http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/01/sloppy-seconds-lindsay-lohan_2700_s-half-sister.aspxAt first we got all excited about the Alanis Morissette karaoke contest but then we realized none of the songs were from Jagged Little Pill . [ MySpace ] Did Anne Hathaway rat out her billionaire ex-boyfriend to the FBI? That is, at the same time, badassenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/01/sloppy-seconds-lindsay-lohan_2700_s-half-sister.aspx#106133Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:31:53 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:106133Christian<p>I prefer bastard actually. &nbsp;That is what I always tell people at least, given that my parents weren't married. &nbsp;Hell they barely even knew one another.</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=106133" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/01/sloppy-seconds-lindsay-lohan_2700_s-half-sister.aspx#106123Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:29:56 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:106123profrobert<p>&quot;Illegitimate&quot;? &nbsp;What is this, 1957? &nbsp;She's a human being, and she's 13. &nbsp;That makes her a real, live, legitimate child. &nbsp;Pee Wee Herman is an &quot;illegitmate&quot; child; he's a grown up who pretends to be a child. &nbsp;Hey, why not call her a bastard and be done with it? &nbsp;The phrase you're looking for is &quot;out of wedlock.&quot;</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=106123" width="1" height="1">