-get-snl-back-on-track"&gt;brought it back&lt;/a&gt; to SNL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It costs two cents more to &lt;a href="http://rss.cnn.com/%7Er/rss/cnn_topstories/%7E3/jpq8mAg7Do0/index.html"&gt;mail a letter&lt;/a&gt; now, as if you still mail letters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mel Gibson may have&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5246290/mels-mistress-is-reportedly-pregnant-winslet-sues-paper-for-libel"&gt; impregnated his mistress&lt;/a&gt;. Yes, the guy who directed &lt;i&gt;The Passion of the Christ&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/LnJb94F-mvE/when-does-a-text-message-cost-you-96-million"&gt;9.6 million dollar&lt;/a&gt; text message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Eminem has gone to war against... &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1611007/20090509/eminem.jhtml?rsspartner=rssFeedfetcherGoogle"&gt;Mariah Carey&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Steven Soderbergh and Sasha Grey are on tour promoting their movie and are constantly having to &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05102009/gossip/pagesix/calling_all_call_girls_______168532.htm"&gt;defend porn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;








&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=203363" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn/default.aspx">porn</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/star+trek/default.aspx">star trek</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ashton+kutcher/default.aspx">ashton kutcher</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/comedians/default.aspx">comedians</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/SNL/default.aspx">SNL</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/justin+timberlake/default.aspx">justin timberlake</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boston/default.aspx">boston</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/punk_2700_d/default.aspx">punk'd</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mistress/default.aspx">mistress</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mel+gibson/default.aspx">mel gibson</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eminem/default.aspx">eminem</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/while+you+were+sleeping/default.aspx">while you were sleeping</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mariah+carey/default.aspx">mariah carey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/letters/default.aspx">letters</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wanda+sykes/default.aspx">wanda sykes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/catholic/default.aspx">catholic</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/text+message/default.aspx">text message</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/president+obama/default.aspx">president obama</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Steven+Soderbergh/default.aspx">Steven Soderbergh</category></item><item><title>These Claire Danes Nipple Slips Make Up For A Lack of Quality Nipple Slips This Week</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/08/these-claire-danes-nipple-slips-make-up-for-a-lack-of-quality-nipple-slips-this-week.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:05:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202902</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202902</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/08/these-claire-danes-nipple-slips-make-up-for-a-lack-of-quality-nipple-slips-this-week.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire%20crop.jpg" border="0" height="421" width="427" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We read you loud and clear-- you couldn&amp;#39;t find Goldie Hawn&amp;#39;s nipples in close up. Hell, you didn&amp;#39;t see Sasha Grey&amp;#39;s boobs in two posts with her nipples in them. Obviously, someone is using Netscape Navigator or some other image-blurring browser that hates Scanner and boobs.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Thankfully, Claire Danes stepped up to the plate the other day and delivered a very obvious nipple. And in case you didn&amp;#39;t see that-- she sure as hell didn&amp;#39;t-- we bring you her Greatest Hits... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Remember to click on the photo for a new window/tab, then enlarge by clicking on it... &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And her greatest hits-- two moments from an MTV interview a few years back. Happy now, whiners?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/claire2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/claire2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/claire3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/goldie-hawn-keeps-career-alive-with-a-nipple-slip.aspx"&gt;Goldie Hawn Keeps Career Alive... with a Nipple Slip?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx"&gt;Rolling Stone Somehow Convinces Sasha Grey to-- Gasp-- Pose Nude&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/response-video-to-jizz-in-my-pants-puke-in-my-mouth.aspx"&gt;Ladies&amp;#39; Response to Jizz in My Pants: Puke in My Mouth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/07/while-you-were-sleeping-foxy-brown-joins-the-nipple-slip-parade.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Foxy Brown Joins The Nipple Slip Parade&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/03/happy-national-cleavage-day.aspx"&gt;Happy National Cleavage Day&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202902" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/MTV/default.aspx">MTV</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/celebrities/default.aspx">celebrities</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boobies/default.aspx">boobies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nipple+slip/default.aspx">nipple slip</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/actresses/default.aspx">actresses</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/goldie+hawn/default.aspx">goldie hawn</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nip+slip/default.aspx">nip slip</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fiancee/default.aspx">fiancee</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/claire+danes/default.aspx">claire danes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hugh+dancy/default.aspx">hugh dancy</category></item><item><title>Sasha Grey Sucks Heartily From Publicity's Teat</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/sasha-grey-sucks-heartily-from-publicity-s-teat.