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Recycling Those Other Household Appliances

Colleen Kane — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:28:00 GMT

Almost exactly a year ago today, I wrote a blog post for a green website about the UK's Rabbit Amnesty program for recycling sex toys (and shortly thereafter was asked by the editor if I wouldn't mind taking that post down because the subject matter was a little too racy and they had investors to please). That post ended asking when the U.S. would step it up with a recycling program of our own.

They have, and as with the Rabbit Amnesty program, incentives are offered to recyclers.

The Sex Toy Recycling Program does it all for you after you pop your used goodies in the mail:

Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metal, e-waste and motors will be sent to recycling facilities that process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don’t worry, we dispose of them responsibly.

For every package mailed in, you get a $10 gift certificate for use with participating affiliates. The program was set up by Dreamscapes, LLC to reduce the carbon footprint of the adult novelties industry.

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Isabella's at it Again

Colleen Kane — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:32:00 GMT

Isabella Rossellini, who has clearly lost her mind, has created another entry in her "Green Porno" series for Sundance. In this one, she recites a poem called "Why Vagina."

While surrounded by 22 paper penises.

And in season two, she enacts sex by sea creatures: anglerfish, barnacle, starfish, limpet. View the video here.

Does anyone like this Green Porno stuff?

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Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys, And Freaks Out On Ewan McGregor

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT

Michelle Williams has already bounced back from the stress nightmare and overwhelming publicity surrounding the death of her ex-fiancee, Heath Ledger. First, she nailed a terrific performance in last year's gem Wendy and Lucy, sadly overlooked by Kate Winslet-crazy Oscar voters. Then, she landed the lead in the new film Incendiary, which was a hit at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival and comes to DVD on May 5th.

But Nerve Video obtained a copy of the graphic and memorable sex scene between Williams and co-star Ewan McGregor (man, that guy's naked in everything)...

This scene takes place at the beginning of the movie. Williams' character has a husband and young son, whom the filmmakers apparently doesn't even bother to give a name, are at a soccer match (note her character's accent), so she decides to invite sexy Ewan over for a game of her own. Both fortunately and unfortunately, the scene is edited so that spoilers are removed, so we won't tell you what's going on at the end here, except to say that Williams had left the TV on and the channel tuned to the match...

More about Incendiary at the film's IMDB page.

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Ashton Kutcher to Spread His Manjunk All Over North America

Emily Farris — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:05:00 GMT

Parents: lock up your daughters (or daughters: lock up your mothers?). Ashton Kutcher is on the verge of spreading his man junk all across the great United States of America.

His film, "Spread" has been picked up by Overture Films/Anchor Bay after it screened at Sundance and the distributor is going to spread it far and wide.

Directed by David Mackenzie and written by Jason Dean Hall, "Spread" tells the story of Nicki (Kutcher) a gigolo (with a terrible name; are we sure he's not a trannie call girl?) who tries to become a one-woman (Margarita Levieva) man.

We can only hope it's better than "Duce Bigalow: Male Gigolo," but in all honestly, we probably won't see it.

Here's the Sundance clip of Kutcher putting the moves on sugar-mama Anne Heche.

[Yahoo!: Kutcher film "Spread" nabbed by distributor]

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The Robin Williams "Dead Penis Society" Mystery

Colleen Kane — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:33:00 GMT

Always trying to find a hot scoop with the requisite puerile twist, I followed a link promising to tell me me about Robin Williams being inducted to a Dead Penis Society at Sundance.

The only other infomation associated with this story is the claim that Robin Williams is arguably the world's greatest comic. (I beg to differ, unless by "greatest" they mean "most annoying.") Dozens of links from the past day come up in a Google search of "Robin Williams" and "Dead Penis Society," but they all lead to the same dead page on the E! Online website.

What is the Dead Penis Society? Either we have stumbled upon a secret Hollywood society, or E! was pranked and discovered their mistake.

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Chris Rock is Spending Inauguration Day in the Whitest Place in America

Colleen Kane — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:49:00 GMT

On this historic day, Chris Rock won't be in Washington, D.C., but promoting a film at Sundance in Utah, or as he puts it, "the whitest place in America." Here's his explanation about why it's hard to make fun of Barack Obama.

ln an interview with CNN, Rock compares Barack to stars like Will Smith or Brad Pitt. "There's no Brad Pitt jokes. You know, what are you going to say? 'Ooh, you used to have sex with Jennifer Anniston. Now you have sex with Angelina Jolie. You're such a loser.' What do you say? 'Ooh, your movies are big. You make $20 million.' There's nothing to say about Brad Pitt.

Likewise, with Obama, "It's like 'Ooh, you're young and virile and you've got a beautiful wife and kids. You're the first African-American president.' You know, what do you say?"

About the excitement of today, he puts it well: "It'll be a cool day. It's weird. I've never watched an inauguration. I've never watched anyone get sworn in. You know, it's like Election Day and then you look up and somebody else is the president two months later. It was never like, "I can't wait till tomorrow. Oh my god! They're going to swear in Jimmy Carter!"

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