Scanner : worst dressed

Who Would You Rather: Golden Globes Edition (Kate vs. Sue)

Emily Farris — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:33:00 GMT

Even though she was left off of Scanner Ina's best dressed list for last night's Golden Globes, we think Kate Winslet looked amaaaaazing. We're glad her second speech went on and on and on because we didn't want to take our eyes off of her. Equally stunning, however, was the always beautiful Susan Sarandon (in her pants and all).

Related:

Golden Globes Best Dressed: How J-Lo's Ass Finally Won Us Over

Golden Globes Worst Dressed: WTF Was Up With The Hair?

Retro Masturbation Material: Susan Sarandon

Top 5 Susan Sarandon Sex Scenes

PapSmeared: Miley Cyrus Explains What Girls Have Down There

Emily Farris — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:01:00 GMT

We know Scanner Ina already highlighted Miley Cyrus' Golden Globe wardobe FAIL, and we know that we have no room to criticize anyone for unladylike behavior, but really, Miley? Really? Do even you know where you are? (Hint: it's not the Kids' Choice Awards.)

[Image]

Caption This: Perv Photogs And Bai Ling's Nipple Slip

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Bai Ling was recently voted the world's Worst Dressed Celebrity in a poll of over one million blog readers.

Now, to add insult to, well, insult... there's this...

[NSFW ahead]

Last month, Ling was promoting one of her many, many movies (for starters, she has ten movies listed on IMDB as in "post-production") when she made the unfortunate mistake of bending over in such a loose-fitting dress...

This just isn't her year. Did you know that back on Valentine's Day this year, a distraught Ling was arrested at LAX for the crime of wandering out of a shop with a pack of batteries and a couple magazines? Luckily, she was able to plead to disturbing the peace and escaped with a small fine...

...but man, this girl needs a break. Then again, if you can shock a papparazzi just with the size of your nipples, maybe that's a good thing. (We're big fans of freaking out, pissing off, or generally driving these people insane... in case you haven't noticed.)

It should be noted we're pulling out this old pic because a) if we'd known about it, we'd have used it a month ago and b) we first started out telling you about Hayden Panettiere's nipple slip, which we realized is total bullshit:

See why we hate papparazzi? Not only are you invading someone's privacy on their 19th birthday, but you're taking a picture of their nipple and you don't even do a good job of it...

Via She So Crazy and 2Snaps.

Scanner : worst dressed

Who Would You Rather: Golden Globes Edition (Kate vs. Sue)

Golden Globes Best Dressed: How J-Lo's Ass Finally Won Us Over

Golden Globes Worst Dressed: WTF Was Up With The Hair?

Top 5 Susan Sarandon Sex Scenes

PapSmeared: Miley Cyrus Explains What Girls Have Down There

Caption This: Perv Photogs And Bai Ling's Nipple Slip

Hot or Not? Scarlett Johansson's Fuzzy Nipple

Who is Katie Price and Why is Her Nipple All the Way Over There?

Amy Winehouse's Nipple Slip

What Happens to Julia Allison's Nipple Does Not Stay in Vegas

Sloppy Seconds: Is Valentine's Day Over Yet?

Why Hayden And I Broke Up: A Scanner Confession