Sloppy Seconds: More Fun With Sarah Palin Affair Rumors

Emily Farris — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

~~Hootie~~ Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard's country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [Us]

Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn't exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [Gourmet]

We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [People]

Yes, we were right. [Radar]

Will you buy Blair and Chuck's albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch "Gossip Girl".. sigh. [MTV]

Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn't go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the "Wall Street" star can offer some hope? [Yahoo!]

If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. [Wonkette]

MTV Launches Sex Talk Show, We Relive Our Awkward Youth

Emily Farris — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:58:00 GMT

First New Kids on the Block re-formed, then Beverly Hills 90210 came back with a little less than a bang and now this dude is going to have a talk show on MTV about sex? Will Zack Morris step out of my dreams and into my car already?

MTV will premiere a sex-themed series featuring relationships expert Dr. Drew Pinsky on September 29.

In each half-hour episode of "Sex ... With Mom and Dad," the father of 15-year-old triplets will help a teen and his or her parents work through their problems discussing sex, dating and relationships. MTV has ordered 20 episodes.

Meh. That title freaks us out. Plus, we'd rather watch re-runs of Love Line, but considering we have neither cable or a car (both of which we had in the 90's) we won't be seeing much of Dr. Drew or Zack Morris any time soon.

[Reuters: MTV, Dr. Drew talking about "Sex"]

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