Beach Bob Fighting for His Right to Wear a Teeny, Tiny Swimsuit

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:50:00 GMT

This is "Beach Bob" or Bob Hezzlewood as he's know to Lee County, Florida Police officers. Last month Bob was given a "trespass notice" and banned from the beach where he has sunbathed for the past 10 years. It seems people were complaining that his briefs were too--er, um--brief.

The judge threw out the case, but Bob's pissed and wants to sue. We say, cheer up, Bob. At least no one can accuse you of stealing meat and hiding it in there.

Website of the Day: 101 Things Every Man Should Know

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

We're not sure why these are specifically things a man should know... or if he really needs to learn them at all. (Must we learn how to smoke cigars, for example, if we think people who smoke cigars smell like a barf-filled A train at 4am?)

There are some obvious entries in the WEBook page for "101 Things Every Man Should Know..."

It's Not What But How A Man Does [there are no direct links]

Plan A Romantic Vacation

How To Make Your Place Fit For Female Company

...and some less-obvious, more gender-neutral ones:

How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

Changing The Tire On A Car

How To Roll A Joint

We're pretty sure we'll never need to know how to fake an orgasm, but WEBook Writer Melissa has other suggestions on this thread, which you should comment on: What SHOULD every man know how to do?

(Also, check out "Looking Good in A Speedo," which we expected to consist of two words ("You don't") but instead, miraculously, goes on for almost 1,100. And most importantly, the site is a work-in-progress and is still accepting submissions. We may write something about Chivalry And Not Expecting To Be Rewarded For It...)

Via 101 Things Every Man Should Know How To Do.

Photo of one of the great gentlemen, Cary Grant, courtesy of Ultra Orange.

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Beach Bob Fighting for His Right to Wear a Teeny, Tiny Swimsuit

Website of the Day: 101 Things Every Man Should Know