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Top 5 Sex Scenes Involving Lingerie

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:38:00 GMT

Every guy has a childhood story about finding the nudie mags under their friend's dad's bed. Ours involves raiding our best friend's father's Playboy collection, dating back to the mid-sixties, and going over centerfolds ranging from famous rock groupie Bebe Buell to Vicki Iovine, wife of the great record producer Jimmy Iovine.

But we always got bored with the nude women posing in the same exact way. We ended up digging to the bottom for the Victoria's Secret catalog with Elle MacPherson on the cover. To us, the tease was better than the full monty.

With that in mind, here are Five of our Favorite Sex Scenes Featuring Lingerie...

5. Gia. This first surfaced on the internet entitled "Banned Lingerie Commercial." Yeah, right-- even lingerie commericals aren't this hot. Should this automatically be #1 on any list of anything, including lists that have nothing to do with sex? Yes. Are we too lazy to move it to the bottom of this post? Indeed.

4. Two Days in the Valley. Skip to 0:22 to the part where James Spader finally shuts up when Charlize and her long, long, long legs enter the bedroom... and then they both don't shut up. Ever.

3. Mutual Needs. Is this a porno? Rochelle Swanson's in it, so it must be... but who's complaining? If you have five minutes to kill today, this is how you should spend it.

2. Layer Cake. Skip to 1:30 to build on the hotness. Thinking that this PG-13 movie would be lacking in uncomfortable sex scenes, we decided a Daniel Craig action movie might be a good choice for a post-Thanksgiving dinner. Whoops. Sienna Miller here explains why she is able to hypnotize men into leaving their wives-- she just pops in a DVD of this scene:

1. El Beso del Sueno. Maribel Verdu from Y Tu Mama Tambien and... some old guy... in what was obviously her audition for the famous blockbuster Alfonse Cuaron film. Did that movie top this one in her terms of hotness? Of course... but don't miss the close up of Verdu's panties... Cuaron didn't think of that.

Bonus: Lori Loughlin from Full House in what may or may not be lingerie (or is a simple dress?) from Suckers.

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Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:58:00 GMT

Hillary Clinton told everyone about falling in love with Bill Clinton. Of course, they only want to hear about how she fell out of love with Bill Clinton.

By the way, where did Rielle Hunter get the name Frances Bean from?

Young women mistakenly think men want potential female partners to drink them under the table. Got that?

Is the future of the conservative movement this woman? Whatever it is, we're getting tired of hearing that its next round of leaders are all women. After all, every one of them turns out to be a porn star (Stormy Daniels, Sarah Palin, and this Russian woman-- just check out that tiny photo near the top.)

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley will battle for the love of Dylan Thomas in a new film. Winner, no matter what the historical evidence: Knightley.

A guy claims he successfully shipped himself from NYC to Vegas. We'd almost care except... he's a magician.

It always surprises us to see people driving along without a care in the world when their cars are wobbling violently from a flat tire. Turns out, they're probably wasted.

Why has it taken Congress so long to do anything to protect whistleblowers? What year did the Pentagon Papers come out again?

And the other woman in the Chris Brown-Rihanna story is revealed to be... his manager. (He may have had an affair with her at 16, Rihanna may have hit first, and a million other drops of bullshit that don't change the fact that he needs prison time.)

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Russell Crowe's New Leading Lady Not Quite a BBW

Emily Farris — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:01:00 GMT

Last month, Sienna Miller left the cast of the Ridley Scott directed Robin Hood remake amid rumors that her co-star Russell Crowe needed an older, larger actress to make him not look so, um, bad. Apparently Miller was just too young and thin. So what old bag did they find to replace her?

Only one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, Cate Blanchett.

[Us: Cate Blanchett to Play Maid Marian in Robin Hood Remake]

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Celebrities Get Drunk Too (Photos, Video)

Colleen Kane — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:00:00 GMT

Celebrities: They're just like us! They get drunk! Only they have paparazzi following them, and then the photos end up on blogs like Scanner.

The above shot is Sienna Miller being helped from London's Groucho Club before continuing on at another club til 3:30 a.m. A few more choice shots of tipsy famous folk have been compiled here.

But somehow we are most charmed by this video of a drunk and slurry Macy Gray from the other night. She just seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.

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Russell Crowe Seeks BBW for Love, Role Play

Emily Farris — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:29:00 GMT

Russell Crowe is allegedly looking for an older, larger actress to play his female counterpart in the upcoming Nottingham after he threw a fit and had his leading lady fired because she was too thin and beautiful.

Crowe was worried that Sienna Miller would make him look bad in the film's love scenes. He put on weight for his role in Body of Evidence and has since had a hard time taking it off. According to Page Six, producers are now "looking for an older, plumper actress to play the role so [Crowe] doesn't look like a paunchy grandpa. Someone in her late 30s or early 40s."

The Post also speculated that Crowe is trying to get director Ridley Scott fired. No word yet as to who will replace Miller.

