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Ashley Olsen Takes Off Men's Clothes to Sell Them

Emily Farris — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:13:00 GMT

To promote her own menswear line, Ashley Olsen stripped down to her bra and some trousers for the magazine V Man.

So what kind of clothes does Miss O like on a man?

“To touch a man who has a soft sweater on, a soft pant, a great jacket, or something that, as a woman, I want to take off him and put on and feel sexy in.”

[The Inquisitr: Ashley Olsen Strips to Promote Mens Clothing Line]

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Megan Fox Strips to Underwear for Esquire, Fancy New Camera

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:52:00 GMT

Megan Fox doesn't have anything to promote these days, but that never stops "gentleman rags" from running hot photos of her in an effort to "boost" their "circulation."

This time, however, her appearance on the cover of Esquire, and subsequent shots of her in her underwear, have something to do with Fox's promotion of the semi-new Red Cameras...

Here's what Esquire had to say about using the RedONE on this shoot:

For the first time in Esquire's history (and, we imagine, magazine history in general), a cover image was shot as a video. Using the RedONE, a video camera that captures images at four times the resolution of high-definition, photographer-director Greg Williams recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage with Fox — getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, inexplicably lighting a barbecue. "It allowed her to act," Williams says. "She could run scenes without being reminded by the sound of a shutter every four seconds that I was taking a picture. As in still photography, a lot of it is capturing unexpected moments. This takes that one step further."

This, by the way, is the same camera that Che, Angels and Demons, and My Bloody Valentine 3D were shot with. It is rather revolutionary... despite the conventional use of Megan Fox to promote it.

Via Esquire-- these photos will be available on May 10th on newsstands everywhere.

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BBC's Topless Ambition

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Kirsten O'Brien just did a documentary called Kirsten's Topless Ambition for BBC3, which is all about her boobs. More specifically, the documentary discusses the question that has been bugging women in the entertainment industry for years: should I take my boobs out for a wank mag like FHM or keep getting stuck in this Grade-Z TV rut?

O'Brien had been working as the host of a kids show for over 10 years when she took a look around her and realized that all of her female friends in the business were making it big and she was being left behind. As O'Brien told the British press:

"Over the years, it's something I've watched women do, and it's fascinated me.

"Now I'm at a career crossroads and that's the usual point in which women do a shoot, when they say 'I want to get out of kids telly, what do I do? I know, I'll get me swimsuit on and get me la las out'," she says, laughing raucously.

Instead of taking her, uh, "la las out," O'Brien had herself tailed by a camera crew and debacles like this one were captured for posterity:

She dances for the nightclub owner in an attempt to prove she can stop laughing long enough to look good on the podium.

Unsurprisingly, it doesn't go well.

"That was quite interesting! I embraced the challenge of it, there's no point forming an opinion on something unless you've explored it a little bit," she explains.

"The girls I met were lovely too, really friendly and helpful. That's not to say I could do anything by the end of it!

"What's not explained in the documentary is when you see me run upstairs to do my dance for Peter Stringfellow, I've got the most ridiculous tutu on. I was trying to figure out what to wear, and someone said 'Peter's here and he can't wait' so I had to run upstairs, wearing the tutu, but still with with my jogging bottoms on underneath.

"I did want to try properly, I didn't want to mess about, so when Peter started laughing at me I was upset," she continues.

"There was one point when I shouted at him, 'Peter, man, you're not taking this seriously' but he carried on laughing. So much so that I decided to stop.

"I did genuinely try, although it might not look like I did!" [Chester Chronicle]

Sounds like going naked isn't for everyone. Then again, we need some girls-next-door that aren't taking their clothes off to develop crushes on. We can't have all the girls be half-naked because that would take the fun out of wishing they would all get naked.

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Matt and Kim Star in the Sexiest Music Video in Years

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:14:00 GMT

This video is too sexy and scandalous (even with all the MTV censorship) for the front page of Scanner.

You'll have to trust us when we say it's well worth the click and 3:38 of your time...

Lessons Learned

We'll be eternally grateful to the person who gives us the full lowdown on all the obvious questions of the video-- who shot it, when, were these paid extras, was anyone arrested, etc. See, we told you it was worth your 3:38, damn it.