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 16:41:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202320</guid><dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202320</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/sasha-grey-sucks-heartily-from-publicity-s-teat.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/sg4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/sg4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/sex-lives-and-videotape.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Girlfriend Experience&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, a &lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt; spread&lt;/a&gt;, and now...a porn producer herself? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://business.avn.com/articles/35219.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;F@&amp;amp;k Junkie&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; is the first title to come out of Grey&amp;#39;s own production company, Grey Art. Did we mention she directs the feature as well? We have to say, Grey&amp;#39;s leveraging her recent alt-stardom to great entrepreneurial heights. If there are still some haters out there questioning Grey&amp;#39;s savvy persona as being more than a glorified gimmick, this should shut them up quickly. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/estrin/the-nerve-interview-sasha-grey-theres-plenty-of-stuff-id-like-to-do-but-wont-because-i-dont-want-to-go-to-jail/"&gt;Nerve Interview: Sasha Grey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx"&gt;Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx"&gt;Rolling Stone Somehow Convinces Sasha Grey to-- Gasp-- Pose Nude&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/media-fawning-all-over-sasha-grey-now-that-they-re-allowed-to.aspx"&gt;Media Fawning All Over Sasha Grey Now That They&amp;#39;re Allowed To&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202320" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Rolling+Stone/default.aspx">Rolling Stone</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/The+Girlfriend+Experience/default.aspx">The Girlfriend Experience</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Grey+Art/default.aspx">Grey Art</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Fuck+Junkie/default.aspx">Fuck Junkie</category></item><item><title>Rolling Stone Somehow Convinces Sasha Grey to-- Gasp-- Pose Nude</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 20:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201952</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201952</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rolling Stone jumped on the Sasha Grey-mainstream-breakout bandwagon this week when it featured the porn star-turned-legit-actress in its most recent issue.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Although Grey is a highly intelligent individual, capable of captivating a reader with her hard-earned wisdom, it&amp;#39;s obvious no one&amp;#39;s buying this magazine, as they say, &amp;quot;for the articles...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In her featured profile, the 21-year-old scream queen (of the other kind) discussed the thing she hates most about her day job:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sasha Grey is the adult industry’s reigning princess of porn, a rock
&amp;amp; roll 21-year-old with an actual mission statement — &lt;b&gt;“Most of the
XXX I see is boring, and does not arouse me physically or visually. I
am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfills everyone’s
fantasies”&lt;/b&gt; — and few taboos.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;“I don’t need to see genitalia up close; I don’t need to see
a dirty yellow couch against a white wall. I want to see something
different, like this is not exciting to me.&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;If you look at me and you think &amp;#39;Here’s a woman who’s intelligent,
cognizant and making her own choices, and you still tell me that what
I’m doing is wrong, screw you, because that should end the debate.&amp;#39;&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The article goes on to mention Grey&amp;#39;s ten years of acting lessons and her interest in breaking into Hollywood-- but not by doing Michael Bay-type Blockbusters. She wants to be an indie darling along the lines of a Parker Posey or Lili Taylor. What do you think? Is it too late to save Sasha or are porn stars the next superstars?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg4.jpg" border="0" height="655" width="420" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;ve
been reading &lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/04/29/sasha-grey-the-dirtiest-girl-in-the-world-the-story-behind-the-story/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; for years and this is the first time we&amp;#39;ve
seen a (celebrity) nipple. Click on the photos for larger images. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h4 class="BlogPostHeader"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx"&gt;Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/estrin/the-nerve-interview-sasha-grey-theres-plenty-of-stuff-id-like-to-do-but-wont-because-i-dont-want-to-go-to-jail/"&gt;Nerve Interview: Sasha Grey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201952" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hollywood/default.aspx">hollywood</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boobies/default.aspx">boobies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Rolling+Stone/default.aspx">Rolling Stone</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sexy+people/default.aspx">sexy people</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/indie+film/default.aspx">indie film</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/adult+films/default.aspx">adult films</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/The+Girlfriend+Experience/default.aspx">The Girlfriend Experience</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/adult+actress/default.aspx">adult actress</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey+naked/default.aspx">sasha grey naked</category></item><item><title>Sex Lives, and Videotape</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/sex-lives-and-videotape.