Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

On Our To-Do List: Fidel Castro

Scanner — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:10:21 GMT

Fidel Castro may be stepping down, but he's still standing erect. Whether you love him or hate him, we can all agree on one thing about Castro: El Jefe Has Got STAMINA. His speeches go on for hours and hours. His long, thick cigar is always lit. His

re: Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

alisonica — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:19:38 GMT

Back in the day: Castro is pretty intelligent and passionate about his beliefs. So regardless of how he would be in bed, I imagine the conversation would be really interesting. I can't imagine getting anything much from a spoiled, stupid, selfish frat boy, either in the sack or in a debate.

Now: Neither. Castro is too old and crazy, George W. Bush is still a spoiled, stupid frat boy.

re: Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

lagiulia — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:08:39 GMT

I'm Italian. We have not ONE but TWO Communist parties (well, not anymore now, but that's another story) and I've voted for one of the two since forever. Whaddyathink? :D

Plus, spoiled brats who get into expensive colleges because of oil money and flunk out of National Service don't do and have never done it for me.

(Yeah, I AM aware of the sorry state of my home country, thanks very much. We're even trying to borrow Barack Obama off you to give ourselves a little cred.)

As for now, I can't think of having sex with either without being a little sick in my mouth, so I'll pass.

re: Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

kowhaileaves — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:48:57 GMT

how could anyone let GWB put his well, anything near them?? ick, ick and double ick.

(That's two votes for Casto, btw.)

re: Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

jaycg — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:15:23 GMT

GeoW both times. It may be superficial, but he's not a bad looking guy, young or old (if you can get past the mildly vacant expression he tends to put on when discussion policy other than Iraq) and certainly physically superior to Castro, who went from scruffy and gross to...old, scruffy and gross.

re: Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

hotformathletes — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:23:44 GMT

It was once my ambition in life to be Mrs. Castro. I would definitely choose him.