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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Let There Be Babybook</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/let-there-be-babybook.aspx</link><description>We have a bunch of friends who just had babies. Like, six couples within the last two weeks. And while we love you, and we love your babies (we really do!), we don&amp;#39;t need to know every time your baby takes a shit, and frankly, we don&amp;#39;t care that</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: Let There Be Babybook</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/let-there-be-babybook.aspx#115366</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:47:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:115366</guid><dc:creator>George Paul</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;An announcement facility for new borns exists at GHQ.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=115366" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Let There Be Babybook</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/let-there-be-babybook.aspx#110012</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:33:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:110012</guid><dc:creator>Hamish</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I think you'll find the problem is not baby-related status updates, but status updates from boring people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;John is eating his dinner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Betty is looking forward to the end of her working day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Charles is watching his newborn son learn about the effects of gravity.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;William is wishing he didn't have to commute.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Laura is getting excited about her holiday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=110012" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Let There Be Babybook</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/let-there-be-babybook.aspx#109798</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:37:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:109798</guid><dc:creator>jenny</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Fantastic idea. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don't know what happened. &amp;nbsp;I turn 26 and suddenly EVERYONE ON MY GAWDDAMNED FACEBOOK IS EITHER KNOCKED UP, OR TRYING TO GET KNOCKED UP. &amp;nbsp;Particularly the high school colleagues (who, like those of scanner Emily, have all ended up fat, oily, and prematurely aged tee hee).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Daily status updates include &amp;quot;Erin 's ovulating!!!111&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Catherine still recovering from torn vagina&amp;quot; and I feel that it will never go away. &amp;nbsp;That the pre-pregnancy chatter. &amp;nbsp;Then there are the status updates (and the photos, oh god the photos) of chapped nipples, cradle cap, assorted contraptions, and happiness. &amp;nbsp;It's fucking sick. &amp;nbsp;Here I am travelling the world, working semi-glamourous jobs, getting excessively educated, and having cinematic love affairs, but is that interesting? &amp;nbsp;Nope. &amp;nbsp;Know why? &amp;nbsp;Because I have an untested uterus. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fucking suburbs. &amp;nbsp;I'm so glad I moved my self-righteous ass out when I was 17!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm not REALLY this bitter. &amp;nbsp;Okay, just a little. :o)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=109798" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Let There Be Babybook</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/let-there-be-babybook.aspx#109780</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:37:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:109780</guid><dc:creator>afellowgirl</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;A few of us came up with this idea last year, actually. . . unfortunately my husband the web developer hasn't had the time to do any programming and we all kind of dropped the ball. &amp;nbsp;I'm totally going to kick myself in the ass when it blows up, and somebody else gets rich off it.&lt;/p&gt;
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