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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Missouri Republican Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Soon Gets Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 14-Year-Old</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/07/missouri-republican-resigns-to-spend-more-time-with-family-soon-gets-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-14-year-old.aspx</link><description>We&amp;#39;ve heard plenty of stories lately of hypocrites in public office being exposed by arrests, lawsuits and/or divorce. None of them can compete with the unsettling, sad, and just plain laughable ( not at the victim-- at the numbnuts who are alleged</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: Missouri Republican Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Soon Gets Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 14-Year-Old</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/07/missouri-republican-resigns-to-spend-more-time-with-family-soon-gets-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-14-year-old.aspx#116083</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:35:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:116083</guid><dc:creator>maxwell_hammer</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Missouri isn't the south, it's the midwest. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They say sody pop there. When every true Southerner knows that beverages of that sort are properly called coke.&lt;/p&gt;
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