http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/top-10-funniest-slang-terms-for-masturbation.aspxDid you know there are over one thousand substitutes for the word &quot;masturbation,&quot; all created by skateboarding hipster kids in Southern California? The makers of The Masturbation List did, and shared all 1,000 terms (mainly guys can use) withenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/top-10-funniest-slang-terms-for-masturbation.aspx#127193Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:46:14 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:127193Aaaawkward<p>Puppy whacking! NOOooooooooooooo!!!!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127193" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/top-10-funniest-slang-terms-for-masturbation.aspx#125465Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:31:18 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:125465Wrongo<p>My personal favorite: &nbsp;Dating Miss Michigan, and if you are ambidextrous, cheat with her twin sister.</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=125465" width="1" height="1">