Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:23:57 GMT

blackavar, are you wondering why the vicar was singled out to be reported to the press? The answer is: if you'd called us about the goalie, we'd have run that...

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

freemonth — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:03:55 GMT

"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

blackavar — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:32:00 GMT

why the fuck would they be publishing this? When I used to do more ER shifts we saw RFOs (Rectal Foreign Objects) all the time (cell phones were popular). None of those made it into the news even when, in one case, it was an NHL second-string goaltender with his girlfriend's fist up his ass and his pelvic floor or rectum had gone into spasm and they were stuck.

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

Cannonball Run DMC — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:29:12 GMT

Or that chick you've been showing naked on Nerve this week.

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

redraven — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:10:05 GMT

The Russian doll was probably a matryoshka.

re: Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

mags — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:09:29 GMT

I believe by "Russian doll" they mean a nesting doll - you know, the kind where one doll houses a smaller doll and that doll houses an even smaller doll, and so on. They are made of wood and look sort of like squat bowling pins, and I would imagine that might be easier to get up your ass than the kind of doll you're referring to.