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Keira Knightley's Latest Nude Scene Kinda Puts Us To Sleep

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:13:00 GMT

Keira Knightley, Cillian Murphy, Sienna Miller, and Rhys Ifans (Sienna's ex) star in the new movie The Edge of Love, which has something to do with Englishpeople whispering in their adorable accents, as you will see in this clip.

Notwithstanding A-list favorites and celebrity gossip, all anyone really cares about right now is the question: what about the sex scene?

Since the film, which was released in England in June, is not yet available in the US in any form, the only way you're going to see it (besides illegally downloading a copy) in this country is at the link below. And in case all you wanted to see was this one scene, and end up disappointed and disinterested in seeing the rest of the film, remember this: the film has consistently held a 91% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes since August.

In other words, if you don't enjoy this Merchant and Ivory-meets-Skinemax style of love scene, at least the movie might be good...

Click here for the clip, via Egotastic. (It may start automatically on your browser, so we decided not to embed it.)

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Scanner Highs And Lows: Nudie Shoot City

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:02:00 GMT

This week we welcomed Verena Von Pfetten to the Scanner fold, although this photo and caption has nothing to do with nudie shoots or this post.

There were a couple of nude photos, including rugby players and supermodels, but more memorably... there were animal sex photos!

HIGHS:

Scanner Nicole may have found the love of her life. A few readers will be fighting her for him, for sure.

We found some gay animals. Better yet-- we found pictures of gay animals fucking!

We took it from behind while playing Super Mario Bros.

A porn star solved the Catholic crisis.

A whole shitload of British tourists were busted after an oral sex contest went so, so right.

We fawned over the greatest pet story ever told.

Mischa Barton almost looked kind of hot (sort of) in her latest almost-nude attempt at relevance.

LOWS:

We dug some mispellings. Not just in our posts-- in tatoos!

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up. Should this one be in the "Highs?"

Officer Dick would fine Gisele Bundchen for her droopy pants. Although we're not going to stop her from taking these photos.

We found that 63% women have been unnecessarily groped on the subway. We would put "getting jizzed on" under "unnecessary" as well.

Sienna Miller stole a husband... and our hearts. Well, not really, she just kind of rubbed us the wrong way while going topless.

We were disappointed British lesbians did not pick Susan Sarandon as their "dream date." However, the winner is still pretty tantalizing at 62.

And the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Dad" was arrested. Wanna guess what he's in for?

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Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:56:00 GMT

The first video of a Guantanamo Bay interrogation was released yesterday. The tape, of course, shows a Canadian, rather than an American, official interrogator grilling the 16-year-old terrorist...

Jessica Alba's baby is clearly going to grow up to be a badass. For God's sake, the father's name is Cash.

Yeah, but a better press release would be all about what you're going to do about it, MTA: "Groping is rampant on the NYC subway..."

Sienna Miller is officially stealing somebody's husband. Not that we're judging her... especially when there are topless photos involved and the guy is that weirdo from Lost Highway.

An Australian man was charged with his seventh drunk-driving offense after spending $1,000 a week on beer. Wait-- $1,000 a week... and you bought beer? Wait... seventh drunk-driving offense? How is he walking the streets? After consuming $1,000 worth of beer?! Our heads are exploding...

Hitmen are apparently going mainstream.

JibJab put out another viral video for the 2008 campaign cycle. Did anyone really like the ones from '04? Honestly?

Michael J. Fox, the toughest little mofo in town, will appear on "Rescue Me."

And Ben & Jerry's has a new flavor: Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road. Guess who it's named after?

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Emily Farris — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Penguin will soon publish a book about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal. [Yahoo!]

Is Clay Aiken's new song "a cry for homo help?" [Queerty]

Someone forgot to tell our bank account that the economy is flourishing. (P.S. Bloggers don't get the $600 check.) [Wonkette]

Sienna Miller wants someone to put a baby in her, right now. [People]

Casting directors are looking for a pregnant Charlize Theron look-a-like. [MollyGood]

Paula Abdul critiqued two of a performer's songs on American Idol last night. Problem is, he only sang one. [Us Weekly]

"Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer will release her first adult sci-fi novel "The Host" next week. [Yahoo!]

Could it be true? Is Snoop Dogg collaborating with Lindsay Lohan on her next album? We keep forgetting she's a "singer." [FOX]

Sloppy Seconds: Sienna Miller Had a Bikini Malfunction, And We Have Pictures

Emily Farris — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:19:00 GMT

Christina Ricci is looking great, if a little too skinny, in the upcoming issue of Blackbook Magazine. [Pop on the Pop]

Aww. Geek love. Ain't it sweet? A programmer proposed to his girlfriend by reprogramming her favorite (cell phone?) game, Bejeweled, to actually do the asking once she reached a certain score. Score! [Yahoo!]

