http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+bronx/default.aspxTags: the bronxenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/21/sloppy-seconds-pete-wentz-and-his-penis-and-his-wife-win-the-weird-baby-name-game.aspxFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:149038Emily Farris5http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=149038http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/21/sloppy-seconds-pete-wentz-and-his-penis-and-his-wife-win-the-weird-baby-name-game.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/bronx_mowgli_wentz_pete_penis_baby.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/bronx_mowgli_wentz_pete_penis_baby.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">It was. Then it wasn&#39;t. Now the Arrested Development movie might actually be happening. Maybe. Hopefully. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/11/arrested_development_movie_inc.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a>]&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">One thing we do know for sure is that Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of State. If the <i>New York Times</i> says it&#39;s true, it must be. Right? [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/22/us/politics/22obama.html?_r=1" target="_blank">NYT</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Good news or bad news? Doctors go into your head to remove a brain tumor and find a worm. [<a href="http://snafu-ed.blogspot.com/2008/11/brain-tumor-nope-worm.html" target="_blank">SNAFU-ed</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (and his penis!) named their baby Bronx Mowgli. What? The? Fuck? Is that supposed to be punk rock or something? Also, this begs the question: what do they call his penis? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081121/ap_en_ot/baby_names_simpson_wentz" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=149038" width="1" height="1">new york timeshillary clintonsloppy secondsdead peopleBarack Obamatelevisionpete wentzron howardbrainsashlee simpsontumorsArrested Developmentashlee simpson wentzpete wentz penis picturesthe bronxpete wentz's penispete wentz penisbronx mowgliirish bagpipescreative baby namesweird baby namesobama administrationworms in my brainbagpipesbrain tumorspunk rock baby nameswormsashlee simpson gives birthjazz musicbronxtruthcrossing the borderjazz bagpipesblack people playing bagpipesplaying jazz with bagpipesjazz bagpipercan bugs crawl into my brain through my ears?bronx mowgli wentzbaby penisbrain wormssecretary of staterufus harleyworms in my headsimpson wentz babysymptoms of a brain tumorbaby wentzhttp://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/24/sloppy-seconds-sarah-palin-affair-brad-hanson-witches.aspxWed, 24 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:130355Emily Farris2http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=130355http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/24/sloppy-seconds-sarah-palin-affair-brad-hanson-witches.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/nude_sarah_palin_fucking_brad_hanson.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/nude_sarah_palin_fucking_brad_hanson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><strike>Hootie</strike> Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard&#39;s country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jessica-and-darius" target="_blank">Us</a>] </p><p>Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn&#39;t exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [<a href="http://www.gourmet.com/foodpolitics/2008/09/heather-mills-meatless-meals" target="_blank">Gourmet</a>] <br /></p><p>We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228560,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </p><p>Yes, we were right. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/09/claymates-deal-with-their-gay-greif.php" target="_blank">Radar</a>] </p><p>Will you buy Blair and Chuck&#39;s albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch &quot;Gossip Girl&quot;.. sigh. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1595447/20080923/index.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank">MTV</a>] <br /></p><p>Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn&#39;t go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the &quot;Wall Street&quot; star can offer some hope? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080924/ap_en_ot/people_michael_douglas" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] <br /></p><p>If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. 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