http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/02/pop-your-top-off-with-the-moaner-lisa-bottle-opener.aspxThis Moaner Lisa orgasmic bottle opener makes the Homer Simpson talking bottle opener seem so un-cool. Except we bought the Homer opener for our dad and probably will not be buying him this one. [ Via Gizmodo ]enCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/02/pop-your-top-off-with-the-moaner-lisa-bottle-opener.aspx#61659Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:09:18 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:61659Anony<p>This product is for absolute losers. That's the only girl you'll be touching, mate!</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=61659" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/02/pop-your-top-off-with-the-moaner-lisa-bottle-opener.aspx#61571Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:32:38 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:61571I'm sick of your insane demands.<p>And what better way to re-inaugurate the blog than with a new disembodied-female-body-parts product? The latest in this category (see, for reference, here, here, and here) comes from Nerve's Scanner, which alerted us to the existence of the &quot;Moaner Lisa</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=61571" width="1" height="1">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/02/pop-your-top-off-with-the-moaner-lisa-bottle-opener.aspx#61569Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:23:20 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:61569I'm sick of your insane demands.<p>And what better way to re-inaugurate the blog than with a new disembodied-female-body-parts product? The latest in this category (see, for reference, here, here, and here) comes from Nerve's Scanner, which alerted us to the existence of the &quot;Moaner Lisa</p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=61569" width="1" height="1">