Sloppy Seconds: Secret Celebrity Weddings... Who Done It?

Emily Farris — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Fox News just got a little less liberal. (Bet you didn't know that was possible.) Hannity and Colmes will now just be, um, Hannity. [Yahoo]

Dr. Pepper was giving away free soda to celebrate the release of Guns 'N Roses' long-anticipated Chinese Democracy. Apparently, though, the high demand for free drinks crashed the beverage makers' website, leaving rock fans everywhere thirsty and disappointed. [Vulture]

Did you know Jason Lee was married? Neither did we. [Us]

Who else got secretly married?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. As if you care. Sorry. [People]

R. Kelly's nephew has been charged with attempted murder after a brawl in a barbershop. [MTV]

Was John McCain the only one who didn't know "suspending" his campaign was a terrible idea? Scanner Brian totally called it. [Political Wire]

Ellen and Portia's Wedding Video Makes Us Cry All Over Our Keyboard

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:23:00 GMT

We finally got around to watching the video of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's August nuptials that Ellen shared on her show earlier this week, and holy crap, it makes us want to reactivate our online dating account.

Ellen talks about the video/wedding after the jump.

Now we want to marry Ellen.

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