Sure beats the bejesus outta that Alanis Morissette charmer from 1998, doesn't it?

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Video of the Day: Cougar Barbie

Emily Farris — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:12:00 GMT

We don't know how we missed this when it aired (and we can't believe no one sent it to us!).

Saturday Night Live is all about the Cougars this season. So it's no surprise they'd cash in on Barbie's 50th birthday. Cougar Barbie comes with dream Botox and she pole dances to the smooth stylings of Steve Perry.

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While You Were Sleeping: Clit-Pumpin' Glory

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:42:00 GMT

An 83-year-old woman in Hungary warms our hearts by continuing to work in her chosen career: crime.

Amy Fisher is going on that rumored stripping tour.

There's a penis in Grand Theft Auto IV! Guess they have to do something to offset the rampant exploitation of women.

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The Democrats in Congress are enjoying a rare boom in popularity thanks to the stimulus.

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Yay for Dita Von Teese, who insists she'd chose her stripping career over a man any day.

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Dita's New Nude Revue

Emily Farris — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:50:00 GMT

Pack a beret and pick up a smoking habit: Scanner dream girl (some want to do her some want to be her) Dita Von Teese is gearing up for a two-week nude revue at the Crazy Horse Saloon in Paris.

"I feel that Paris is a place that still appreciates its showgirls," she told Reuters in an interview before a two-week run at the celebrated Crazy Horse theater from February 1.

Von Teese, a familiar figure at the Paris couture shows, has carved a peculiar niche over the years, leading the way as burlesque has grown from simple striptease to becoming an established part of the fashion world.

Two years ago she emerged from a rhinestone-encrusted bubblebath as the first guest star at the Crazy Horse but the new show will have more specially designed numbers, including two songs she has recorded herself.

"I feel I have to raise the bar," she said.

The Crazy Horse has been a Paris institution since 1951, regularly drawing celebrities like Madonna or fashion designer Jean-Paul Gaultier to see its dancers strut the stage in little more than fluorescent wigs and strobe lights.

"I've always had a real fascination with the Crazy Horse ever since I was a teenager and I found a picture of this line of nearly nude toy soldiers standing at attention," she said, referring to the trademark parade that opens the nightly show.

"I wanted to do something more elaborate this time," she said. "Combine the Crazy Horse style with what I do which is classic American burlesque."

We think you can make reservations here. But then again, we failed French. Twice.

[Yahoo: Dita von Teese back at Paris revue]

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While You Were Sleeping: Update on the Pole Dancing Video Game

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:01:00 GMT

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Dita Von Teese Graces Us With These Playboy Photos

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Marilyn Manson, are you reading this? What were you thinking, hombre? This woman only gets better with age....

After the jump, an exclusive-to-the-'net photo from Dita's session for Germany's Playboy... plus some classic goodness to balance things out...

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Seminole Casino Solves The Economic Crisis... With Strip Poker

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:46:00 GMT

According to About.com, "gambling in Florida is legal at Indian Casinos, Greyhound dog tracks, horse racing tracks and off-shore casino cruises."

No wonder all the old people, card sharks, and sex offenders are moving down there! And this is before they found out that their local Indian casino, which the state Attorney General wants to shut down, thought of an ingenious way to "boost" our "economy..."

The Seminole Casino Hollywood in Hollywood, Florida is expanding its operations to include a strip poker game. They call it a "promotion," which is disappointing, but it may catch on and become a permanent fixture.

The casino, the old bingo hall known by locals as "Seminole Classic," spread across one wall an image of a female and male model, and each are covered with envelopes containing playing cards.

Contestants pick five envelopes to reveal not only the model, but a poker hand. A royal flush pays $75,000, a pair pays $750 and hands in between pay $750 to $5,000.

The drawings are only on Friday-Saturday nights and from 6 to 10pm, but hey, at least it can serves as comic relief after losing ten g's on the roulette wheel when your idiot savant brother proves unable to predict anything...

Via Action (the South Florida gambling blog.)

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Pamela Anderson's Boobs Did Not Kill Hugh Hefner

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:30:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a creepy strip tease for his 82nd birthday party. From the photo below it looked like a happy, if somewhat nippleless affair, but really we cannot believe Hugh Hefner is still alive.

