Louisiana Teacher Gets Closer to Student By Sleeping with His Father

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:47:00 GMT

If you want to get in the pants of a fifteen-year-old boy, one way to make sure that happens is to first sleep with his father, then stick around for an encore.

Anna Davis, who is a 32-year-old special ed teacher at Benton High in Shreveport, Louisiana, has been arrested for having sex with a juvenile. The cops found out about it following a phone call Davis made the boy's divorced Dad, who she was also sleeping with, letting him know that she was dumping him for his son. Dad, out of either disgust or anger at having been dumped (we're kidding), immediately dialed up Davis's school, which removed her and notified the police.

Her response? "I'm in love with him and I want to marry him."

The cops? "I don't know if she understood exactly what she was doing."

Yes, officer, she most certainly does-- it's called sexual intercourse and it makes people do very strange things...

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School Daze: Where Have All My Summers Gone?

Emily Farris — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:35:00 GMT

We're beginning to think we should have added "having three months to do jack shit" to our list of the Top 10 Childish Things We Wish We Could Get Away With As Adults. Because now that we think about it, having three months off of everything is totally worth nine months of arriving at school by 7 a.m. (oh, and being done by 3).

Because of this, expect to see lots of LOLcats in the mornings for the duration of this so-called "summer." Especially if we keep getting spooked by bugs in the night.

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