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Introducing the Australian Sex Party...

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:28:00 GMT

In response to "moral campaigners and prudish politicians," Australia's open-minded citizens have decided to strike back.

On Thursday, the Great Down Under will announce the only political news worth reporting on: the launch of the fortunately-named Australian Sex Party. And no, it's not that key-exchange game your Mom told you about.

Party convenor Fiona Patten, who is head of the national adult retail and entertainment lobby group the Eros Association, said the trigger had been the government's decision to place a mandatory filter on the Internet.
Under the plan, designed to shield children from online porn and violence, Internet service providers will have to filter out pornography and other material deemed inappropriate in their feeds to houses and schools.
Users wanting access to uncensored material would have to opt out of the service, the government said when it announced the plan in January.
Patten was scathing of the move, which she said would damage the porn industry, arguing that material that was deemed acceptable 20 years ago would now be banned.

Oh no, no the porn industry! Remember, folks, if you ban any form of pornography, you are only helping its sales numbers worldwide. Meanwhile, if you want to get in on the Australian Sex Party, you have until Thursday morning to arrive in Melbourne for the press conference and the cocktails and orgy that will surely follow...

Via the AFP.

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Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:31:00 GMT

You'll be relieved to learn that this post has nothing to do with the you-know-what that's happening today...

This is the creepiest and coolest Halloween prank we've seen this year

A woman is charged with murder after stabbing her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after the argued over a slice of pizza.

It's scary and insane enough that this guy murdered his girlfriend. But then to cut off his own dick and leave it with her body? Wow. We have nothing to say about that.

A man is selling his wife through an in a classified section intended for vehicle sales, complete with the usual punny ad. The news here? Even though she's 25, he has had to drastically reduce the asking price.

A supposed burglar was found in a store's window display bed getting it on... with a bunch of mannequins.

A naked, masked man holding a gun and waving the American flag on an overpass caused a California freeway to be shut down for hours during yesterday morning's rush hour. And how come we're hearing about this the next day?!

And Traci Lords doesn't appear naked in Kevin Smith's new Porno movie because she was lactating. Yeah, we figured Smith would take a pass on that...

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Bummer: Rock Star Threeway Ends In Suicide

Bryan Christian — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:00:00 GMT

These are the survivors of the threeway -- in case you weren't sure.

Hate to harsh your sex buzz today, but we've got a little piece of advice: turns out letting your wife sleep with your rock'n'roll idol isn't always the best idea -- even if you get to be in on the action.

A devoted Status Quo fan who plunged into depression after his wife left him for guitarist Rick Parfitt has hanged himself at home, it emerged today.
[...]
In 1995, a day after marrying [former wife] Angie, [Nigel Hewitt] introduced his new bride to his hero at a Quo gig in Birmingham, where Rick flirted with her.
But it wasn't until December 2003 that, astonishingly, Mr Hewitt agreed to let Rick sleep with his wife - as long as he could join in.
Afterwards Angie lost interest in her husband and started spending more time with Rick. Eventually they split up.

Is there a lesson to be learned here? We don't know. We always thought threeways with rock stars were, like, a Platonic good. Straight spouse swaps are still cool, though, right? Dean?

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