Scanner : sex offender

It's Really Not Looking Good for Ex-Domino's You Tube Woman

Colleen Kane — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:21:00 GMT

You remember Kristy Hammonds as one of two hapless stars of a home video on You Tube featuring them violating health codes and generally being disgusting while preparing food, which promptly got them fired.

Now, surprise surprise, 31-year-old Kristy is having a hard time find a new job in the fast food business, and she told ABC News that she has become an outcast and can't feed her children.

But that isn't even the worst of her problems.

In addition to the felony count of food tampering, Kristy is already a registered sex offender, charged with three counts of statutory rape of a 14-year-old girl, to which she pleaded guilty to the reduced count sexual battery.

The children, conceived through a sperm donor, are aged 4 and 8 months, and one has special needs. As this story gets more attention, we're wondering how much longer she'll have to worry about feeding them.

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Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Why are there snakes on this motherfuckin' plane?

Child labor is real and undeniably so after these photographs.

A woman turned the tables on a man who tried to rob her: she made him her sex slave.

Hey that woman from the Dominos story turns out to be a sex offender.

Will Ferrell did Man Vs. Wild.

The stupidest quote of the year is officially Hulk Hogan saying he "totally understands OJ."

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Rush Limbaugh's ten dumbest quotes. How ever did they narrow it down? How ever did they listen to it long enough to hear all these?

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14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Possession of Child Pornography

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:54:00 GMT

A fourteen-year-old New Jersey girl faces up to 17 years in prison and lifetime membership into the Sex Offenders registry after police found her to be in possession of child pornography, including some graphic, full-frontal nude photos.

Of course, there's much more to the story than just that...

A message like the one seen above now takes up most of the unidentified girl's MySpace Pictures folder. It is believed, based on early reports, that the teen posted more than two dozen nude photos of herself to her profile, mainly for her boyfriend to see. How anyone could still think they're going to get away with this with all the buzz about people being arrested for sexting is beyond us. Why anyone would post the photos on a public profile with the intent of one person seeing them is way beyond our capacity of understanding. Which is why the only explanation is that this girl is too young to know any better, and therefore, she should not be going through this:

The teen, whose name has not been released because of her age, was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography. She was released to her mother's custody.
If convicted of the distribution charge, she would be forced to register with the state as a sex offender under Megan's Law, said state Attorney General Anne Milgram. She also could face up to 17 years in jail, though such a stiff sentence is unlikely.

You'll note that Milgram is not saying, "Wait a minute, the pictures are of herself? And she's only 16? Um, yeah, we'll be knocking this down a misdemeanor, no question." Idiot.

Meanwhile, the mother whose daughter is the basis for Megan's Law said the girl should absolutely not be prosecuted. This is really a no-brainer, New Jersey. Taking the photos down and giving her a severe reprimand would have been enough...

More via the Associated Press/Google.

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Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:12:00 GMT

A rabbi says he was able to conquer his fear of Nazis... by playing Call of Duty.

First, it was Bob Dole with the Tarantino movies. Now, it's Gary Sinise and Redacted. Why is it the conservatives always attack movies they haven't even seen?

Chris Brown and Rihanna are... writing a book? And it's about domestic abuse?!

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Jennifer Aniston said she will "always love Brad Pitt" and hopes that they'll be friends again someday.

Oh no... Jamie Lynn Spears is planning to enter a recording studio to make a country album.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are working it out. Sorry, dudes.

There are over 2,000 registered sex offenders on MySpace... 2,000 registered sex offenders just from North Carolina. In other news, people are still "on" MySpace.

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Facebook Prevert Purge Brings Up Issue of Sex Offender Rights

Colleen Kane — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:53:00 GMT

Facebook recently purged over 5500 registered sex offenders from their social networking service, and now a new bill in Texas is calling for sex offenders to also register their email addresses, cell phone numbers, and online screen names, in addition to the usual address and photo available to the public.

Won't someone think of the sex offenders? Actually, one guy's case might make you reconsider.

In the case of Marc P. in Texas, his crime was a decade ago, when he had sex with a 14 year old at age 18. We personally know tons of sluts who had bfs in their 20s and even 30s while they were still underage. But should those old sleazes who engaged in consensual relationships be on sex offender lists with violent rapists and molesters? Also, critics have also pointed out that the current system is already rife with errors.

"What's next, a chip in my brain? A scarlet letter?" asked Marc in the Dallas News. "Are they going to look me up on dating Web sites? Check out my Facebook page? Now I'm going to be punished for being computer literate."

Things that make ya go hmmm.

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Scanner Matt — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:42:00 GMT

It sounds like a case of someone "taking the law into their own hands," though she might be facing three to eight months in jail. If you were the county deputy prosecutor would you look the other way?

The Seattle Times reports:

A woman who struck a 7-foot-3 convicted child molester with a baseball bat has pleaded guilty to third-degree assault.

Pierce County Deputy Prosecutor Sunni Ko says Tammy Lee Gibson of Puyallup entered her plea Monday. The woman was originally charged with second-degree assault and felony harassment.

Gibson will be sentenced on Feb. 27. Ko says the woman could face three to eight months in jail.

The 40-year-old Gibson says she attacked 24-year-old William Baldwin last June after hearing from the Pierce County sheriff's office that a registered sex offender had moved into a nearby trailer park.

Billy Baldwin?! No, not that Baldwin brother. We almost posted a picture of actor Billy Baldwin below the post title in attempt to further inspire you to "read more", but that seemed a little low, even for us.

Gibson says she remembered seeing Baldwin speak to her 10-year-old daughter a year earlier and went to his home, threatening to kill him. She then hit him several times with an aluminum bat.

Baldwin had earlier been convicted of two counts of first-degree child molestation for sexually assaulting two girls when he was a teenager.

So? Would you let this woman slide or obey the law?

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