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Introducing the Australian Sex Party...

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:28:00 GMT

In response to "moral campaigners and prudish politicians," Australia's open-minded citizens have decided to strike back.

On Thursday, the Great Down Under will announce the only political news worth reporting on: the launch of the fortunately-named Australian Sex Party. And no, it's not that key-exchange game your Mom told you about.

Party convenor Fiona Patten, who is head of the national adult retail and entertainment lobby group the Eros Association, said the trigger had been the government's decision to place a mandatory filter on the Internet.
Under the plan, designed to shield children from online porn and violence, Internet service providers will have to filter out pornography and other material deemed inappropriate in their feeds to houses and schools.
Users wanting access to uncensored material would have to opt out of the service, the government said when it announced the plan in January.
Patten was scathing of the move, which she said would damage the porn industry, arguing that material that was deemed acceptable 20 years ago would now be banned.

Oh no, no the porn industry! Remember, folks, if you ban any form of pornography, you are only helping its sales numbers worldwide. Meanwhile, if you want to get in on the Australian Sex Party, you have until Thursday morning to arrive in Melbourne for the press conference and the cocktails and orgy that will surely follow...

Via the AFP.

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Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT

The best thing about these sexual positions for the lonely and the loveless is how disturbingly familiar they all seem. Not like we've ever DONE any of these things. But maybe, one rainy evening, with nothing but baking soda in the fridge and informericals on the TV, we thought about heading to the Ball Pit at Chuck-E-Cheese, but still had the self-respect to settle for drinking a fifth of Captain Morgan’s and blowing up balloons.