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 17:13:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201051</guid><dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201051</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/sex-lives-and-videotape.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/sasha-grey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/sasha-grey.jpg" style="width:235px;height:361px;" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I was one of the lucky few who managed to finagle a ticket to the Tribeca screening of Steven Soderbergh&amp;#39;s latest &amp;quot;indie&amp;quot; (read: Not &lt;i&gt;Ocean&amp;#39;s 14th&lt;/i&gt;) film last Tuesday night. I was interested in his feature, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Girlfriend Experience&lt;/span&gt;, for two reasons: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1)
It had been getting major hype for including a cast of non-actors save
the lead, Sasha Grey, who is infamous for being perhaps the first
hyper-literate porn star (she once wanted to use
&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0439344/" target="_blank"&gt;Anna Karina&lt;/a&gt; as her stage name), and &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2) Because I hold a deep, somewhat
dubious belief that one day Soderbergh will work through whatever
gender-related issues he started with &lt;i&gt;Sex, Lies and Videotape&lt;/i&gt; and
manage to avoid becoming another Neil Labute (&lt;i&gt;In the Company of Men&lt;/i&gt; to &lt;i&gt;The Wicker Man&lt;/i&gt; in the span of a decade!) lazy misogynist. Boy, was I wrong.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;The movie itself was quite good: A young, chic call-girl and her experiences with different Johns around the city, dutifully chronicled on a blog she keeps in her giant apartment (shared by her live-in boyfriend, a personal trainer who looks exactly like a lost Dillon brother). My problem with the film isn&amp;#39;t the stunt-casting, or the fact that Soderbergh chose Grey for this film because her character is a thinly-veiled allegory for Grey&amp;#39;s public life as a young, chic porn actress. No, the problem with this film is that &lt;b&gt;*spoiler alert*&lt;/b&gt; of course the whore has to fall: There is no way two male writers and a male director could write a script where the call-girl ends up happy with the choices she&amp;#39;s made in life. Even though Grey&amp;#39;s character Chelsea is all business - managing her online image so meticulously that she could be her own hired PR agent - the non-linear narrative sets her up to fail by having her fall in love with one of her hapless clients (a charming screenwriter played by -&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt; d&amp;#39;oi&lt;/span&gt; - the film&amp;#39;s writer David Levien). Levien&amp;#39;s attraction to Grey in the film is based not on her poise, her beauty, or hell, even any of those thoughts that may or may not make up this character&amp;#39;s personality. Instead he becomes interested in her the moment she makes the fatal mistake is letting her guard down and becoming vulnerable enough to open up to a client. This allows Levien to become Chelsea&amp;#39;s knight in shining armor, before (inevitably?) revealing himself to be just as weak and guilty as anyone else who goes looking for sex with a stranger. In total: He is merely human for his error, while she is to be condemned for letting allowing chink in her armor. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So whatever sex worker&amp;#39;s rights or girl-power image this film may have banked on is completely destroyed by the end of the movie: The lady &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;is&lt;/span&gt; the tramp, and she must be punished for her indiscretions. If Soderbergh meant for this film to be, as &lt;a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-04-29/film/soderbergh-s-girlfriend-experience-porn-star-is-a-true-character?src=newsletter" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Village Voice&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; critic J. Hoberman calls &amp;quot;the first to allegorize (a porn star&amp;#39;s) own situation&amp;quot;  then what does that say for Soderbergh&amp;#39;s respect for his leading lady, or in a broader sense, all female sex workers? Not much, as it turns out. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201051" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+worker+awareness/default.aspx">sex worker awareness</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Steven+Soderbergh/default.aspx">Steven Soderbergh</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/The+Girlfriend+Experience/default.aspx">The Girlfriend Experience</category></item><item><title>Media Fawning All Over Sasha Grey Now That They're Allowed To</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/media-fawning-all-over-sasha-grey-now-that-they-re-allowed-to.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195713</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195713</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/media-fawning-all-over-sasha-grey-now-that-they-re-allowed-to.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Sasha Grey&amp;#39;s mainstream breakout role in &lt;i&gt;The Girlfriend Experience&lt;/i&gt;, playing later this month at the Tribeca Film Festival before a wider release in May, is exciting the elitist media on the east coast. They&amp;#39;re all big fans of Grey, which means they&amp;#39;ve been waiting for years to get her (half?) naked for their magazines while interviewing her on their office couch. Thankfully, Grey is too wise and experienced to fall for their tricks... she ends up coming off as a well-adjusted, well, porn star.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In this week&amp;#39;s New York Magazine, Grey talked about playing a Ashley Alexandra Dupre-era prostitute in her first &amp;quot;legitimate&amp;quot; feature film... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;How were you cast?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; One of Soderbergh’s writers,
Brian Koppelman, contacted me through MySpace. I thought it was a joke,
because I get a lot of fake offers on MySpace. Then Steven left me a
voice mail. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  


