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Lingerie Bowl Cancelled Due to Sexiness

Colleen Kane — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:32:00 GMT

We thought Super Bowl Sunday was also generally acknowledged to be T&A Sunday. Not so this year: forces (most likely freedom-hating foreigners) have conspired to keep lingerie-clad women off TV screens across America. First the news that PETA's latest boob-filled ploy to save the animals was banned from broadcasting during the Super Bowl, and now this news: No Lingerie Bowl VI.

The pay-per-view event, which is normally shown during the Super Bowl's half time, has been cancelled due to a disagreement with Caliente, the clothing-optional resort where the game was set to take place, over a clothing mandate for the game's players and fans.

That means some spectators in the background would have been nude. Including...MALE nudity!

"The league will not place our fans, players, staff nor partners in a less then comfortable environment that would ultimately jeopardize the mainstream perception and reputation of the brand that so many have worked diligently over these past five years to build," said a spokesman for the event.

In other words, nip slips are great, even encouraged, but we don't want any men to have to accidentally see nude men.

Whatevs, everyone knows the Puppy Bowl is where it's at anyway.

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Would It Kill You To Wear An Ascot For a Change?

Emily Farris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:53:00 GMT

At a place called Ascot, you bet your ascot your ass best not be showing.

The "fashion police" were on alert on Thursday for Royal Ascot's Ladies Day to ensure no mini-skirts or bare midriffs marred the hallowed turf of the exclusive Royal Enclosure.

For officials at one of the world's most elegant race meetings are cracking the sartorial whip after veteran racegoers complained that standards were slipping.

So the Duke of Devonshire, chairman of the course where Queen Elizabeth plays host for the five-day meeting, has issued firm fashion instructions to stamp out errant dressers.

Once the Royal Enclosure was so select that divorcees were banned and all ladies had to wear gloves.

Today all you need to gain admittance is to be recommended by someone who has attended four times before.

All this year's badgeholders were given their fashion marching orders and warned: "Those not complying with the directions will be asked to leave the Royal Enclosure."

We're not much for dress codes, but we couldn't agree more. (No one wants to see tits and ass, right?) That's why we pretty much avoid any place that won't allow us to wear a grungy t-shirt and jeans. But we also know that if we're going somewhere fancy, we at least have to put on a clean t-shirt and our dress jeans. Or you know, dress the part, reluctantly. No matter how badly you want to wear jeans, or have your ass hanging out of a short skirt, some traditions should just be respected.

[Yahoo!: No midriffs or minis for Ascot fashion parade]

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Hot Chicks Dig Green Dudes

Emily Farris — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:20:00 GMT

For millions of years women have used T & A to get what they want — when all else fails, of course. So next time that man who claims to have "simple needs" uses eighteen squares of toilet paper to wipe his ass, or throws his beer bottles in with the rest of the garbage, please direct his attention to hotchixdig.com.

Introduce him to Rebextreme, a brunette who says "be smart and start doing your part." If the gentleman prefers a blonde, there's Mary Jane, who likes "men who bike... men who eat fresh, seasonal produce... and men who care about animal welfare." Once you have his attention, you can teach him about carbon emissions and the effects of pesticides. Because really, the only thing hotter than a woman with a bike basket full of locally-grown produce is a man with a bike basket full of locally-grown produce.

And ladies, don't forget to do your part. You can add yourself to the Hot Chix roster.

(Thanks, Mandy!)