Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

meganco — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:54:24 GMT

hold your hair? wash your hair? what about *pull* your hair? 'cause that's way more of an issue. i've got friends for the first one, and i could get a nurse for the second... maybe i could get a nurse to do the third, but i wouldn't really feel comfortable asking her, y'know, it just doesn't seem appropriate.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

fitandfun71 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:29:02 GMT

Two more things your vibrator won't do:

- Wash your hair in the tub or shower.

- Bring you soup when you're sick.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

fitandfun71 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:47:08 GMT

Ask me personally about the other seven, larose.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

liskula — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:21:42 GMT

now this is journalism at its finest....

good work Brian!

Just like I was told as a teenager... if all men died today, there wouldn't be enough batteries to last until tomorrow.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

saraswank — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:12:04 GMT

Wow, sign me up!

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

larose — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:03:52 GMT

hmmm...

what are the other seven?

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

Mandy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:04:14 GMT

Haaaa!

"Let the wild rumpus start."

Great. I have to read that book to my kid tonight.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

mhammondhambone — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:56:15 GMT

I must agree with biff... one of the best sex tips I ever got was from a friend who told me to take my girlfriend on a date to the sex toy store, buy a vibrator, and go home and **** the hell out of her with it.

That SaSi thing looks awesome. Take your lady from behind, put that thing up to her clit... Let the Wild Rumpus Start!

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

biff — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:50:18 GMT

Yeah, there's no reason to panic. To paraphrase the movie, the OH! in Ohio, "the vibrator is not your competitor, the vibrator is your teammate."

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

fitandfun71 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:57:26 GMT

No vibrator will:

1) Hold your hair back when your puking;

2) Tell you that you don't look fat in a tone you'll believe;

3) Order flowers at your office for NO reason.

Those are my three of my top ten; not the best three, just three. I have seven more ready to go if asked.

re: Babeland Launches The Erratic, Dangerous, Man-Eliminating Vibrator

Mandy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:35:05 GMT

I misread this as "Smart, Ass Vibrator."