  

  

  

  



  

  
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What, as they say, was your motivation?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Steven was really secretive about the character, but he wanted me to
bring a natural, uninhibited quality to the film. There’s a lot of
scenes where I’m improvising. I sat at home, writing a lot, figuring
out who she was. I’d take my notes to Steven.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You don’t actually have sex onscreen. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When I had the first meeting I assumed I would be naked and do a sex
scene. Did I think I would do five, like in my adult work? No, but even
up to the point where we were shooting, I thought there was going to be
at least one sex scene.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  


  

  

  

  



  

  
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt; That’s usually the first thing actresses clear up in their contracts.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 
The contract did say that I would be nude. But one of the clauses was [&lt;i&gt;laughing&lt;/i&gt;] “You cannot have [real] sex.” To me, that was a pretty funny legality. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  


  

  

  

  



  

  
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;I imagine you’d never seen that before? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It was pretty weird. But it was great not to have sex—that would have
been too easy. If you want to see me having sex, you can do that! Not
doing it shifts the focus, because a lot of clients are there for more
than the sex.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What’s your plan? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve got to diversify myself. Do I want to be 35, having sex on-camera?
No. I want to be sitting on a fucking porch at my beach house with my
own successful company.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/sasha5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/movies/filmfestivals/tribeca/55986/" target="_blank"&gt;New York Magazine&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/21/from-porn-stars-to-prostitutes-the-latest-ads.aspx"&gt;From Porn Stars To Prostitutes... 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Basically, this would&amp;#39;ve ended the university&amp;#39;s $424 million deal if they were to carry on with this weekend&amp;#39;s screening, which was almost sold out. Of course, Harris didn&amp;#39;t say how he was prove in a court of law that something was &amp;quot;pornography&amp;quot;-- perhaps the &amp;quot;I know it when I see it&amp;quot; argument?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;By the way, the school wasn&amp;#39;t even hosting the event-- the student union was... and they were paying for it through ticket sales... so none of the state funding was even involved. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to the Washington Post, there was an amusing twist in the debate:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;While another senator was pressing Harris about why his amendment did
not apply to double-X or single-X films, Senate President Thomas V.
Mike Miller Jr. (D-Calvert) noticed that a group of third-graders had
arrived to watch the action from the Senate gallery.
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&amp;quot;Can we move to another amendment?&amp;quot; Miller said. And then: &amp;quot;We welcome the students from Plum Point Elementary School.&amp;quot;
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;As debate on the other issue wrapped up, he told the children:
&amp;quot;We&amp;#39;re waiting for you to leave the room. We&amp;#39;ve got to talk about bad
stuff.&amp;quot;
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Later, another senator was citing research that pornography makes
men more angry at women who flirt but refuse to have sex. A group from
Hollywood Elementary School in St. Mary&amp;#39;s County then arrived.&lt;/i&gt; [&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/02/AR2009040203816_2.html?nav=rss_email/components&amp;amp;sid=ST2009040300962" target="_blank"&gt;Washington Post&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Representatives from the University, at that point, announced they were canceling the screening. We want to be mad at them, but pornography is not exactly high on our list of &amp;quot;free speech vehicles to defend to the death...&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;P.S. 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&lt;div&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bigozine2.com/" target="_blank"&gt;One blogger&lt;/a&gt; notes: &amp;quot;Cleaning seems a bit problematic (and questionably hygienic) as
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(This hasn&amp;#39;t been made clear and the site doesn&amp;#39;t yet allow for purchases.)&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;We&amp;#39;ll also satsify your desires [says the girl in the introductory video] with a walk on the wild side: try trannies, midgets, or well-hung shemales!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good luck and please do not let us know how it worked for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.realtouch.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RealTouch&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/16/why-are-playmobil-playsets-so-damned-crazy.aspx"&gt;Why Are Playmobil Playsets So Damned Crazy?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/14/quot-put-down-the-dildo-and-step-away-from-the-dog-quot.aspx"&gt;Woman Attacked With Ghetto-Ass Dildo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx"&gt;Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/nude-american-apparel-ads-aren-t-going-away.aspx"&gt;Nude American Apparel Ads Aren&amp;#39;t Going Away&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=167555" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+toys/default.aspx">sex toys</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wtf/default.aspx">wtf</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+stars/default.aspx">porn stars</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vagina/default.aspx">vagina</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/weird/default.aspx">weird</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+nineties/default.aspx">the nineties</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/virtual+sex/default.aspx">virtual sex</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/virtual+reality/default.aspx">virtual reality</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/1990s/default.aspx">1990s</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/real+touch/default.aspx">real touch</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/realtouch/default.aspx">realtouch</category></item><item><title>Nude American Apparel Ads Aren't Going Away</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/nude-american-apparel-ads-aren-t-going-away.