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re: Oldest Piece of Art Determined to Be Pornographic

Adrian — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:42:03 GMT

In my opinion it looks like the first chicken that was de feathered for supper, if they had supper in those days. Maybe it proves that they had roasted chicken 5000 years ago. Does anyone know when the first chicken was ever roasted? I wonder if they had potatoes with it. Did they find any sculptures of potatoes with it? It might have looked like little round stones so it was ignored by those nifty Archaeologists. Which brings me to my last question, was there a sculpture of a frying pan near by? Not Archeologists, Archaeologists. Who knows the correct spelling of this word.

re: Celibate Priest Publishes Sex Advice Book

john — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:18:12 GMT

this is crazy

re: Why Can't Michelle Obama Be Naked For Art?

Jeff — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:38:14 GMT

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re: World's Biggest Set of Boobs Attached to Host Porn Star

tan — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:15:59 GMT

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re: Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks

lady_thor — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:18:26 GMT

oh my god FINALLY

re: Candidate for Gov. of GA Admits to Having Sex... with a Mule

Kid A — Sat, 23 May 2009 22:57:35 GMT

Hey Jim:

en.wikipedia.org/.../No_true_Scotsman

The man believes that Jesus is the Christ and savior. That makes him a Christian.

re: Would You Pay $13,000 For Her Virginity?

twistedsister — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:36:00 GMT

armando burini,45,bologna,italy won the auction. right? why does it says anonymous?

re: Celebrate National Masturbation Month with the Masturbate-a-Thon

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re: New Mom Dropped By Insurer For Being Slightly Overweight

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:43:48 GMT

Thanks, J. We knew that, we just didn't want to go there, out of courtesy.

re: 18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:42:54 GMT

Needs an editer [sic]: Yeah, when you take it out of context like that, it sure does look like I need an "editer."

I'll admit it's not the world's greatest sentence-- but I knew that... it's not like bloggers have the time to really sit around and put two hours of effort into each post. But, since you so obviously have so much time on your hands, perhaps you'd like to become an unpaid proofreader? (Job requires you to be strapped to your computer, without breaks, from 8am EST until 7:30pm EST. Can you handle it?)

re: New Mom Dropped By Insurer For Being Slightly Overweight

J. Beaman — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:43:22 GMT

Are you kidding me? 5'4" 220lbs is seriously obese. I'm 6'1" 220lbs and I'm slightly overweight.

And how do different states decide what overweight is? And, overweight is a BMI of 25 - obese is over 30. 35 is hella fat.

re: 18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

Sparky — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:01:51 GMT

That photo is Vanessa Hudgens. It's from a nude pic leaked to the internet. ie. "Pic unrelated"

re: Who Would You Rather: Kate vs. Juliet?

Jackiemoon — Tue, 19 May 2009 14:34:01 GMT

Juliet....her breasts are stunning(see the movie Gia)

re: Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks

zandra6483 — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:32:15 GMT

so can you change the link at the top of the home page?

re: 18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

Needs an editer — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:12:09 GMT

"... he recorded the menage a trois with to school and began showing it around class..."

re: 18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

DStrope — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:45:53 GMT

What does the photo of the young lady have to do with the article

re: 18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

DStrope — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:44:35 GMT

what does the photo of the young lady have to do with it?

re: Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks

rowdehchickpea — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:03:54 GMT

It would be awesome if that scrolling thing announcing the Scanner headlines on nerve would actually link to your new site instead of the old site.

re: Give a Steamy Goodbye to CraigsList's Erotic Services

Scott Foster — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:16:55 GMT

As someone who at times uses craigslist to pay for various services I have to say this is awesome.

It gets rid of all the spam. all the cam girls. all the massive postings by creepy asian massage parlors because you have to pay 10 bucks (which is not much - to post a job offering in SF on CL, I think it costs 75 bucks).

Basically, now, everyone on the erotic services section will actually be a working girl.

Uptight Christians, once again, you lose.

re: Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks

casualencounters.com/blog/ — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:28:41 GMT

Isn't that technically impossible? Brave new world.

re: Who Would You Rather: Kate vs. Juliet?

LaGiulia — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:35:50 GMT

Juliet. Because she speaks softly and carries a big gun. And is perfectly capable of bashing a guy around the head, then picking up his gun and saying (very softly) "Turn this sub around". Without even breaking a sweat. Kate is all smoke and no fire.

re: World's Biggest Set of Boobs Attached to Host Porn Star

Jen Lollipop — Sat, 16 May 2009 15:19:26 GMT

*vomits*

re: Arizona University Paper Hosts Sex Advice Column, Silly Questions Ensue

Rick — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:31:36 GMT

Nice website and good informative article.

Thanks for the information.

re: Arizona University Paper Hosts Sex Advice Column, Silly Questions Ensue

Rick — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:30:51 GMT

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Thanks for the information.

re: While You Were Sleeping: Paul Newman’s Gay Affair

Isis Uptown — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:41:20 GMT

Paul Newman & James Dean? That is SO hot!

re: Take Him to Detroit: America's 11 Most Depressing Places

thinkywritey — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:14:30 GMT

Brian, if you want me to come live with you, you really should ask me more directly.

re: Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:36:22 GMT

Yeah, the whole thing stinks... and we'll probably never know the truth. Another lesson to take from this is to always take the high road: if Ramirez hadn't of chased after them and re-started the fight, he would've been okay. It's not worth it, people...

re: Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder

Marky — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:27:06 GMT

Obvious miscarriage of justice. Story doesn't add up either. The victim responds to baiting, makes them run away and then pursues them resulting in his death? I'm certain that if he survived or his 'backup' if they arrived, would have a different version to tell. The girl probably knows the truth but has been intimidated by the community if not her own family to lie about the events. The parents of those kids and the jury should be ashamed of themselves.

re: We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Programming to Bring You The Best Craigslist Personal Ad of The Day

thinkywritey — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:44:57 GMT

I'm... not so sad about that.