He looks and walks like a very decrepit goat; however, we need to give it up for the Hef. Not only still alive, he's still alive and still a creepy leach--we didn't think there was enough Viagra in the world.

Don't believe us, check out the description and photo of the event in The Sun:

Staring at Pam's boobs, Hef chuckled: "You’re looking good."

Hugh's girlfriends tried - and failed - to top Pamela's rude and nude pressie.

Kendra said: "We gave him chocolate body parts.

"We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

"I molded my a**, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish'.

"It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."

Oh Kendra, you are so loveably disgusting. Do your poop obsessions make it easier to change Hef's Depends.

While You Were Sleeping: Posing Nude For Fun Or Charity

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Jude Law's new girlfriend is posing nude for the upcoming edition of Playboy in France.

If this guy keeps winning elections, maybe there isn't any reason to vote.

A conservative Canadian mayor is finding out that just because those nude photos of her made headlines over five years ago, people are still going to bring them up when she runs for higher office. Uncensored photo below:

A man in Monticello, New York is in jail after asking a random thirteen-year-old girl if she would mind posing nude for his camera phone. The reason we're pointing this story out is this: he was apprehended after a bunch of passerby, who heard him propose the same setup to a (legal) woman, became an angry mob and chased him into someone's house.

Perhaps you've heard of them, but we haven't: several English celebrities are posing nude for charity.

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Sloppy Seconds: Carmen Electra's Stripping Tips

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:43:00 GMT

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And not to make light of the above, but we conclude with Carmen Electra's stripping tips, some of which include:

"There's a little trick that I've learned from a few dancers, if you wear thigh-high boots, then you don't hurt your legs as much if you're doing pole work. If you do it, you've got to let go and just feel it. It's okay to sort of learn the steps and know what you're going to do with your movement, but once you get there you just have to let it all go. Don't fake it," she said...

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Move Over Lazy Young People, Persephone Lewin's Day Puts Yours To Shame

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:38:00 GMT

Persephone Lewin, who is somewhere in the neighborhood of 45, is a grandmother, solver of murders, burlesque dancer, author, comedian, yachtswoman, and YouTube sensation. We fear she'll ask us what we do with our time...

From an article in an English newspaper, we learn she is a

Yachtswoman, forensic science writer, businesswoman, mother, grandmother, musician, comedienne – oh, and burlesque artist; catch her act on YouTube...That’s her real name, by the way. Her mother was Greek so, naturally, named her daughter after a Greek goddess.

We further discover:

1) She is 4-foot-11 and has over 400 pairs of shoes

2) Lewin met her husband at a yacht club

3) She was a student at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts and has done stand-up

4) She had "her own manufacturing company (it made security fixings), [spent] ten years of raising their two children and then, something completely different, [worked in] forensic science."

5) Her husband worked for the coppers, matching up bite marks on murder victims to dental records of possible suspects. Together, their work launched a successful dual-autobiography and solved at least one murder, the strange death of a nine-year-old girl.

6) Even before all that:

She could sing, dance, play the trumpet and had a real knack for making fin de siècle costumes. At this point she hadn’t heard of burlesque, but that’s what her act became. So, complete with that penguin – now called Freddie – she took her very visual act to London, and is now a regular at Madam JoJo’s Burlesque Show in Soho.

Persephone doesn't strip so much as hint at the stripping to come later on in this clip from her act. Not to worry, your imagination should do the rest...

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Top 10 Songs To Strip To, As Voted By Guys

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:36:00 GMT

It's missing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Randy Newman and "Pasties and a G-String" by Tom Waits, but otherwise, we can generally agree with this I-Village list...

"Pony" by Ginuwine

"Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol

"I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears

"Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails

"She's Always In My Hair" by D'Angelo

"Sex (I'm a)" by Lovage

"Hot In Herre" by Nelly

"Justify My Love" by Madonna

"Cream" by Prince

What do you think: Would you pick a different Madonna song or a different Prince song? What's the song you strip to... or you wish someone would strip to for you?

Via I-Village.

Hot or Not: Robotic Stripping?

Emily Farris — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:16:00 GMT

Stripped by a Mechanical Shovel! - video powered by Metacafe

We're both annoyed and strangely turned on by this.

[Metacafe via YBNBY]