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:03:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:166545</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=166545</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/20/nude-american-apparel-ads-aren-t-going-away.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/unzip%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/unzip%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Just before the new year,&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx" target="_blank"&gt; we reported on the Sasha Grey full frontal&lt;/a&gt; American Apparel ad. Our post ended up being widely circulated, but no one pointed out to us that Sasha was kicking off a campaign of rampant nudity for the clothing manufacturer...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;First, there was the European ad that preceded Sasha&amp;#39;s foray into mainstream advertising, a layout we only just learned of today:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/aa%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/aa%201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the Sasha Grey ad &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;we wrote about previously&lt;/a&gt;, calling it the extreme end of the advertising spectrum, for what else is there for marketing to try? Actual hardcore sex?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg" border="0" height="581" width="226" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And the mysterious new ad. Can anyone tell us who this strangely anonymous lass is?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/unzip.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/unzip.jpg" border="0" height="373" width="559" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/controlpanel/blogs/"&gt;No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/today-in-how-d-that-get-up-there.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Today in &amp;quot;How&amp;#39;d That Get Up There?&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/if-you-re-going-to-give-a-bj-in-public.aspx%20" target="_blank"&gt;If You&amp;#39;re Going to Give A BJ In Public... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx"&gt;Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=166545" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/advertisements/default.aspx">advertisements</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/american+apparel/default.aspx">american apparel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boobies/default.aspx">boobies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/full+frontal+nudity/default.aspx">full frontal nudity</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/clothes/default.aspx">clothes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category></item><item><title>Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:56:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:159626</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=159626</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%204.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%204.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We always wondered when advertisements would feature nothing but naked woman and the name of the product (&amp;quot;Cheerios, brought to you by a naked Heidi Klum in a barren studio.&amp;quot;) We shouldn&amp;#39;t have been surprised to see it happening so soon, and with Sasha Grey and American Apparel the culprits...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above and below photos play in an even-more NSFW version on a blog promoting American Apparel ads. The only indication they are an ad at all (and not a flash version of one of Grey&amp;#39;s pornos) is the American Apparel logo at the end... and the fact that she is wearing yellow socks... in two of the shots...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%203.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%203.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%201%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%201%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://reversecowgirlblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-new-american-apparel-ad.html" target="_blank"&gt;this blog&lt;/a&gt;, written by Nerve&amp;#39;s own Susannah Breslin, which has the fullest version of the Flash ad, the photo shoot was done by the same woman responsible for this memorable billboard:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/aa%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/aa%201.jpg" border="0" height="337" width="449" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font 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href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/ZOMBIE.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/16-22/ZOMBIE.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We somehow missed this during the debate the other night... but that&amp;#39;s a real honest-to-God photo.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;It took a man 4 hours and 39 minutes to eat a burger (it must&amp;#39;ve been from Wendy&amp;#39;s)... because it was &lt;a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/10/16/7111001-ap.html" target="_blank"&gt;7 kilograms&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Britney&amp;#39;s week of greatness has ended: the prosecution has rested in &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/defamer/full/%7E3/423133205/jury-dmv-drama-kick-off-the-britney-spears-license-trial-of-the-century" target="_blank"&gt;her trial&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Joe the (Non-)Plumber has given more interviews in the past 24 hours than Sarah Palin has in this entire campaign. Anyone who would argue she is ready to President should be deported, I&amp;#39;m sorry. