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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/27/we-do-not-want-to-meet-carlizina-jolectron-in-a-dark-alley.aspx</link><description>So, this is the perfect woman , huh? A computer generated combination of Angelina Jolie&amp;#39;s hair and lips, Carmen Electra&amp;#39;s eyes, and Charlize Theron&amp;#39;s nose. Shit. These Photoshopping weirdos are treading into Michael Jackson territory. Some</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>re: We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/27/we-do-not-want-to-meet-carlizina-jolectron-in-a-dark-alley.aspx#75189</link><pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:08:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:75189</guid><dc:creator>M2Infinity</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Can't wait for the movie 'Valley of the Stepford Body Snatchers' starring all of the above.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=75189" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/27/we-do-not-want-to-meet-carlizina-jolectron-in-a-dark-alley.aspx#74927</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:39:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:74927</guid><dc:creator>G</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You are beautiful. Lay off the photoshop. Really...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=74927" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/27/we-do-not-want-to-meet-carlizina-jolectron-in-a-dark-alley.aspx#74668</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:15:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:74668</guid><dc:creator>LydiaSarah</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Wow, and the first photo you posted is actually the least creepy in the bunch. That second one with Bette Davis' eyes just looks undead...and that Kate Bosworth/Alexis Bledel etc. creature kinda looks more like an alien-from-Close-Encounters-of-the-Third-Kind/Sailor Moon hybrid. (see what I mean? lol)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People, God (or what have you) is better at designing faces than celebrity-obsessed leches with photoshop and a lot of time on their hands. Some features just do not mix!&lt;/p&gt;
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