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This Week in Hot for Teacher News: Another Sexy Teacher Gets Sexy With a Student

Colleen Kane — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:25:00 GMT

Oh, sexed-up teachers. When will you learn? The latest inappropriately hot teacher to (allegedly) get inappropriate with a student is Hope Jacoby, who is an athletic trainer at Tustin High School in California.

Hope is facing charges of sexual behavior with a 14-year-old student including oral copulation. And how was this found out? Alleged inappropriate cell phone photos.

Now that these scandals are so popular, how about some lessons for ye olde Lesson Planne:

1. If you're a teacher, don't have sex with students.

2. If you're a teacher having sex with students, definitely do not take photos or video of said activities.

3. Even if you don't look as good as Hopey, you can always do much better than a 14-year-old boy.

4. She was orally copulating him? Who's in charge here? You, the teacher, must take control.

Ignore these lessons, and FAIL.

Louisiana Teacher Gets Closer to Student By Sleeping with His Father

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:47:00 GMT

If you want to get in the pants of a fifteen-year-old boy, one way to make sure that happens is to first sleep with his father, then stick around for an encore.

Anna Davis, who is a 32-year-old special ed teacher at Benton High in Shreveport, Louisiana, has been arrested for having sex with a juvenile. The cops found out about it following a phone call Davis made the boy's divorced Dad, who she was also sleeping with, letting him know that she was dumping him for his son. Dad, out of either disgust or anger at having been dumped (we're kidding), immediately dialed up Davis's school, which removed her and notified the police.

Her response? "I'm in love with him and I want to marry him."

The cops? "I don't know if she understood exactly what she was doing."

Yes, officer, she most certainly does-- it's called sexual intercourse and it makes people do very strange things...

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Are All Florida Teachers Bonking Their Students?

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Damn, yo, this is really getting out of hand. And no, we don't mean Ashley Alexandra Dupree's television career.

Newsweek reported/plagiarized Scanner bloggers over the weekend with a story about Tampa teachers and their escapades involving parked cars and hotel room orgies. (Yes, that's a plural on the "orgies.") All three teachers pictured above did some educatin' in the same Florida radius; all three were busted in just the past three weeks.

Mary Jo Spack, 45, a local high school teacher, [was charged] with having sex with a 17-year-old male student. That encounter reportedly took place in a motel room, where she had been drinking alcohol with a group of the teen's friends, according to officials.

Even more disgusting, she's not even hot. Wait, don't throw away the half-empty barf bag just yet: the kid's friends had to listen in on the whole thing and had to try to not picture it. (Spack is the perv in the middle photo, above.)

Lisa Marinelli, 40, on the right, is either a transvestite or maybe even hot when not stoned out of her gourd for her mugshots. Either way, it doesn't explain how a teacher of children spells like a foreigner typing with her eyes closed:

"How about a quickie 2 morrow afternoon :-)? Ur car looks awesome! Al u need is a hot milf sittin next u and ud really b in busines."

Link and photos via Newsweek: Teacher Sex Scandals Alarm Fla.

Previously: Hot Teacher Busted For Sex & Drugs Party; Sloppy Seconds; Hottest Female Sex Offenders; Another Kind-of-Hot Teacher Gets It On With Her Student; Student Teacher Sex.

Another Kind-Of Hot Teacher Gets It On With Her Student

Emily Farris — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:57:00 GMT

What is it with conventionally attractive, blonde teachers getting it on with underage students? A teacher in Mississippi has confessed to having sex with a 15-year-old student in her white Jaguar. Does it get any more waspy than that? Oh wait, it does.

[The Smoking Gun: Teacher to Student "You Were Good"]

When Porn and Teaching Don't Mix

Emily Farris — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Some kids in the UK were pleasantly surprised to find their English teacher in a soft-core-porn style video on YouTube. Unfortunately, the results were not so pleasant for her.

The teacher took part in the commercial - called Hardcore, A Dirty Movie - as a trainee, two years before taking up her first post at £7,000-a-year Stockport Grammar School.

Although never shown on TV, the advert for Scruffs clothing was sent out to construction firms. In 2005, it won two prizes at the world's top advertising awards in Cannes.

A copy was later posted on the videosharing website YouTube, where it was discovered by Miss Green's pupils earlier this month.

Predictably, it wasn't long before the clip of the teacher, who is in her 20s, was being circulated around the school. And yesterday her career was hanging in the balance after she was suspended.

[Daily Mail: Pupils at private school discover their teacher in 'shocking soft-porn' advert on YouTube]

(Thanks, Jeff!)

Sloppy Seconds: Teenage Jon Bon Jovi Could Help You Score an Eighth

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

As a teenager Jon Bon Jovi sold pot for money. (To buy hair spray?)

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A Nebraska middle school teacher is on the lam with her 13-year-old student.

This Week in Teenage Girl-Tennis Coach Sex: Panty Raid

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:40:00 GMT

So, so weird. A British tennis coach accused of having sex with a 13-year-old girl has also been accused of wearing her underwear. We are 25 and we can tell you right now our bums aren't going to fit in any 13-year-old's gitch. 29-year-old Claire Lyte said she wore them mistakenly. This woman is in some hot, shitty water. The panties even had the girl's name on them. Trouble for Lyte started when the girl's mother claimed to find the couple in bed doing sex. If this is true, yuck. If Lyte is innocent, yuck. If she wore the panties on mistake cause her ass is the same size as a child's, well, that's some bad luck.