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://boinkology.com/2008/10/16/sasha-grey-crossover-star/" target="_blank"&gt;Sasha Grey&lt;/a&gt; is confirmed to star in Steven Soderbergh&amp;#39;s next movie. Will porn stars take over Hollywood now? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A bug. 30 centimeters long. Don&amp;#39;t click &lt;a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/10/16/7112001-ap.html" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And John McCain showed up to explain his absence from a previous episode of The Late Show with David Letterman:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[CBS has disabled embedding for their own video after posting it as an embeddable clip. Losers. Anyway, you can watch it via &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1t8snZXJgc" target="_blank"&gt;this link&lt;/a&gt;.] &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/03/have-we-finally-found-stills-from-the-britney-spears-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;Have We Finally Found Stills from the Britney Spears Sex Tape? &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/16/joe-the-plumber-exposed-don-t-worry-no-butt-crack-shots.aspx"&gt;Exposed: Joe the Plumber (Don&amp;#39;t Worry, No Butt Crack Shots)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/16/mccain-blinks-and-he-misses-his-chance.aspx"&gt;Debate #4: McCain Blinks, Misses His Chance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=137440" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/britney+spears/default.aspx">britney spears</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/david+letterman/default.aspx">david letterman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/john+McCain/default.aspx">john McCain</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/court/default.aspx">court</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/joe+the+plumber/default.aspx">joe the plumber</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/burger/default.aspx">burger</category></item><item><title>American Apparel Now Officially Wants to Sex You Up... All Night</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/16/american-apparel-sells-hitachi-vibrators-sasha-grey.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:16:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:101809</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=101809</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/16/american-apparel-sells-hitachi-vibrators-sasha-grey.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/16-22/serve.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/16-22/serve.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="300" hspace="4" width="250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;American Apparel has been not - so- subtly selling sex for the past few years, going so far as to use porn stars as models (see Sasha Grey, right). But really, when it came down to it, the company was using sex to sell clothes. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apparently they&amp;#39;ve given up on all that cotton-polyester blend bullshit and are now, officially, selling sex.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But not just sex — vintage, old-school sex.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#39;s right, kids. American Apparel is now selling the Hitachi Magic Wand, lovingly known as &amp;quot;the Cadillac of Vibrators.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/16-22/hitachi.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/16-22/hitachi.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeah, if this thing wore clothes it would be a grey V-neck and brown track shorts, with a big, gold chain, of course.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And surprisingly, &lt;a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/magicwand.html" target="_blank"&gt;American Apparel&lt;/a&gt; is selling it &lt;a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand" target="_blank"&gt;cheaper than Babeland&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We just called our local American Apparel and, unfortunately, they
don&amp;#39;t yet carry the Magic Wand in the store. Too bad, we were hoping to snap a shot of hipsters
with Hitachis. Maybe we can still get a hipster hand job? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;[Street Carnage: &lt;a href="http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/american-apparel-now-selling-the-hitachi-magic-wand-the-cadillac-of-vibrators/" target="_blank"&gt;AMERICAN APPAREL NOW SELLING THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND, THE CADILLAC OF VIBRATORS&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style:italic;"&gt;(Thanks, Emily M!)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/01/porn-star-or-american-apparel-model-sasha-grey.aspx"&gt;Porn Star or American Apparel Model?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/04/did-anyone-else-get-an-a-shole-with-their-most-recent-american-apparel-purchase.aspx"&gt;Did Anyone Else Get an A*shole With Their Most Recent American Apparel Purchase?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/01/woody-allen-sues-american-apparel-for-exposing-his-jewish-heritage.aspx"&gt;Woody Allen Sues American Apparel For Exposing His Jewish Heritage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/23/american-apparel-trades-sex-for-politics.aspx"&gt;American Apparel Trades Sex For Politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/d-day-for-dov-charney.aspx"&gt;D-Day For Dov Charney&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx"&gt;Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=101809" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hitachi+magic+wand/default.aspx">hitachi magic wand</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vibrators/default.aspx">vibrators</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/american+apparel/default.aspx">american apparel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex/default.aspx">sex</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/babeland/default.aspx">babeland</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hand+jobs/default.aspx">hand jobs</category></item><item><title>Porn Star or American Apparel Model?</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/01/porn-star-or-american-apparel-model-sasha-grey.