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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx</link><description>A few weeks ago, we got an email from a sex-toy company . It said, “Do you want to review a sex toy?” We said yes. Immediately. About a week later, a package arrived, and we thought, “Wow, great, our new IKEA furniture is here.” But no. It was a Hitachi</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>magic teapot</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx#48522</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:07:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:48522</guid><dc:creator>magic teapot</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Having access to continual web sites concerned with this is terrific.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=48522" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx#46651</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:44:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:46651</guid><dc:creator>profrobert</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I've always thought that the best research is done with one's pants off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=46651" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx#46391</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:07:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:46391</guid><dc:creator>cannibal_femme</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm not sure if I should apologize for having a total Hans-und-Franz moment at the title. It made the post even funnier, though, so I'm thinkin', nah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=46391" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx#46305</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:53:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:46305</guid><dc:creator>Borges O'Connor</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Um, I think the whole point of a remote control is that another person is supposed to use it on you. Like, you hold the wand against yourself and then the other person gooses you? (Bzzt! Take that! Like in Shortbus, but with a vibrator the size of a Mag Light.) So maybe you and Nicole should have had an intra-Scanner incest session. It's hot Scanner-on-Scanner action -- at least until one of you pees the carpet from laughing. Who will win? We don't know, but it's the carpet that will surely lose.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=46305" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Hey Everybody, I Just Pummeled My Vagina!</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/10/17/hey-everybody-i-just-pummeled-my-vagina.aspx#46279</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:49:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:46279</guid><dc:creator>seeker_nerve</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Please - picture of laughing ur pants off?&lt;/p&gt;
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