Are Michael and Dinah Lohan officially the worst parents in the history of the world? [FameCrawler]

We're all for people voting, but if we hear one more word from The Hills' Heidi Montag about this election, we're moving to China. Especially since she's NOT EVEN REGISTERED TO VOTE. [MTV]

Oh sweet baby Jesus Christ Lord, no. Or, yes? Britney Spears may soon reveal her deepest, darkest thoughts via video blog. [StarPulse]

Could we be any more excited about the fact that both "LOST" and "Grey's Anatomy" will have two-hour season finales? Unfortunately, no, we're just that dorky. [StarPulse]

If Uma Thurman has low self-esteem, is there any hope for the rest of us? [Celebrity Smack]

Well, hey, at least The Daily Mail is good for one thing: star bikini malfunctions. But might we suggest some straps for Ms. Miller? Or maybe she'll start a new trend like when she wore black underwear over black pantyhose. Seriously, we've been seeing that everywhere. [The Daily Mail]

Celebrity Ink: Angelina Jolie's Tattoos Look Really Great Next to Her Breasts

Emily Farris — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Tattoos: you're either like Scanner Emily and you love them, or like Scanner Brian and think they're "distracting." Maybe you're somewhere in between, and want one, but can't commit to anything just yet. We've found the two easiest things in life to commit to are tattoos and cats, so maybe just go for it? Either way, US Weekly rounds up some celebrity tattoos (and we show you ours) to help you decide. Exhibit A: LiLo.

We're kind-of "enh" on that one, but we're kind-of "enh" on LilLo these days.

We've always thought Angelina Jolie's tattoos were nice, and they look even better right next to her beautiful cleavage. Exhibit B:

But we happen to be partial to Sienna Miller's tattoo. Exhibit C:

Probably because it looks like ours, but we promise we didn't know she had that one when we got ours! We had star tattoos before Sienna Miller knew who Jude Law was, but we still love hers. Exhibit D:

[More celebrity tattoos at US Weekly and even more at Celebrity Tattoos.]

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Emily Farris — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Even though we're back in New York, we just can't seem to get away from Missouri. State Rep. Curt Dougherty wants to make St. Louis-based Budweiser the official state beer.

The Pussycat Dolls: one down... how many left to go?

Star Jones and Al Reynolds may be calling it quits. See? Some men don't like it when their women get all skinny and scary.

Even if you missed Barbie's birthday yesterday, you can still celebrate the telephone's birthday today.

Sienna Miller is engaged to actor Rhys Ifans, the naked dude from Notting Hill. He had proposed twice before. Uh, third time's a charm?

Heath Ledger's will reveals that his money will go to his parents. Note to people with drugs problems and children: just because you think you're invincible, update your will next time you refill your stash. Luckily for Michelle and Matilda (who probably aren't hurting for money), the Ledger family plans to take care of Heath's ex and daughter.

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans Join The Mile High Club

Emily Farris — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:38:00 GMT

After the Oscars, Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans just couldn't wait until they got home to do it. So they had sex in first class, or so the Mirror reporter who apparently witnessed the whole thing would like to think. The Mirror gives us the details like a bad romance novel or press release; we're not sure which.

The pair's antics reached an eyepopping climax - at 37,000ft - with Rhys whipping off his top and jumping half-naked into giggling Sienna's fold-out SINGLE bed.

Their award-winning transatlantic performance (in the horror category) started from the moment we'd buckled into our Upper Class seats for the 7.30pm Virgin flight on Monday.

Oblivious to all fellow passengers - including Oscar-less James McAvoy, who was buried in his sudoku book - Sienna and Rhys began snogging, tongues a go-go. Imagine a soundtrack of slurping and squelching.

Next came an interlude of hairstroking, petting and nibbling, interspersed with whispering to each other and laughing hysterically.

After slipping into baggy black sleep suits they then treated us to some play-fighting. After a while, Sienna demanded: "Baby, baby, can you go to the bar and get me some white wine." Rhys nodded, collected two generous glasses of Pinot Grigio, and managed to spill one down himself. Classy.

And just as we thought things couldn't get any more stomach-churning, came a sight we wouldn't wish on our worst enemies.

Rhys pulled off his wine-soaked top, exposing his scrawny white body, and squeezed into Sienna's bed for a snuggle. As it's only 33ins wide, that's some squeeze.

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Lucy Liu Did Vampire Lesbian Nude and No One Told Us?

Bryan Christian — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Mr. Skin has released its Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007, which, while fairly tacky in its execution (um, "seat meat"?) is at least a good compendium of non-porn, non-dude (sorry!) nude for the year, should you be in the market for such a thing. Sienna Miller, Marisa Tomei, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, UK ladmag sensation Keeley Hazell, and a couple of O.C. alums make the cut, as does Scanner Sarah's fave Lust, Caution. Our thoughts?

Hold up, wasn't 300, like, one big nude scene? Or did we just fall asleep?

Do we really have to "look past the gore" of Hostel II "to revel in the fact that [Heather Matarazzo] grew up to look howlingly hot in the buff?" Really?

Also, isn't Ashley Judd in Bug, like, a paranoid speed freak? What is with you people?

What, no Golden Compass?

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