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:44:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:89986</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=89986</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/01/porn-star-or-american-apparel-model-sasha-grey.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/1125531097_l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/1125531097_l.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With porn becoming more mainstream and American Apparel becoming more pornographic, we were inspired to invent a fun new game in which we show you a picture of a woman and you tell us if she&amp;#39;s a porn star or an American Apparel model.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#39;s porn star Sasha Grey, who Scanner Bryan &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/28/we-bet-porn-star-sasha-grey-can-fit-a-lot-of-junk-in-that-purse.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;showed us&lt;/a&gt; earlier this week and who appeared in the Roots&amp;#39; video &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/16/porn-star-sasha-grey-plays-quot-birthday-girl-quot-and-sacrificial-lamb.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Birthday Girl&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Except, wait, apparently she&amp;#39;s also an &lt;a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rnt35.html" target="_blank"&gt;American Apparel model&lt;/a&gt;. That&amp;#39;s her, right? Damn, we lose. But American Apparel wins. Maybe they should just use porn stars for all of their ads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out This Recording&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://thisrecording.wordpress.com/2008/04/29/in-which-sasha-grey-is-a-new-kind-of-porn-star/" target="_blank"&gt;interview with Grey&lt;/a&gt; (full of SFW pictures).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=89986" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn/default.aspx">porn</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/american+apparel/default.aspx">american apparel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dov+charney/default.aspx">dov charney</category></item><item><title>We Bet Porn Star Sasha Grey Can Fit A Lot Of Junk In That Purse</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/28/we-bet-porn-star-sasha-grey-can-fit-a-lot-of-junk-in-that-purse.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:88855</guid><dc:creator>Bryan Christian</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=88855</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/28/we-bet-porn-star-sasha-grey-can-fit-a-lot-of-junk-in-that-purse.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End%20of%20Month/sashagreyvice6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End%20of%20Month/sashagreyvice6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And, oddly enough , we mean that literally. Click through for the full, not-technically-NSFW, &lt;i&gt;er&lt;/i&gt;,&amp;nbsp; spread.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n4/htdocs/fashion-sasha-restrained.php" target="_blank"&gt;Vice&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://fleshbot.com/384100/sasha-grey-dresses-us-up-in-her-love" target="_blank"&gt;Fleshbot&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End%20of%20Month/sashagreyvice6_full.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End%20of%20Month/sashagreyvice6_full.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=88855" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+stars/default.aspx">porn stars</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Vice+Magazine/default.aspx">Vice Magazine</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/purses/default.aspx">purses</category></item><item><title>Porn Star Sasha Grey Plays "Birthday Girl" and Sacrificial Lamb</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/16/porn-star-sasha-grey-plays-quot-birthday-girl-quot-and-sacrificial-lamb.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:03:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:86224</guid><dc:creator>Nicole Pasulka</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=86224</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/16/porn-star-sasha-grey-plays-quot-birthday-girl-quot-and-sacrificial-lamb.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YoBakd7QlQE&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YoBakd7QlQE&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the video for the Roots song &amp;quot;Birthday Girl&amp;quot; starring 20-year-old AVN Performer of the Year 2008 Sasha Grey. The video brings the expected perving, and the anticipated criticism of our repressive, yet sex obsesssed media. According to Sasha:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;For me, it sends an interesting message,&amp;quot; Grey said. &amp;quot;Our society
is obsessed with using sex to market videos, films, music, campaigns,
etc., etc., but yet porn is considered taboo and immoral. The concept
of the video is a girl turning 18, and luring men to her because she&amp;#39;s
of age, and her sister isn&amp;#39;t happy about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The entire video
is filled with sexual innuendos, which is quite normal,&amp;quot; she went on.
&amp;quot;It will be exciting to see how many viewers get angry that a porn star
is playing the role of a young woman who is embracing her sexuality in
a naughty way.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s no better example of judgmental voyerism than this segment of &lt;i&gt;The Insider &lt;/i&gt;featuring Ms. Grey.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dRDpXQYNQGo&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dRDpXQYNQGo&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;We love how the clip invites viewers to &amp;quot;reach out to Sasha about the path she&amp;#39;s chosen.&amp;quot; We&amp;#39;d like to reach out to Pat O&amp;#39;Brien about his well-worn path to the tanning beds, but &lt;i&gt;that&amp;#39;s&lt;/i&gt; really none of our business. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=86224" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn/default.aspx">porn</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/birthday+girl/default.aspx">birthday girl</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+roots/default.aspx">the roots</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category></item></channel></rss>